Ok so who do I have to blow around here -

He will do it again... just under a different nick.

I have a gig... you working part time? PM me if interested.

Actually he won't - I closed SEVERAL of his doors over the past 24 hours so he won't be up as fast as he thinks he is - I cannot go into details - but I took time I should have taken to take care of myself to make damn sure he doesn't fuck anyone else for a good while!

I am working for any time frame - part - full - whatever - I have bills to pay and probably one of the few not afraid to SAY it out loud. lol

Long ago unbeknownst to her someone slipped Tam a roofie, then implanted an asshole magnet under her skin.

I'm sure of it.

Never in my life have I seen someone have so many work situations go south due to scam artists and scumbag bosses. It's amazing, and.... totally unfair. Would someone please hire this lady already? She is a veritable font of industry knowledge, put her to work for christ's sake.

And Tam, while you're waiting, check yourself for magnets. :D

I did, and I swear I can't find them - I feel them a lot faster now though - you have to admit, this was record time and NO ONE got hurt BUT me this go around. lol

I've learned from the best how to spot them - and am getting better - and faster. lol

I just want to work, an honest job for honest pay and honest people - lol

How about $60 for half and half?

I think its time for that mandingo party?
ii gotz 5 on it

You both couldn't afford me if you put BOTH your paychecks together.

So, more than $65?

good luck tam

I've always heard, it's not who you know, it's who you blow... but lately I think, it's who you know, not who you blow... Good luck and I hope you find a cool gig PFQ.

Try a different industry, not exactly the glory days of adult

The good news is that it's me - The bad news is that I am gay...

Its what you know, and who you know.

If only i was in need of a good blow job/marketer.

Maybe you could do some affiliate marketing?

Good luck with your job hunt

Agreed. Maybe check to see if there are any openings at nomorerack.com.

Good luck for you Tam, how you can find something cool

But you're here constantly begging for work. Something doesn't add up.

I think it may be a little of a lot of that.. I appreciate your support though. ;)

I'm working on looking in any industry - including locally - no stone unturned kind of thing.

Aww, I have a gay network, maybe I could get one of them to do me a solid on this? lol

This made me lol

Thank you very much

Sorry hon, don't really want to take your job form you - when will you stop beating dead animals, something you get off on? You sound just like one of them the way you just keep on and on and on and on - good luck on your job, you can keep it.

You sound like such a douche. It's no wonder you don't have a job. You seem to have an issue with dishing things out but being unable to take it. Especially when your fat ass, bitch boy of a husband shows up to the board to talk smack to people.

There, I think I covered everyone so no one can say I am ignoring them - right?

Good Morning Harmon - glad you are still very much alive and well - that always warms my heart! If you are looking for a board war, you've come to the wrong place though - you won't get it here -

Sometimes its like there all coke heads

You seem very professional and level headed , it's absolutely bizarre that u are out of work so often.
/ end sarcasm

Do you know any good programs that need joins?

I can't think of a single one, can you?

Sorry to hear Tam, I was in the same place. I pitched an idea to some investors and they hired me to run everything they had going.

remove the "Rude Bitch" logo and tagline.

Re-brand yourself as the professional helpful person

I've always loved a good morning BJ.

http://i.4cdn.org/b/1412347895431.webm

I hope you find what you are looking for. I'm sure you already hit up Eddie K and the xindustryjobs.info crew...



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You could be right there, rebrand as someone in control, she should be snapped up in a flash with her experience

Actually that is the very WORST idea handed to me so far - I have already had about 7 people hit me up - and all of these are a far cry better than anything I've been offered by being all professional and so on - seems just me being me and who the hell I am is working way better for me thus far than anything else.

I can be professional - I can be nice - I can be rude - and I can be a lot of things which is VERY much needed in this, or any other industry! A good and solid Rep can wear all of the hats needed to cater to anyone needing help. If someone wants professional, I can be that, if they wish to cut up - I can do that - if they wish to be treated like shit, well, I can do that too - I have the capacity to wear whatever hat is needed in as professional a way as anyone else or as unprofessional as anyone else.

Not all people wish to be treated like all other people, each is unique and different and a GOOD Rep senses this and handles it as such.

I've worked with some extremely large companies/people that wouldn't be caught dead on this board - I can be what and who I need to be and adapt to ANY situation!

Answer: Me.

I stand corrected. You must know better than me after all your past business decisions and relationships speaks volumes about your exceptional abilities and insights.

Good luck, then again, you probably don't need it.

But again you still come here begging for work, and its never your fault.
You are all talk and no action.

She wont understand.

its much better to work for yourself if you can in this industry, otherwise you never know when you're going to be let go or screwed over.

Good advice.

I don't beg for anything, I ask - there is a difference there, my friend. Would you prefer I was here asking for handouts, standing in a welfare line or something that causes YOU to have to take care of me, is that the route you'd rather I take?

I am not asking for handouts and not asking for anything but honest work and honest pay.

I am really not going to do this with you - unless you have something that is useful and not just to put me down, I haven't a thing to say to you at all. Simply because at one time you and I were friends and you've met me face to face - and you were once very kind - and though I've never done a thing to you personally, you still want to go here - I am not doing it - thanks for your advice, it's appreciated.

dear streetwalker how much you charge for blowjob?

(For anyone looking for work in this biz)

This is how I see things when hiring someone new…..

There are 2 types of employees in this business. I call them "direct" and “support".

Direct: Someone DIRECTLY involved in profit generation who's worth to a company can very easily be quantified. What do they cost, how much profit do they generate….simple. They are usually Affiliate reps, media buyers and people who can generate traffic. Aside from affiliate reps, anyone who is good at the other stuff will usually do it for themselves and become an affiliate as they will generally make FAR more (if they are decent) than any company will pay them in salary.

Support: Necessary for a company to operate, but who's value can't be directly quantified in dollars and cents. Programmers, Designers, sys admins, assistants etc

Which one are you??? If it is Support (which sounds like you are not) then getting a job is much more straight fwd. If it is Direct, there is some good news and some bad news.

Affiliate reps: 90% of affiliate reps in this business could be replaced tomorrow. Having a rolodex of affiliates means very little. We ALL know each other and no good affiliate if going to point their traffic to a program that makes less money than where they send it now because they are friends with the rep. It may get you a test, but affiliates go where the highest EPC is, period. And the chance that a decent size affiliate has not tested the new program you are at, if it is in the same vertical, is slim.
The affiliate reps that are worth their salt and deserve, and get, big salaries and commissions, are the ones who are true marketers. Ones who don’t just try to get affiliates to switch over to their program, but are able to look at the traffic, view ALL the pieces of the puzzle and find way for the affiliate to generate more sales from the same amount of traffic. Or to recognize where the affiliate may be leaving money on the table. Maybe there are additional sales to be had above and beyond what he / she already does coming from areas they never thought to look. THAT is what makes a good rep.

Media buyers / traffic generation: Like I said, MOST people able to generate a profit doing these things do it for themselves, but if you can show you have the ability to generate profits (hard numbers, P&L’s from previous jobs etc) There are not to many companies that wont at least give you a shot with a average salary + commission. ANYONE worth their salt wants as much of their money to come from commission as possible. Nobody will pay a media buyer 250k salary, but I know more than a couple that make that and then some from commissions.

The Problem: I know a LOT of people that have been around for a long time that jump from program to program asking for high base salaries. 6 mon – 1 yr later, the owner realizes that they are costing more to have around than they are generating. They leave on “good terms”, then jump to the next program. Each time the program and salary get a bit smaller till they disappear from this biz.

Only one thing matters to people hiring an employee…….PROFIT

If you are a “direct” employee, you need to be able to show your prospective employer that having you around will make them more than they make now. Know a little about their operation. What skills do you have and how can you fit in. If you have a variety of skills, take a look at areas that they may be lacking and explain how you can fill that hole and how that will ultimately mean more money to the bottom line.

Tam, there just isn't a lot of companies hiring these days. Almost everyone I know has circled the wagons and are streamlining their operations.

It's a tough business to be in at the moment, but I hope something works out for you.

Good info there J.

I'm saving that to read later - Thanks...

Besides blowing people....what are your skills?