News Mom Burglarizes Cars At School, Claims She's Looking For ISIS: Police - GoFuckYourself.com

brassmonkey · 10-05-2014, 08:13 AM

Apparently, there's growing concern that the Islamist State of Iraq and Syria could attack the United States from within -- cops just don't believe that terrorists will start by hiding in cars on Mississippi school property.

That allegedly didn't stop Lisa Carol Roche from using ISIS as an alibi. The Hurley woman is accused of burglarizing cars in the parking lot of her children's school, then telling officers that she was "looking for ISIS terrorists," according to Gulf Live.

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Roche, 41, was allegedly caught stealing sunglasses and other items from cars at East Central High School, FOX 10 reports. She remained in Jackson County Adult Detention Center Friday.

She's been charged previously with careless driving, felony fraud and felony embezzlement. She faces up to five years in prison and a $10,000 fine if convicted of commercial burglary.

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L-Pink · 10-05-2014, 08:20 AM

Damn, look at her ……...

Mediamix · 10-05-2014, 08:24 AM

Even my dog wouldn't fuck that bitch..

MrTrollkien · 10-05-2014, 08:27 AM

Merica..............

She has children? How much drugs did the man take for this thing to become pregnant?

L-Pink · 10-05-2014, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by MrTrollkien

Merica..............

She has children? How much drugs did the man take for this thing to become pregnant?

Odds are the low-life man in her life is the one responsible for the tats. That's ownership if I ever saw it.

seeandsee · 10-05-2014, 09:24 AM

She looks like super agent to me, what a dick head

MediaGuy · 10-05-2014, 09:24 AM

Didn't know Fox News viewers came that young...

:D

newB · 10-05-2014, 01:21 PM

mineistaken · 10-05-2014, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Damn, look at her ??...

I did and I decoded she was a credit to society.

pornmasta · 10-05-2014, 01:36 PM

http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/lose+head

brassmonkey · 10-05-2014, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

I did and I decoded she was a credit to society.

well she was hunting down isis. she needed shades phones and extra cash if she finds it in your car.

hope she gets released soon. meth helps her see the enemy

RyuLion · 10-05-2014, 02:05 PM

Blame it on ______ for your crime? No new news here..

DBS.US · 10-05-2014, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

She looks like super agent to me, what a dick head

The Best Super Agents don't look like Super Agents

mineistaken · 10-05-2014, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

The Best Super Agents don't look like Super Agents

So she is not the best superagent because she looks like one (to seeandsee)

420 · 10-05-2014, 06:29 PM

Next time she should consider burglarizing the cars where rich people park. Or maybe I'm the stupid one and kids at that school keep their meth in unlocked cars.

420 · 10-05-2014, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

well she was hunting down isis. she needed shades phones and extra cash if she finds it in your car.

hope she gets released soon. meth helps her see the enemy

She did enough meth to know you can't see those mother fuckers through glass. You gotta open the door and look under the seats.

brassmonkey · 10-05-2014, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

She did enough meth to know you can't see those mother fuckers through glass. You gotta open the door and look under the seats.

i think she probably said looking for ice

not the cold kind

420 · 10-05-2014, 06:59 PM

I see, she told the cops "i'm lookin for ices".

Coup · 10-05-2014, 06:59 PM

Her husband was unavailable for comment

brassmonkey · 10-05-2014, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by 420

I see, she told the cops "i'm lookin for ices".

yep!

oppoten · 10-05-2014, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

The Hurley woman

is that where she's from, or a description of her?

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