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Sid70 · 09-29-2014, 05:21 AM

No matter how hard we try balancing our lives we all need to live thru the chaos of the environmental mess.

- Harbanga Varboo, Patagonia, 1926

iwiiiiiiiiii · 09-29-2014, 05:56 AM

The second time the dog bites you, it's not his fault.

bronco67 · 09-29-2014, 07:13 AM

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

Bruce Lee

oppoten · 09-29-2014, 12:43 PM

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

sarettah · 09-29-2014, 12:53 PM

Lack of planning on your part does not make a crisis on my part.

L-Pink · 09-29-2014, 12:54 PM

“Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.”

John Wayne

NaughtyVisions · 09-29-2014, 12:56 PM

"I have reached the top of my wall, and all I've found is another way to fall." - The Moody Blues After You Came

"Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gate of heaven." - John Bunyan The Pilgrim's Progress

"Failure's not an option, but the option exists." - Chad Gray (HELLYEAH) Moth

"Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do" - Jesus Christ John 8:42

sarettah · 09-29-2014, 12:58 PM

You can lead a horse to water but that don't make it right.

and

You can't fix stupid

- Ron White

GAMEFINEST · 09-29-2014, 12:58 PM

Wrap it up

clickity click · 09-29-2014, 01:00 PM

Wear Sunscreen.

MaDalton · 09-29-2014, 01:02 PM

If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent

marketingpanda · 09-29-2014, 01:05 PM

If plan A didnot work there are plenty more lettera in the alphabet.

sarettah · 09-29-2014, 01:13 PM

Some oldies from a board long ago and far away.......

"stupid men are easy to manipulate, stupid women are just stupid" - KK

"boobies didn't carry the last bimbo far when lack of brains becomes apparent. tip for hiring a board whore: pick one with a fuckin brain." - cj

"Hey what can I say, you're dealing with the kings of piss and name calling is what we do for a living ;-))" - Timon

"Getting banned from GFY is roughly equivalent to getting banned from K-Mart." - Ulfie

"Hey, without bullshit there would be: no flowers, no mushrooms, no sponsor programs. :-)))" - Dravyk

"As pornographers we must act responsibly! ;))" - Nickatilynx

"surely the internet can't be the first generation of business idiots??!!" - CJ

"2 chicks are always better than one! That way if there is going to be conversation I don't have to be involved" - Vick

"Compliments are nice for the ego but mean nothing to your bottom line." - Mutt

"no amount of signups is worth hairy nipples!!!!" - cj

"The only thing the newb needs to remember is that "ding" means "fries are done"." - Dokk

Relentless · 09-29-2014, 01:22 PM

Today is the tomorrow you wished for yesterday.

dicknipples · 09-29-2014, 01:23 PM

My life motto: Fortune favors the bold.

WDF · 09-29-2014, 02:05 PM

And Then?

baddog · 09-29-2014, 04:22 PM

I could agree with you; but then we would both be wrong.

SilentKnight · 09-29-2014, 05:16 PM

I'm condescending? Do you even know what that means?

TisMe · 09-29-2014, 07:39 PM

The day Microsoft makes something that does not suck, will be the day they start producing Vacuum Cleaners.

unknown

NaughtyVisions · 09-29-2014, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TisMe

The day Microsoft makes something that does not suck, will be the day they start producing Vacuum Cleaners.

unknown

Reminded me of...

Sid70 · 09-30-2014, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent

A water landed flying fuck?

SykkBoy · 09-30-2014, 10:58 AM

One of these days, I'm going to have to stop procrastinating....

Brother Bilo · 09-30-2014, 01:51 PM

“The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache—on a man who runs his mouth all the time.” - Jarod Kintz

Grapesoda · 09-30-2014, 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent

how about: if you chase pussy you'll always be broke BUT if you chase money you'll always have pussy

dicknipples · 09-30-2014, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

how about: if you chase pussy you'll always be broke BUT if you chase money you'll always have pussy

poncabare · 09-30-2014, 03:48 PM

is a pigs pussy pork?

baddog · 09-30-2014, 10:52 PM

If it has tits or wheels, it is going to give you trouble.

If you can dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

In order to catch herpes, you have to think like a herpes.

brassmonkey · 09-30-2014, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa

not the right place for that

lock · 10-01-2014, 12:57 AM

I can sit on icecream and tell you the flavor.

phypon · 10-01-2014, 06:41 AM

You can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

Change we can believe in.

dicknipples · 10-01-2014, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

not the right place for that

Right place for what?

VikingMan · 10-01-2014, 08:25 PM

"Let's have a moment of silence for that money that just died"

MPGdevil · 10-03-2014, 03:16 AM

Statistics are like miniskirts. They show a lot but they don't reveal what's most important.

- Some forum user

exotic · 10-28-2019, 10:09 PM

Where is Dokk, anyways… Havent seen him since Jamaica..

poncabare · 10-29-2019, 01:16 PM

Is a pigs pussy pork?

femdomdestiny · 10-29-2019, 02:56 PM

"Better to live 100 years as a millionaire than to spend 7 days in poverty."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Ford_(comics)

NatalieMojoHost · 10-30-2019, 07:31 AM

IMO the best historical smart-ass was Churchill. My favorite of his smart ass responses is:

Nancy Astor commented “If I were your wife I would poison your coffee…”

To which Sir Winston Churchill promptly replied with “And if I were your husband, I would drink it”.

CaptainHowdy · 10-30-2019, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah

Some oldies from a board long ago and far away.......

"stupid men are easy to manipulate, stupid women are just stupid" - KK

"boobies didn't carry the last bimbo far when lack of brains becomes apparent. tip for hiring a board whore: pick one with a fuckin brain." - cj

"Hey what can I say, you're dealing with the kings of piss and name calling is what we do for a living ;-))" - Timon

"Getting banned from GFY is roughly equivalent to getting banned from K-Mart." - Ulfie

"Hey, without bullshit there would be: no flowers, no mushrooms, no sponsor programs. :-)))" - Dravyk

"As pornographers we must act responsibly! ;))" - Nickatilynx

"surely the internet can't be the first generation of business idiots??!!" - CJ

"2 chicks are always better than one! That way if there is going to be conversation I don't have to be involved" - Vick

"Compliments are nice for the ego but mean nothing to your bottom line." - Mutt

"no amount of signups is worth hairy nipples!!!!" - cj

"The only thing the newb needs to remember is that "ding" means "fries are done"." - Dokk

. . .

Ramirez · 10-30-2019, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny

"Better to live 100 years as a millionaire than to spend 7 days in poverty."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Ford_(comics)

Good one.

Den BongaCash · 10-31-2019, 06:52 AM

If you can't drive stick, get yourself a car with an automatic transmission!

The Truth Hurts · 10-31-2019, 10:32 AM

buy a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day.
push a man out of a plane, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

Grapesoda · 10-31-2019, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NatalieMojoHost

IMO the best historical smart-ass was Churchill. My favorite of his smart ass responses is:

Nancy Astor commented “If I were your wife I would poison your coffee…”

To which Sir Winston Churchill promptly replied with “And if I were your husband, I would drink it”.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

W. C. Fields

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sarettah see you later, I'm gone Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,121	Some oldies from a board long ago and far away....... "stupid men are easy to manipulate, stupid women are just stupid" - KK "boobies didn't carry the last bimbo far when lack of brains becomes apparent. tip for hiring a board whore: pick one with a fuckin brain." - cj "Hey what can I say, you're dealing with the kings of piss and name calling is what we do for a living ;-))" - Timon "Getting banned from GFY is roughly equivalent to getting banned from K-Mart." - Ulfie "Hey, without bullshit there would be: no flowers, no mushrooms, no sponsor programs. :-)))" - Dravyk "As pornographers we must act responsibly! ;))" - Nickatilynx "surely the internet can't be the first generation of business idiots??!!" - CJ "2 chicks are always better than one! That way if there is going to be conversation I don't have to be involved" - Vick "Compliments are nice for the ego but mean nothing to your bottom line." - Mutt "no amount of signups is worth hairy nipples!!!!" - cj "The only thing the newb needs to remember is that "ding" means "fries are done"." - Dokk __________________ All cookies cleared!

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