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  • Sid70
    Downshifter
    • Dec 2002
    • 16413

    #1

    Smart Ass Quotes: Share Your Favs.

    No matter how hard we try balancing our lives we all need to live thru the chaos of the environmental mess.

    - Harbanga Varboo, Patagonia, 1926
    Русня, идите нахуй!
  • iwiiiiiiiiii
    Outside The Box Geek
    • Oct 2004
    • 550

    #2
    The second time the dog bites you, it's not his fault.
    The second time the dog bites you, it's not his fault.

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    • bronco67
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2006
      • 29032

      #3
      I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced one kick 10,000 times.

      Bruce Lee

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      • oppoten
        NAME THE JEW
        • Nov 2007
        • 4793

        #4
        I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

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        • sarettah
          see you later, I'm gone
          • Oct 2002
          • 14301

          #5
          Lack of planning on your part does not make a crisis on my part.

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          • L-Pink
            working on my tan
            • Mar 2005
            • 39151

            #6
            “Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.”

            John Wayne

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            • NaughtyVisions
              Confirmed User
              • May 2008
              • 4204

              #7
              "I have reached the top of my wall, and all I've found is another way to fall." - The Moody Blues After You Came


              "Then I saw that there was a way to hell, even from the gate of heaven." - John Bunyan The Pilgrim's Progress


              "Failure's not an option, but the option exists." - Chad Gray (HELLYEAH) Moth


              "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do" - Jesus Christ John 8:42
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              • sarettah
                see you later, I'm gone
                • Oct 2002
                • 14301

                #8
                You can lead a horse to water but that don't make it right.

                and

                You can't fix stupid

                - Ron White
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                • GAMEFINEST
                  Make STACK$
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 14478

                  #9
                  Wrap it up
                  Compound interest.

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                  • clickity click
                    So Fecking Bummed
                    • Aug 2014
                    • 3682

                    #10
                    Wear Sunscreen.

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                    • MaDalton
                      I am Amazing Content!
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 39861

                      #11
                      If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent
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                      • marketingpanda
                        Registered User
                        • Sep 2014
                        • 70

                        #12
                        If plan A didnot work there are plenty more lettera in the alphabet.
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                        • sarettah
                          see you later, I'm gone
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 14301

                          #13
                          Some oldies from a board long ago and far away.......

                          "stupid men are easy to manipulate, stupid women are just stupid" - KK

                          "boobies didn't carry the last bimbo far when lack of brains becomes apparent. tip for hiring a board whore: pick one with a fuckin brain." - cj

                          "Hey what can I say, you're dealing with the kings of piss and name calling is what we do for a living ;-))" - Timon

                          "Getting banned from GFY is roughly equivalent to getting banned from K-Mart." - Ulfie

                          "Hey, without bullshit there would be: no flowers, no mushrooms, no sponsor programs. :-)))" - Dravyk

                          "As pornographers we must act responsibly! ;))" - Nickatilynx

                          "surely the internet can't be the first generation of business idiots??!!" - CJ

                          "2 chicks are always better than one! That way if there is going to be conversation I don't have to be involved" - Vick

                          "Compliments are nice for the ego but mean nothing to your bottom line." - Mutt

                          "no amount of signups is worth hairy nipples!!!!" - cj

                          "The only thing the newb needs to remember is that "ding" means "fries are done"." - Dokk
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                          • Relentless
                            www.EngineFood.com
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 5697

                            #14
                            Today is the tomorrow you wished for yesterday.


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                            • dicknipples
                              Formerly known as Lensman
                              • May 2014
                              • 654

                              #15
                              My life motto: Fortune favors the bold.

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                              • WDF
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2013
                                • 2248

                                #16
                                And Then?
                                Please HELP

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                                • baddog
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Apr 2001
                                  • 107089

                                  #17
                                  I could agree with you; but then we would both be wrong.

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                                  • SilentKnight
                                    Megan Fox's fluffer
                                    • Oct 2005
                                    • 24818

                                    #18
                                    I'm condescending? Do you even know what that means?

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                                    • TisMe
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2008
                                      • 1719

                                      #19
                                      The day Microsoft makes something that does not suck, will be the day they start producing Vacuum Cleaners.

                                      unknown

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                                      • NaughtyVisions
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2008
                                        • 4204

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by TisMe
                                        The day Microsoft makes something that does not suck, will be the day they start producing Vacuum Cleaners.

                                        unknown
                                        Reminded me of...

                                        Online strip gaming with sexy gamer girls
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                                        • Sid70
                                          Downshifter
                                          • Dec 2002
                                          • 16413

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MaDalton
                                          If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent
                                          A water landed flying fuck?
                                          Русня, идите нахуй!

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                                          • SykkBoy
                                            Jesus loves bacon
                                            • Feb 2001
                                            • 19969

                                            #22
                                            One of these days, I'm going to have to stop procrastinating....
                                            Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

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                                            • Brother Bilo
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2007
                                              • 4193

                                              #23
                                              “The Nike swoosh logo would make an interesting mustache—on a man who runs his mouth all the time.” - Jarod Kintz

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                                              • Grapesoda
                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                • Jul 2003
                                                • 46238

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MaDalton
                                                If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent
                                                how about: if you chase pussy you'll always be broke BUT if you chase money you'll always have pussy

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                                                • dicknipples
                                                  Formerly known as Lensman
                                                  • May 2014
                                                  • 654

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                                  how about: if you chase pussy you'll always be broke BUT if you chase money you'll always have pussy

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                                                  • poncabare
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2007
                                                    • 2552

                                                    #26
                                                    is a pigs pussy pork?

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                                                    • baddog
                                                      So Fucking Banned
                                                      • Apr 2001
                                                      • 107089

                                                      #27
                                                      If it has tits or wheels, it is going to give you trouble.

                                                      If you can dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.

                                                      In order to catch herpes, you have to think like a herpes.

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                                                      • brassmonkey
                                                        Pay It Forward
                                                        • Sep 2005
                                                        • 77396

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Bowser Koopa
                                                        not the right place for that
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                                                        • lock
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2003
                                                          • 5065

                                                          #29
                                                          I can sit on icecream and tell you the flavor.
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                                                          • phypon
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 440

                                                            #30
                                                            You can get a good look at a t-bone steak by sticking your head up a bull's ass but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

                                                            Change we can believe in.

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                                                            • dicknipples
                                                              Formerly known as Lensman
                                                              • May 2014
                                                              • 654

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                                              not the right place for that
                                                              Right place for what?

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                                                              • VikingMan
                                                                Exploiting human weakness
                                                                • Jan 2008
                                                                • 6861

                                                                #32
                                                                "Let's have a moment of silence for that money that just died"

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                                                                • MPGdevil
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Nov 2005
                                                                  • 1210

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Statistics are like miniskirts. They show a lot but they don't reveal what's most important.

                                                                  - Some forum user

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                                                                  • exotic
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Nov 2013
                                                                    • 113

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Where is Dokk, anyways… Havent seen him since Jamaica..

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                                                                    • poncabare
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2007
                                                                      • 2552

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Is a pigs pussy pork?

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                                                                      • femdomdestiny
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Apr 2007
                                                                        • 5185

                                                                        #36
                                                                        "Better to live 100 years as a millionaire than to spend 7 days in poverty."



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                                                                        • NatalieMojoHost
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Aug 2013
                                                                          • 1479

                                                                          #37
                                                                          IMO the best historical smart-ass was Churchill. My favorite of his smart ass responses is:

                                                                          Nancy Astor commented “If I were your wife I would poison your coffee…”

                                                                          To which Sir Winston Churchill promptly replied with “And if I were your husband, I would drink it”.

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                                                                          • CaptainHowdy
                                                                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                                            • 94733

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by sarettah
                                                                            Some oldies from a board long ago and far away.......

                                                                            "stupid men are easy to manipulate, stupid women are just stupid" - KK

                                                                            "boobies didn't carry the last bimbo far when lack of brains becomes apparent. tip for hiring a board whore: pick one with a fuckin brain." - cj

                                                                            "Hey what can I say, you're dealing with the kings of piss and name calling is what we do for a living ;-))" - Timon

                                                                            "Getting banned from GFY is roughly equivalent to getting banned from K-Mart." - Ulfie

                                                                            "Hey, without bullshit there would be: no flowers, no mushrooms, no sponsor programs. :-)))" - Dravyk

                                                                            "As pornographers we must act responsibly! ;))" - Nickatilynx

                                                                            "surely the internet can't be the first generation of business idiots??!!" - CJ

                                                                            "2 chicks are always better than one! That way if there is going to be conversation I don't have to be involved" - Vick

                                                                            "Compliments are nice for the ego but mean nothing to your bottom line." - Mutt

                                                                            "no amount of signups is worth hairy nipples!!!!" - cj

                                                                            "The only thing the newb needs to remember is that "ding" means "fries are done"." - Dokk

                                                                            . . .

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                                                                            • Ramirez
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • May 2011
                                                                              • 1598

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by femdomdestiny
                                                                              "Better to live 100 years as a millionaire than to spend 7 days in poverty."



                                                                              https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Ford_(comics)
                                                                              Good one.

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                                                                              • Den BongaCash
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2015
                                                                                • 225

                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • The Truth Hurts
                                                                                  Zph7YXfjMhg
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 15732

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  buy a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day.
                                                                                  push a man out of a plane, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

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                                                                                  • Grapesoda
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                                                    • 46238

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by NatalieMojoHost
                                                                                    IMO the best historical smart-ass was Churchill. My favorite of his smart ass responses is:

                                                                                    Nancy Astor commented “If I were your wife I would poison your coffee…”

                                                                                    To which Sir Winston Churchill promptly replied with “And if I were your husband, I would drink it”.


                                                                                    Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

                                                                                    W. C. Fields

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