Thanks YouTube, CNN and ISIS for making beheadings cool and trendy again.
And here I thought they would never make a come back.
They are all the rage! Everybody's doing them. Nothing more exciting then watching somebody slicing a human head right off, while the human wriggles and moans. Lucky for us, YouTube has no problem at all posting all that new trendy action. But, don't post a music video on YouTube, because if you don't have the music rights, you will get your video deleted and your account will be suspended! Just stick to beheading videos, kids love 'em and they get lots of views.
I"m so glad I live in today's world. I would hate to live hundreds of years ago when people were beheaded the old fashioned way, with a guillotine in the town square. Sometimes you wouldn't get a good view, and when it rains? Forget it. I would rather stay at home then stand in the rain waiting for the show. I love the convenience now of seeing beheadings in the privacy of my home. Plus, I like this new trendy way of doing it "free style" with a knife. Saves time and you don't need all the expensive equipment.
Thanks again YouTube and CNN. Thanks for giving us the news and images we need to see, because without it, we'd never be able to get the public support for this new, lengthy and very expensive war against the scary people ISIS. I heard ISIS has trucks, guns and some black face hoods. OMG! How scary is that? I hope we can blow those terror trucks up, because I would hate to see one of those trucks driving down my street. I heard they were going to fly some trucks over in a special plane and drive the trucks down Main Street USA and do some real damage. But, I know that won't happen, because we will blow up those evil doers. See, Bush was right.
BTW, Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman's stock are shooting thru the roof!! Better get out and buy some stock, everybody else is.
Let the insanity begin. Nope. It already started.
And here I thought they would never make a come back.
They are all the rage! Everybody's doing them. Nothing more exciting then watching somebody slicing a human head right off, while the human wriggles and moans. Lucky for us, YouTube has no problem at all posting all that new trendy action. But, don't post a music video on YouTube, because if you don't have the music rights, you will get your video deleted and your account will be suspended! Just stick to beheading videos, kids love 'em and they get lots of views.
I"m so glad I live in today's world. I would hate to live hundreds of years ago when people were beheaded the old fashioned way, with a guillotine in the town square. Sometimes you wouldn't get a good view, and when it rains? Forget it. I would rather stay at home then stand in the rain waiting for the show. I love the convenience now of seeing beheadings in the privacy of my home. Plus, I like this new trendy way of doing it "free style" with a knife. Saves time and you don't need all the expensive equipment.
Thanks again YouTube and CNN. Thanks for giving us the news and images we need to see, because without it, we'd never be able to get the public support for this new, lengthy and very expensive war against the scary people ISIS. I heard ISIS has trucks, guns and some black face hoods. OMG! How scary is that? I hope we can blow those terror trucks up, because I would hate to see one of those trucks driving down my street. I heard they were going to fly some trucks over in a special plane and drive the trucks down Main Street USA and do some real damage. But, I know that won't happen, because we will blow up those evil doers. See, Bush was right.
BTW, Lockheed Martin and Northrop Grumman's stock are shooting thru the roof!! Better get out and buy some stock, everybody else is.
Let the insanity begin. Nope. It already started.
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