The Difference Between White People and Black People - GoFuckYourself.com

Grapesoda · 09-15-2014, 12:04 PM

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Imagine for a moment that you are an intelligent and self-sufficient Martian living in a plush, temperature-controlled trailer home somewhere amid the vast frozen plains of that lonely red planet. Also imagine that through the miracle of advanced Martian technology, you have Internet access?it could even be AOL, it doesn?t really matter. Let?s also pretend that your curious, veiny, overdeveloped Martian brain, despite its better instincts, has become fascinated with those foolish simian earthling humanoids, particularly the ?white people? and ?black people? who inhabit what will be known for a little while longer as the United States of America.

Since you are a Martian, you have no childishly naïve prejudices?nor any meticulously acquired adult postjudices?about frivolities such as ?racism? or ?injustice? or ?equality.? You merely want to know the difference between white people and black people, and to keep it ?relevant? as the teen earthlings are fond of saying, you confine your search to the prior week?s news. You search the phrases ?white people? and ?black people? over the preceding seven Earth days.

What would you learn?

You would learn that white people are a uniquely self-loathing breed who not only openly question whether they can be trusted?they come right out and say they can?t be trusted.

?1) Being white sucks because white people suck. 2) Being black sucks because white people suck.?

They blame themselves rather than blacks for the ceaseless black-white evolutionary conflict that white earthlings self-deprecatingly refer to as ?racism.? They chide other white people for not allowing black people to constantly lecture them. They encourage double standards that claim it?s ?racist? and harmful when white people wear blackface but entirely benign when black people dress in whiteface.

Turning the former slave master?s whip upon their own kind, they constantly flog themselves over a past when they acted in collective self-interest rather than collective self-denial, and somehow they see this as virtuous and bold rather than masochistic and pathetic. They manage to view it as a sign of progress rather than decline. They?re a strange alien breed, indeed.

They revel in lampooning their own supposed cultural awkwardness, in using the word ?whitest? as a pejorative, and in constantly claiming that whites are continually ?stealing? and ?appropriating? things from blacks?inane and ultimately insubstantial things such as a fondness for large posteriors, since apparently there isn?t much in the way of true scientific innovations to appropriate.

They love when black people make fun of them and perpetually chide them for racism and call them ?crazy? and ?jokingly? rub racial double standards right in their faces. They even think it?s cute and adorable when self-loathing white radicals gather black kids from a dysfunctional war zone together to film a video mocking white people for their cluelessness. They especially enjoy it when black people, no matter how openly resentful and hate-filled they are toward whites, piously claim that it?s impossible for blacks to be racist.

OK, then, what would a curious Martian?s quick Internet search of the past week tell them about black people?

The eager, fact-seeking Martian would learn that white people have historically hated black people and have conditioned them to hate themselves. Life has been unfair and oppressive for black people ever since being kidnapped from their homeland, despite the fact that by most measures of living standards such as longevity and yearly income and access to medical care, it is far better in America for them than it is back in their homeland.

Black people face racism and hatred everywhere they turn, whether it comes to dating, interacting with police, being terrorized by the state, being subjected to a war of occupation by the demon sons of Yacub, or allowing record companies to wage an ongoing campaign of genocide against them. Even millionaire female athletes still have to slog through the occasional racist remark.

Since black people are viewed as inferior, they live in horrible communities and face ceaseless oppression and hatred at the hands of bigoted politicians who use them as tools but don?t really care about them, who only serve to buttress and enrich racist policemen and a racist prison system that routinely sets them up on false charges, making them insane while refusing to treat them for mental illness.

Surveying all the available evidence?at least as it?s framed through a Google search of the past week?s American media?a discerning Martian would reach two sobering and inescapable conclusions:

1) Being white sucks because white people suck.
2) Being black sucks because white people suck.

One might also rightly develop the sense that white people should hate themselves and be forced to live a bleak existence of constant apology and retreat. One might also conclude that black people have every right to bleed resentment from every pore until this dangerously unquantifiable, highly emotional, and uniquely human notion of ?justice? is achieved.

Since you are a highly rational Martian, you would also be led to the inexorable conclusion that the current situation, whether by accident or design, cannot possibly lead to racial harmony. Instead, it almost seems purposely engineered to result in escalating levels of conflict.

Any sane Martian would conclude it?s better to stay on the red planet and let those silly black-and-white earthlings sort this one out for themselves.

mineistaken · 09-15-2014, 12:12 PM

Do you believe gfyers would read that wall of text?

JD · 09-15-2014, 12:13 PM

xD what?

Seth Manson · 09-15-2014, 12:13 PM

cliff notes?

Quine · 09-15-2014, 12:22 PM

takimag is a great site.

Grapesoda · 09-15-2014, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

cliff notes?

1) Being white sucks because white people suck.
2) Being black sucks because white people suck.?

Grapesoda · 09-15-2014, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Do you believe gfyers would read that wall of text?

they would if it backed up their convictions, if the wall of text was 'blacks are special and here's why' blackmoneky would read 10,000 words, If the wall of text was 'republicans suck cock and destroy the world', crocket and mp would read a 20,000 word wall of text and MEMORIZE it... if it was all about 'dicks', harmon would read it

AdultKing · 09-15-2014, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

they would if it backed up their convictions

_Richard_ · 09-15-2014, 12:41 PM

so, according to that article, african-americans should be happy they are now in the states, cause of the health care?

CyberHustler · 09-15-2014, 12:42 PM

tl,dr...

Rochard · 09-15-2014, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Do you believe gfyers would read that wall of text?

I zoned out after the first sentence. Too much work.

Va2k · 09-15-2014, 01:12 PM

um weird , read everyone word of that. I view it as... what happened in the past should stay in the past, I didn't have slaves, my family didn't have slaves. It's a shame so many people black, white etc have to live in the past. *shrugs*

Grapesoda · 09-15-2014, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fungus

um weird , read everyone word of that. I view it as... what happened in the past should stay in the past, I didn't have slaves, my family didn't have slaves. It's a shame so many people black, white etc have to live in the past. *shrugs*

I agree and BTW my family was slaves

Va2k · 09-15-2014, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

I agree and BTW my family was slaves

I didn't do it... On a real note though sorry to hear that bud. My best friend grand parents were slaves as well.

L-Pink · 09-15-2014, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

I zoned out after the first sentence. Too much work.

" Imagine for a moment that you are an intelligent ? "

Grapesoda · 09-15-2014, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

" Imagine for a moment that you are an intelligent … "

yup.. there goes all rockhards well though out opinions and concepts on.... ...well... about everything

Grapesoda · 09-15-2014, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Fungus

I didn't do it... On a real note though sorry to hear that bud. My best friend grand parents were slaves as well.

been 100's of years no big deal...now I'm a wage slave for obonzo!

Va2k · 09-15-2014, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda

been 100's of years no big deal...now I'm a wage slave for obonzo!

HAHAHAHAHA

_Richard_ · 09-15-2014, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

" Imagine for a moment that you are an intelligent ? "

VikingMan · 09-15-2014, 03:07 PM

Jel · 09-15-2014, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

" Imagine for a moment that you are an intelligent ? "

pornlaw · 09-15-2014, 07:30 PM

Without reading all of that... How do Mulatto people feel about themselves... Just curious ?

Silk at ChimpoutTraffic · 09-15-2014, 07:33 PM

Racists

ErectMedia · 09-15-2014, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Do you believe gfyers would read that wall of text?

I started and said...

bagfull · 09-15-2014, 07:53 PM

that tomuch for me to read today
everybody sucks

DatePoster · 09-15-2014, 08:03 PM

On the behalf of black people I didnt read that

VikingMan · 09-15-2014, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by pornlaw

Without reading all of that... How do Mulatto people feel about themselves... Just curious ?

They consider that term a racial slur

Manfap · 09-16-2014, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pornlaw

Without reading all of that... How do Mulatto people feel about themselves... Just curious ?

Yep I want to know what % of black you can be to use the N word.

What if I just overdid it with the fake tan?

John-ACWM · 09-16-2014, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

I started and said...

thanks for the laughs!!!

shimmy2 · 09-16-2014, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Manfap

Yep I want to know what % of black you can be to use the N word.

never heard black people say Nword. hahahahahaha is said frequently by all people however true racists tend to say Nword all the time.

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Originally Posted by Manfap

What if I just overdid it with the fake tan?

cntrl+D homie: http://jobsearch.about.com/od/unempl...leunemploy.htm

Grapesoda · 09-16-2014, 05:35 AM

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Originally Posted by shimmy2

never heard black people say Nword. hahahahahaha is said frequently by all people however true racists tend to say Nword all the time.

there is a VAST difference between 'black people' and 'African Americans' I know a lot of black people... for the most part they are well educated, speak several languages and generally speaking nice people. never heard one use the nword BTW

mineistaken · 09-16-2014, 05:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

I started and said...

CDSmith · 09-16-2014, 08:03 AM

Based on that article I can't wait until we humans find out the difference between dark green martians and light green martians.

And what their equivalent of the N word might be.

michael.kickass · 09-16-2014, 08:38 AM

Sorry but I ain't reading all that yo.

AllAboutCams · 09-16-2014, 08:49 AM

"White boy no read"

Plutocracy · 09-16-2014, 09:15 AM

I read a little but then decided to write a comment!

fetishwealth · 09-16-2014, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pornlaw

Without reading all of that... How do Mulatto people feel about themselves... Just curious ?

I feel like I could stand to lose a few pounds, maybe work a bit on cardio.
Mostly eating healthier, but man, Cubans love greasy food for some reason. (the reason is that's fucking delicious)

All in all I don't give a shit about race because I'm self centered as fuck and it's never effected me.

One thing that I have noted however, is that for some reason, the funny black guys I've known have been wayyyy funnier than the funny white guys I've known.

Maybe it's something in the water in S. Fl. Who knows.

In regards to OP's post,

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Grapesoda So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Montana Posts: 46,238	The Difference Between White People and Black People http://takimag.com/article/the_diffe...jim_goad/print Imagine for a moment that you are an intelligent and self-sufficient Martian living in a plush, temperature-controlled trailer home somewhere amid the vast frozen plains of that lonely red planet. Also imagine that through the miracle of advanced Martian technology, you have Internet access?it could even be AOL, it doesn?t really matter. Let?s also pretend that your curious, veiny, overdeveloped Martian brain, despite its better instincts, has become fascinated with those foolish simian earthling humanoids, particularly the ?white people? and ?black people? who inhabit what will be known for a little while longer as the United States of America. Since you are a Martian, you have no childishly naïve prejudices?nor any meticulously acquired adult postjudices?about frivolities such as ?racism? or ?injustice? or ?equality.? You merely want to know the difference between white people and black people, and to keep it ?relevant? as the teen earthlings are fond of saying, you confine your search to the prior week?s news. You search the phrases ?white people? and ?black people? over the preceding seven Earth days. What would you learn? You would learn that white people are a uniquely self-loathing breed who not only openly question whether they can be trusted?they come right out and say they can?t be trusted. ?1) Being white sucks because white people suck. 2) Being black sucks because white people suck.? They blame themselves rather than blacks for the ceaseless black-white evolutionary conflict that white earthlings self-deprecatingly refer to as ?racism.? They chide other white people for not allowing black people to constantly lecture them. They encourage double standards that claim it?s ?racist? and harmful when white people wear blackface but entirely benign when black people dress in whiteface. Turning the former slave master?s whip upon their own kind, they constantly flog themselves over a past when they acted in collective self-interest rather than collective self-denial, and somehow they see this as virtuous and bold rather than masochistic and pathetic. They manage to view it as a sign of progress rather than decline. They?re a strange alien breed, indeed. They revel in lampooning their own supposed cultural awkwardness, in using the word ?whitest? as a pejorative, and in constantly claiming that whites are continually ?stealing? and ?appropriating? things from blacks?inane and ultimately insubstantial things such as a fondness for large posteriors, since apparently there isn?t much in the way of true scientific innovations to appropriate. They love when black people make fun of them and perpetually chide them for racism and call them ?crazy? and ?jokingly? rub racial double standards right in their faces. They even think it?s cute and adorable when self-loathing white radicals gather black kids from a dysfunctional war zone together to film a video mocking white people for their cluelessness. They especially enjoy it when black people, no matter how openly resentful and hate-filled they are toward whites, piously claim that it?s impossible for blacks to be racist. OK, then, what would a curious Martian?s quick Internet search of the past week tell them about black people? The eager, fact-seeking Martian would learn that white people have historically hated black people and have conditioned them to hate themselves. Life has been unfair and oppressive for black people ever since being kidnapped from their homeland, despite the fact that by most measures of living standards such as longevity and yearly income and access to medical care, it is far better in America for them than it is back in their homeland. Black people face racism and hatred everywhere they turn, whether it comes to dating, interacting with police, being terrorized by the state, being subjected to a war of occupation by the demon sons of Yacub, or allowing record companies to wage an ongoing campaign of genocide against them. Even millionaire female athletes still have to slog through the occasional racist remark. Since black people are viewed as inferior, they live in horrible communities and face ceaseless oppression and hatred at the hands of bigoted politicians who use them as tools but don?t really care about them, who only serve to buttress and enrich racist policemen and a racist prison system that routinely sets them up on false charges, making them insane while refusing to treat them for mental illness. Surveying all the available evidence?at least as it?s framed through a Google search of the past week?s American media?a discerning Martian would reach two sobering and inescapable conclusions: 1) Being white sucks because white people suck. 2) Being black sucks because white people suck. One might also rightly develop the sense that white people should hate themselves and be forced to live a bleak existence of constant apology and retreat. One might also conclude that black people have every right to bleed resentment from every pore until this dangerously unquantifiable, highly emotional, and uniquely human notion of ?justice? is achieved. Since you are a highly rational Martian, you would also be led to the inexorable conclusion that the current situation, whether by accident or design, cannot possibly lead to racial harmony. Instead, it almost seems purposely engineered to result in escalating levels of conflict. Any sane Martian would conclude it?s better to stay on the red planet and let those silly black-and-white earthlings sort this one out for themselves.

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Va2k I’m still alive barley. Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Va Posts: 10,060	um weird , read everyone word of that. I view it as... what happened in the past should stay in the past, I didn't have slaves, my family didn't have slaves. It's a shame so many people black, white etc have to live in the past. shrugs __________________

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