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03-11-2003, 04:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
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The Perfect Girlfriend !!!!!
I think I've found her.....
1. I'll swallow it all - I love the taste. 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink? 3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy. 4. Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porn film, a case of beer and have my best friend over for a threesome. 5. God. If I don't get to blow you soon I'll kill myself! 6. I know It's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again. 7. You're so sexy when you're hungover. 8. I'd rather watch you and your mates watch sport and serve the beers to you than go shopping. 9. Let's subscribe to the porn channels. 10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girl friend? 11. Let's go shopping so you can look at the women's arses. 12. I love it when you play golf on Saturday - I just wish you had time to play on Sunday too! 13. Darling, our new neighbour's daughter is sun bathing again - come see! 14. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house. 15. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and buy yourself some new gadgets. 16. That was a great fart! Do another one. 17. I signed up for Yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head! 
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03-11-2003, 04:25 PM
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Back in Black
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Step aside - She's mine! 
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03-11-2003, 06:01 PM
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You're girlfriend said that?
Got a pic? |
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03-11-2003, 06:05 PM
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Location: Australia
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Apart from the yoga thing and the valentines day thing I've got one of those. Got I love 19 year old girlfriends.
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03-11-2003, 06:13 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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I know this lady, she is the perfect girlfriend.
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03-11-2003, 06:15 PM
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hook a brother up lol |
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03-11-2003, 06:17 PM
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she must be mine..All mine...
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03-11-2003, 06:18 PM
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I didn't realize I was such a rare commodity.
LoL
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03-11-2003, 06:20 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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03-11-2003, 06:21 PM
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03-11-2003, 06:22 PM
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03-11-2003, 06:25 PM
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Location: AZ
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So were your bed sheets all wet when you woke up from this dream??
HAHA
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03-11-2003, 06:28 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Tonight I'll be dreaming it's to me. <img SRC="http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif">
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03-11-2003, 06:30 PM
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Ok then, what lengths will your GF go to get sex out of ya?
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03-11-2003, 06:33 PM
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moi?
Most of those sound a lot like me. |
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