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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38941
    #1

    Hot or Not Not exactly a riddle, but see if you can guess...

    Exactly 24 years ago today, at aproxx this time of day, I was driving a bit like a lunatic in my car...

    Very fast, and going through red lights etc, then I got stopped by the police !

    I said one sentence to them, and instead of getting a ticket, I got a police escort!

    Why? (True story)


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    • EddyTheDog
      Just Doing My Own Thing
      • Jan 2011
      • 25433
      #2
      Your son is 24 today?..

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        • mikesouth
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 6334
          #3
          Originally posted by EddyTheDog
          Your son is 24 today?..
          that was my guess too
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          It's No wonder I took up drugs and alcohol, it's the only way I could dumb myself down enough to cope with the morons in this biz.

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            • k0nr4d
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2006
              • 9231
              #4
              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
              Exactly 24 years ago today, at aproxx this time of day, I was driving a bit like a lunatic in my car...

              Very fast, and going through red lights etc, then I got stopped by the police !

              I said one sentence to them, and instead of getting a ticket, I got a police escort!

              Why? (True story)


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              I would say your woman was giving birth, but then I realize who's posting this so i'm going to say it's something to do with shitting?
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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945
                  #5
                  You got your first world record size shit that day?
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                    • Dvae
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 5326
                      #6
                      You gave birth to a turd?
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                        • CurrentlySober
                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 38941
                          #7
                          Yep, you got it... I was driving my wife to the hospital to give birth....

                          What the police DIDNT know, was that in preparation of the happy event, I had filled my spare room with the entire contents of a liquor store...

                          When her waters broke, I started drinking - Then, after she started hitting me, weeping and sobbing, and saying FFS!!!! I lept into the car...

                          The sentence I TRIED to said to the police, was "My Wife Is Having A BABY" - But I *think* it came out as 'Blurddy bluuby blas gravy'...

                          They looked into the car, and saw the empty seat, and said 'What Wife?'

                          So I got an escort to go back, pick her up, and drive her to the prostitute.

                          But all was good - He survived, and has just left my house ! After behaving like a tornado in my kitchen, and robbing all the cupboards of food

                          Seems like a few days ago though... Not 24 years !!!


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                            • NewNick
                              Confirmed User
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 7229
                              #8
                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober

                              So I got an escort to go back, pick her up, and drive her to the prostitute.
                              Ah the good old days - when the police were there to serve....
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                                • Jel
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2007
                                  • 6904
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by NewNick
                                  Ah the good old days - when the police were there to serve....

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                                    • Double trouble
                                      So Fucking What?
                                      • Feb 2008
                                      • 22251
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                      Yep, you got it... I was driving my wife to the hospital to give birth....

                                      What the police DIDNT know, was that in preparation of the happy event, I had filled my spare room with the entire contents of a liquor store...

                                      When her waters broke, I started drinking - Then, after she started hitting me, weeping and sobbing, and saying FFS!!!! I lept into the car...

                                      The sentence I TRIED to said to the police, was "My Wife Is Having A BABY" - But I *think* it came out as 'Blurddy bluuby blas gravy'...

                                      They looked into the car, and saw the empty seat, and said 'What Wife?'

                                      So I got an escort to go back, pick her up, and drive her to the prostitute.

                                      But all was good - He survived, and has just left my house ! After behaving like a tornado in my kitchen, and robbing all the cupboards of food

                                      Seems like a few days ago though... Not 24 years !!!


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                                        • CurrentlySober
                                          Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                          • Aug 2002
                                          • 38941
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Double trouble
                                          i like poo instead?


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