Bush is offering U.S. taxpayers $300 if we go to war - GoFuckYourself.com

Argoz · 03-12-2003, 12:31 PM

http://www.theonion.com/onion3908/bu...taxpayers.html

I hope is a joke.

adjektiv · 03-12-2003, 12:34 PM

Of course it's a joke jackass.

angeleyes · 03-12-2003, 12:34 PM

it's the onion............ it's a joke!

Argoz · 03-12-2003, 12:35 PM

Everything is possible in your country

Dawgy · 03-12-2003, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Rich First-Grader Buys Whole Sheet Of Gold Stars
BREMERTON, WA?Lakeside Elementary first-grader Max Carr, son of Boeing CEO Robert Carr, used a small portion of his $100 weekly allowance Monday to buy himself a sheet of the gold stars used to reward academic achievement. "I don't get why all the kids work so hard to get good grades just for a sticker," Carr said. "I only got a C-minus on my phonics homework, but Mommy took me to the mall, and now I have 10 gold stars?more than anybody in the whole class." Carr said his "dumb classmates have no idea" that students can simply purchase a sheet of "Great Job!" Mickey Mouse stickers at a store.

i love the onion.

dav555add · 03-12-2003, 12:42 PM

Too bad it's not true, I was hoping I oculd buy $300 worth of freedom fries...

TheFLY · 03-12-2003, 12:53 PM

woohoo fries!

detacided · 03-12-2003, 01:26 PM

Hah, I love how he highlights 420. Priceless.

03-12-2003, 12:31 PM	#1
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03-12-2003, 12:42 PM	#6
dav555add Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 3,427	Too bad it's not true, I was hoping I oculd buy $300 worth of freedom fries... __________________ ...

03-12-2003, 01:26 PM	#8
detacided Registered User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 83	Hah, I love how he highlights 420. Priceless. __________________ This is my sig. Flashy, huh?

03-12-2003, 12:34 PM	#2
adjektiv Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: USA Posts: 381	Of course it's a joke jackass.

03-12-2003, 12:53 PM	#7
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	woohoo fries!