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  • Bladewire
    StraightBro
    • Aug 2003
    • 56220
    #1

    Elephant - Dead or Alive? GRAPHIC

    I vote it's alive, but that fall on the cement looks pretty harsh. What do you think? Dead or alive?









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    • SilentKnight
      Megan Fox's fluffer
      • Oct 2005
      • 24812
      #2
      Jesus, dude...what part of the web you surfin' tonight?! That's just...fucked up.

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        • Bladewire
          StraightBro
          • Aug 2003
          • 56220
          #3
          Swear to God just did a simple image search for elephant pissing animated .gif , this and the pic in my last thread, both came up in the results! Thought it would be funny to post a pic of an elephant pissing and tell MiamiBoyz he'd be in heaven


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            • Spunky
              I need a beer
              • Jun 2002
              • 133978
              #4
              He's probably like whoa wtf,I'm outta there

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                • SilentKnight
                  Megan Fox's fluffer
                  • Oct 2005
                  • 24812
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Bladewire


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                    • brassmonkey
                      Pay It Forward
                      • Sep 2005
                      • 77390
                      #6
                      jeez you can fry that after birth. wash it off first it hit the ground
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                        • MiamiBoyz
                          fgfdftre6
                          • Oct 2012
                          • 6688
                          #7
                          You think they have fucking foam mattresses out in the bush in Africa?

                          This is a totally normal elephant birth.

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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24812
                              #8
                              Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                              You think they have fucking foam mattresses out in the bush in Africa?

                              This is a totally normal elephant birth.
                              No, all of Africa has been concrete'd over just like in the video.

                              To be totally sure we'll send BM & BM over as emissaries to confirm.

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                                • SekobA
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Oct 2008
                                  • 12154
                                  #9
                                  A life it falls in the pool

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                                    • aka123
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Jul 2014
                                      • 4450
                                      #10
                                      Don't you guys watch nature documentaries? I say it is alive.

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                                        • blackmonsters
                                          Making PHP work
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 21115
                                          #11
                                          The amniotic sac protect it and burst when it hit the floor.

                                          Totally alive.
                                          Good luck.



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                                            • beerptrol
                                              Confirmed Asshole
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 12722
                                              #12
                                              Looks like a scene in the new Ace Ventura Movie. This time he comes out of an elephant instead of a Rhino

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                                                • ErectMedia
                                                  Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 7100
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                  The amniotic sac protect it and burst when it hit the floor.

                                                  Totally alive.
                                                  +1, like getting dropped in a water balloon

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                                                    • Dvae
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 5326
                                                      #14
                                                      Most likely alive. If not breathing she will nudge it a few times and if that doesn't work will give it a swift kick across the floor and that usually does the trick.
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                                                        • Bladewire
                                                          StraightBro
                                                          • Aug 2003
                                                          • 56220
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                          The amniotic sac protect it and burst when it hit the floor.

                                                          Totally alive.
                                                          Good point I hadn't considered that


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                                                            • Caldo
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Apr 2007
                                                              • 3993
                                                              #16
                                                              wtf


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                                                                • davidclickpapa
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                                                                  • May 2015
                                                                  • 983
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • EngineCash
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                                                                      • Aug 2006
                                                                      • 2816
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Seriously??? I think it's alive, it is all nature...



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                                                                            • sperbonzo
                                                                              I'd rather be on my boat.
                                                                              • May 2003
                                                                              • 9750
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                              No, all of Africa has been concrete'd over just like in the video.

                                                                              To be totally sure we'll send BM & BM over as emissaries to confirm.

                                                                              Dry baked savanna ground which has been compressed by being trod on herds of elephants would be pretty close to being as hard as concrete... Evolution would have had to deal with that.






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                                                                                • Bladewire
                                                                                  StraightBro
                                                                                  • Aug 2003
                                                                                  • 56220
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by EngineCash
                                                                                  Seriously??? I think it's alive, it is all nature...
                                                                                  I think so too, I hope


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                                                                                    • Cyber Fucker
                                                                                      Hmm
                                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                                      • 12642
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                                                      Jesus, dude...what part of the web you surfin' tonight?! That's just...fucked up.
                                                                                      Must be 4chan.

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