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mineistaken 09-02-2014 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20212556)
Malaysia is a very politically INCORRECT country - they let you know how it is, and make no apologies for it.

There are basically 3 groups of people in Malaysia:

Malays (Muslims) 60%
Chinese-Malays (Christians/Buddists, Etc) 20%
Indian-Malays (Sikhs, etc) 10%

The Malays get all the government and public service jobs. Period. If you aren't a Malay Muslim, you are on the outside looking in. Why? Because you aren't Muslim. That's the way it is and they make no apologies for it.

The Chinese-Malays (Born in Malaysia of Chinese heritage) own the private businesses throughout Malaysia. They have the financial power in the country and help keep Malaysia a moderate Islamic State.

The Indian-Malays (Born in Malaysia of Indian heritage) get shit on by the Malays and Chinese Malays. Bottom of the totem-pole, but make a mean Tandoori Chicken.

Foreign Workers - these are the guys (and gals) who take the low paying jobs that the Malays won't do. They come here for a few years, make some money and then go back to wherever. These are the people I employ for 8rm an hour (US$2.50).

What about white boys? :winkwink:

And 2.50/hour is pretty good for low paying "not respectable" immigrant job. There are some European union countries where minimum wage is +- around that and locals work there.

Tubevideditor 09-02-2014 02:26 AM

What is the 'special sauce'?

klinton 09-02-2014 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20212556)
Foreign Workers - these are the guys (and gals) who take the low paying jobs that the Malays won't do. They come here for a few years, make some money and then go back to wherever. These are the people I employ for 8rm an hour (US$2.50).

so they need to work 10 hours to buy your pizza ? hah, very interesting...actually it doesnt mean that you pay them that low (2,5 $/h for unskilled job in Malaysia is not that bad), it means that your pizza is very expensive !

Nicky 09-02-2014 03:08 AM

Even if It's a burger pizza I'd want a nice spicy tomato-sauce as base in the bottom

RandyRandy 09-02-2014 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20212743)
What about white boys? :winkwink:

Plenty of white boys around - business people and ex-pats. To their faces - they get treated with respect. Behind our backs, we are called white ghosts and white devils by the locals.

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20212743)
And 2.50/hour is pretty good for low paying "not respectable" immigrant job. There are some European union countries where minimum wage is +- around that and locals work there.

Forgot to mention - we also pay for medical. Anyone that has a medical issue, I walk them up the street to my personal physician and pay cash for whatever the issue is. In a country where by-pass surgery will run you $5,000, I can afford to be generous.

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Originally Posted by Tubevideditor (Post 20212746)
What is the 'special sauce'?

2 parts mayonnaise, 1 part Heinz Chili Sauce, 1 part Heinz Ketchup.

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Originally Posted by klinton (Post 20212759)
so they need to work 10 hours to buy your pizza ? hah, very interesting...actually it doesnt mean that you pay them that low (2,5 $/h for unskilled job in Malaysia is not that bad), it means that your pizza is very expensive !

Our workers also get a staff meal of any two slices before the shift or during a break. They can also take home any left over slices at the end of the day.

We are expensive! We offer a premium product at a premium price. I have no problem with cheap pizza places - they know what their product is worth!

Tubevideditor 09-02-2014 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20212769)

2 parts mayonnaise, 1 part Heinz Chili Sauce, 1 part Heinz Ketchup.

Thanks, can I ask what you use for the tomato sauce and what flour for the dough?

RandyRandy 09-02-2014 04:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Tubevideditor (Post 20212818)
Thanks, can I ask what you use for the tomato sauce and what flour for the dough?

Sure - for the pizza sauce I use canned, whole-peeled tomatoes - any San Marzano type tomato is good and I use shocking quantities of butter, chopped onions and sugar (along with salt pepper, some garlic cloves & dried basil and then puree everything with a hand-blender until the sauce is smooth.

When I was in the States, I used General Mills All Trumps Hi Gluten Flour - which is the industry standard. Here I use a locally milled Hi Gluten flour which has been tested to show about 13% protein (or gluten). It's remarkably similar to the All Trumps I used in the States.

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Tubevideditor 09-02-2014 05:25 AM

[QUOTE=RandyRandy;20212879]Sure - for the pizza sauce I use canned, whole-peeled tomatoes - any San Marzano type tomato is good and I use shocking quantities of butter, chopped onions and sugar (along with salt pepper, some garlic cloves & dried basil and then puree everything with a hand-blender until the sauce is smooth.

When I was in the States, I used General Mills All Trumps Hi Gluten Flour - which is the industry standard. Here I use a locally milled Hi Gluten flour which has been tested to show about 13% protein (or gluten). It's remarkably similar to the All Trumps I used in the States.


Never heard of adding butter into the sauce but sounds interesting. Don't suppose you have the recipe of your sauce ;)

RandyRandy 09-02-2014 06:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Tubevideditor (Post 20212901)
Never heard of adding butter into the sauce but sounds interesting. Don't suppose you have the recipe of your sauce ;)

I've never had a problem with giving out recipes, because the key to success in the restaurant business (or any business for that matter) is hard work, not the recipe.

During the early part of my cooking career, I spent 2 years working in France. I worked in 2 Michelin 3 star restaurants, a creperie, a brasserie and a wine bistro. There was one common thread binding those 5 places: liberal use of butter in the recipes.

My pizza sauce recipe is my own creation, but it's derived from Marcella Hazan's Tomato Sauce with Onion and Butter - a classic that's been around for decades.

I'm sorry I don't have a scaled down version - this is what I'm making daily:

6 Large cans whole, peeled tomatoes (A10 cans - 2.5 kilos each can)
2.4 kilos chopped yellow onions
2 kilos butter
880 grams sugar
120 grams salt
50 grams black pepper
12 minced garlic cloves
100 grams dried basil

Hope that helps!

Manfap 09-02-2014 06:31 AM

If my Italian grandmother was alive, she's be on a plane over there to hit you round the head with her wooden spoon for pizza abuse. :)

Oracle Porn 09-02-2014 06:35 AM

scaled down version by 37.5

400gr peeled tomatoes
1 onion
50gr butter
1.5 teaspoons sugar
.5 teaspoons of salt (i would use more with so much sugar?)
a bit black pepper
1/2 minced garlic
1.5 teaspoons basil

no olive oil? do you fry the garlic in butter?

also maybe the dough recipe would be appreciated :)

RandyRandy 09-02-2014 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Oracle Porn (Post 20212950)
scaled down version by 37.5

no olive oil? do you fry the garlic in butter?

also maybe the dough recipe would be appreciated :)

No olive oil and I don't cook or saute anything, just blend smooth and as the pies take about 11 minutes to cook in a 650F oven, I find that's all the "cooking" the sauce needs.

The smallest dough scale recipe I have is for 10 kilos:

Flour 10 Kilos
Water 5,700 Grams
Sugar 200 Grams
Salt 300 Grams
Olive Oil 200 Grams
Yeast 45 Grams (dry instant yeast)

1. Put water into the mixing bowl
2. Add the water and salt and whisk together well
3. Add all of the flour
4. Sprinkle yeast over the flour
5. Mix at LOW SPEED for 6 MINUTES ,or until all of the flour has been
picked up into the dough
6. Add the oil and mix in for 1 MINUTES at LOW SPEED.
7. Next mix the dough at HIGH SPEED until it develops a smooth ,satiny
appearance.

8. The dough temperature should be around 27c and 30c after mixing.
9. Immediately divide the dough into 770 gm each pieces and round into balls (for an
18 inch pizza)
10. Wipe the dough balls with pomace olive oil and each ball in a large round plastic
Tupperware (or Chinese take-out bowl) with airtight cover
11. Place in refrigerator

The dough balls will be ready to use after about 12 hours of refrigeration.
Dough balls can be used up to 72 hours after refrigeration.

BEFORE USING dough balls , remove from refrigerator 2 hours ahead or until dough reach es 10c ( dough surface temperature )

Unused dough can remain at room temperature for up to 6 hours after
removal from refrigerator.

And yes - we weigh the water, we don't measure it. 5.7 kilos of water (also known as 57% hydration) is low on the scale. You can use up to 65% hydration (or 6.5 kilos of water for every 10 kilos of flour) and not change anything else. I like my pizza crust to come out like Italian bread - that's why I use a lower hydration.

Tubevideditor 09-02-2014 07:31 AM

RandyRandy - thankyou VERY much for this info :thumbsup
Always like to try new recipes for my pizza cooking.

Plutocracy 09-02-2014 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by RandyRandy (Post 20209507)
The three mini burgers per slice come out medium rare - from freshly ground ribeye, brisket & short ribs. Baked on a layer of Mozzarella & Cheddar with waffle fries and then topped with shredded lettuce, thinly sliced tomatoes and some special sauce. Debuts on Monday as our September Pie of the Month.

Calories per slice? If ya gotta ask, ya shouldn't order it!

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I love Pizza! and this looks yummy :)


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