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  • johnnyloadproductions
    Account Shutdown
    • Oct 2008
    • 3611

    #1

    2 police detectives showed up to my house for cyber crime yesterday.

    I got a knock at the door at 9 am, that was expected as it was an incall to fix an iPhone.

    About 10 minutes into the repair I get another knock at the door, 2 policemen (1 white cop, 1 black cop) that identified themselves as detectives. I wasn't really alarmed initially because I wasn't aware of anything I had done.
    They asked me some questions and fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about?

    They started off by asking me if I had made a craigslist post about asking for any Iowa State University for their netID, which I had over 4 months ago. I told them I didn't get any responses from that. Which made me go through and investigate craigslist's policies:
    From:https://www.craigslist.org/about/privacy_policy
    All classified and forum postings are stored in our database, even after "deletion," and may be archived elsewhere.
    Our web logs and other records are stored indefinitely.
    I pressed them on how they get craigslist data but they wouldn't tell me. I'll have to be careful about those personal ads I've put up from now on.

    They then asked if I did get any students to give me their ID, which I had. I discounted a girl to give my macbook air wifi access, as it's pretty much everywhere on campus. I told them that I only used it for light browsing and studying if I was on campus, I like it that they have the library open until 2 am now. One of my things is I like to hang out around town at specific spots with coffee and read newspapers and certain books.

    What startled me is that before they showed up they had thoroughly investigated me, I'm not fully versed in police procedure but I'm guessing this is so they can catch me in a lie and therefore know quickly if I'm the guy as surprising people throws them off.
    I also assumed they were just fielding me out as had I done anything the girl I got access from would have been contacted and she would have known it was me and they would have shown up to my door that way.

    It's a little old but I think they were fielding me out for something around this: Iowa State University Data Breach

    They said tax information and records were continually being pulled. They kept asking me questions about bitcoin, blah blah blah. I told them they have lots of information that's readily available and that they sell over 30k student emails for $20, which I had bought; they told me they knew I bought that list and emailed it.
    They kept asking me questions about my repair business and wanted to see my parts, I showed them and happened to be right in the middle of a repair. Eventually they were grasping at straws.
    I was told to forward the name of the person who gave me access so they could investigate the internet activity.

    I shook hands with the man I did most of the talking with and they took off... I was a little shooken up but realized I made a big mistake! I forgot to shake the black police detective's hand... shit!!!

    After I was done with the customers in my house I quickly sent them the necessary information on who had given me access and when (down to the hour almost), I haven't even used the internet access for over 6 weeks anyway. I told them I would only use guest passes now. The only reason I wanted someone's ID was because they are good for up to a year and I wouldn't have to register with different emails and I think they disallow multiple signups from the same MAC address on the computer.
    They emailed me back thanking me for my cooperation.

    For the most part this incident was me just making decisions that, based on my background, didn't look that good. I don't have a criminal record whatsoever but they discovered I have some tech background. Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me...

    ...Meanwhile I've been busy all day today putting all of my crazy porn in cascaded layers of encryption, fucking preparing for a raid mutha fucka!!!... lol... joking... largh largh largh
  • Barry-xlovecam
    It's 42
    • Jun 2010
    • 18083

    #2
    Off load legal content from the drives then;



    Sanitize

    CYA

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    • mineistaken
      See signature :)
      • Apr 2007
      • 29656

      #3
      Fake story. How do I know it? Superior iphones do not break!

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      • SuckOnThis
        So Fucking Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 6844

        #4
        You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by talking to them.

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        • L-Pink
          working on my tan
          • Mar 2005
          • 39151

          #5
          Originally posted by SuckOnThis
          You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by talking to them.
          ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^

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          • blackmonsters
            Making PHP work
            • Nov 2002
            • 21101

            #6
            Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
            I got a knock at the door at 9 am, that was expected as it was an incall to fix an iPhone.

            About 10 minutes into the repair I get another knock at the door, 2 policemen (1 white cop, 1 black cop) that identified themselves as detectives. I wasn't really alarmed initially because I wasn't aware of anything I had done.
            They asked me some questions and fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about?

            They started off by asking me if I had made a craigslist post about asking for any Iowa State University for their netID, which I had over 4 months ago. I told them I didn't get any responses from that. Which made me go through and investigate craigslist's policies:
            From:https://www.craigslist.org/about/privacy_policy

            I pressed them on how they get craigslist data but they wouldn't tell me. I'll have to be careful about those personal ads I've put up from now on.

            They then asked if I did get any students to give me their ID, which I had. I discounted a girl to give my macbook air wifi access, as it's pretty much everywhere on campus. I told them that I only used it for light browsing and studying if I was on campus, I like it that they have the library open until 2 am now. One of my things is I like to hang out around town at specific spots with coffee and read newspapers and certain books.

            What startled me is that before they showed up they had thoroughly investigated me, I'm not fully versed in police procedure but I'm guessing this is so they can catch me in a lie and therefore know quickly if I'm the guy as surprising people throws them off.
            I also assumed they were just fielding me out as had I done anything the girl I got access from would have been contacted and she would have known it was me and they would have shown up to my door that way.

            It's a little old but I think they were fielding me out for something around this: Iowa State University Data Breach

            They said tax information and records were continually being pulled. They kept asking me questions about bitcoin, blah blah blah. I told them they have lots of information that's readily available and that they sell over 30k student emails for $20, which I had bought; they told me they knew I bought that list and emailed it.
            They kept asking me questions about my repair business and wanted to see my parts, I showed them and happened to be right in the middle of a repair. Eventually they were grasping at straws.
            I was told to forward the name of the person who gave me access so they could investigate the internet activity.

            I shook hands with the man I did most of the talking with and they took off... I was a little shooken up but realized I made a big mistake! I forgot to shake the black police detective's hand... shit!!!

            After I was done with the customers in my house I quickly sent them the necessary information on who had given me access and when (down to the hour almost), I haven't even used the internet access for over 6 weeks anyway. I told them I would only use guest passes now. The only reason I wanted someone's ID was because they are good for up to a year and I wouldn't have to register with different emails and I think they disallow multiple signups from the same MAC address on the computer.
            They emailed me back thanking me for my cooperation.

            For the most part this incident was me just making decisions that, based on my background, didn't look that good. I don't have a criminal record whatsoever but they discovered I have some tech background. Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me...

            ...Meanwhile I've been busy all day today putting all of my crazy porn in cascaded layers of encryption, fucking preparing for a raid mutha fucka!!!... lol... joking... largh largh largh

            Man, you must feel guilty as shit to have written this shit.

            Good luck.



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            • BIGTYMER
              Junior Achiever
              • Nov 2004
              • 17066

              #7
              Cool story bro..

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              • mineistaken
                See signature :)
                • Apr 2007
                • 29656

                #8
                Originally posted by blackmonsters
                Man, you must feel guilty as shit to have written this shit.

                Plus worried as hell for the mistake of not shaking the hand of the detective in black

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                • blackmonsters
                  Making PHP work
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 21101

                  #9
                  Originally posted by mineistaken
                  Plus worried as hell for the mistake of not shaking the hand of the detective in black
                  No shit.
                  If he goes down then you know he was set up by the black man for not shaking his hand.

                  Good luck.



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                  • Sly
                    Let's do some business!
                    • Sep 2004
                    • 31380

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MrBottomTooth
                    This whole ID thing sounds shady as fuck and like a major hassle. Wouldn't it be easier to pay for a data plan for your phone?
                    I don't like the idea of being on a public network. No clue why you would go around trying to game the system so you can get on one.
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                    • badgirlfilms
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2013
                      • 1055

                      #11
                      + 1
                      3 shits not given
                      Originally posted by BIGTYMER
                      Cool story bro..
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                      • OneHungLo
                        So Fucking Banned
                        • May 2001
                        • 40902

                        #12
                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                        Man, you must feel guilty as shit to have written this shit.

                        Wayyyyyy too many details. He's definitely up to something.

                        OP = guilty as fuck.

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                        • Rochard
                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                          • Dec 2001
                          • 75764

                          #13
                          You got students to cough up information so you could use wifi at a local college even though they give out free guest wifi? LOL.

                          You get what you deserve.
                          Herschel Savage
                          Brooklyn, NY

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                          • mineistaken
                            See signature :)
                            • Apr 2007
                            • 29656

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sly
                            I don't like the idea of being on a public network. No clue why you would go around trying to game the system so you can get on one.
                            free wifi instead of paid data?

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                            • mineistaken
                              See signature :)
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 29656

                              #15
                              Originally posted by OneHungLo
                              Wayyyyyy too many details. He's definitely up to something.

                              OP = guilty as fuck.
                              Brassmonkey would say - not guilty until proven in court. He says that only about black perps though, so yeah, OP is guilty!

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                              • JD
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Sep 2003
                                • 22651

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SuckOnThis
                                You have nothing to gain and everything to lose by talking to them.
                                Yeah pretty dumb imo. Effectively confessed to accessing their network without permission.

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                                • JJ Gold
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 1969

                                  #17
                                  Did they mention the Donny letters?

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                                  • johnnyloadproductions
                                    Account Shutdown
                                    • Oct 2008
                                    • 3611

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by JD
                                    Yeah pretty dumb imo. Effectively confessed to accessing their network without permission.
                                    Sure I could have stonewalled them and said that they seemed to know what they needed to know. They were just checking me.
                                    I'm an upstanding citizen.
                                    I profile and judge the police just as they do me and determine whether or not their malicious. I rarely have police confrontations, just a handful, but in vocal arguments I will just go quiet. I sound like an idiot if I try to argue in real time.

                                    In regards to the data, watching videos anywhere requires at least some Gigabytes over time. Phone plans aren't really designed for high def video consumption.
                                    I discounted the girl $15 on a repair and it was good for a year.

                                    A data plan usually requires $8-10 for each GB increase you go up in your plan, that $15 discount was for unlimited data (well just a few) while being on the campus and good for up to a year. It was convenient to do it, she simply logged in and approved registration of the MAC address when it asked in the browser and done.
                                    I just thought it was interesting and thought I'd share this story as it was unusual but it's blowing up in my face.

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                                    • Plutocracy
                                      Pluto: Planet or Doggie
                                      • May 2014
                                      • 858

                                      #19
                                      I actually read the whole thing Great Story!
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                                      • dyna mo
                                        just a fucking jerk
                                        • Dec 2008
                                        • 68212

                                        #20
                                        who doesn't hang out at the local college library at 2am surfing the web via a bought student id?

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                                        • johnnyloadproductions
                                          Account Shutdown
                                          • Oct 2008
                                          • 3611

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by JJ Gold
                                          Did they mention the Donny letters?
                                          It was alluded to... lol...

                                          No, but I did think about Donny and how he found it necessary to explain things. I answered their questions but didn't talk for pages about how this data breach could NOT have been caused by me.

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                                          • JuicyBunny
                                            So Fucking Banned
                                            • Jun 2010
                                            • 2145

                                            #22
                                            You've been caught. Stop doing what you were doing. Get rid of anything iffy and learn to pray.
                                            A lawyer at a seminar I was at at Internext told the group if you get a visit...guilt has been established.

                                            Not to freak you out... But stop pulling whatever you were pulling. Seriously.

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                                            • johnnyloadproductions
                                              Account Shutdown
                                              • Oct 2008
                                              • 3611

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by JuicyBunny
                                              You've been caught. Stop doing what you were doing. Get rid of anything iffy and learn to pray.
                                              A lawyer at a seminar I was at at Internext told the group if you get a visit...guilt has been established.

                                              Not to freak you out... But stop pulling whatever you were pulling. Seriously.
                                              That's the thing, I haven't been connected to the University net for over 6 weeks and the time I had access I did almost nothing on there. Prior to that I didn't access the web there for well over a year.

                                              Basically whoever hacked the servers was effective at being anonymous and that craigslist post did not look good!!! Had I not made that craigslist post they never would have visited me.

                                              I access the internet no other way than through that girls Network ID is connected to all her activity. Her ID never raised any flags, which means I never did anything while I was on it.

                                              It all comes down to that craigslist post, it was the first thing they asked me about when I answered the door. I should have never made that craigslist post. When they found that they did all their research on me. The student email list looked suspicious because I could browse all the emails and try to get information off that way.
                                              I emailed over 25k students to solicit repairs, it lines up with what I do, they were off.

                                              That's why they asked if I did repairs and to show them, make sure my mass email was legitimate and I wasn't using it for malicious intent. I can see how from their perspective it doesn't look good.

                                              But I am good.

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                                              • CurrentlySober
                                                Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                • Aug 2002
                                                • 39013

                                                #24
                                                i like poo
                                                ️ ️

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                                                • WarChild
                                                  Let slip the dogs of war.
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 17263

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                                  (Bunch of fucking drivel) ... fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about? ...(Bunch of fucking drivel)
                                                  First off, who the fuck are you, Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys? Nobody was "fielding you out" because that doesn't make any fucking sense.

                                                  Secondly, good job admitting to theft of service and probably fraud. Way to go. You can never go wrong with just spilling your guts to the police. It helps them solve crimes and wrap it up in the 48 minutes (plus commercials) allotted.

                                                  This is the part of the post that I would usually make fun of you in all kinds of clever and witty ways. However, the sad fact of the matter here is that you're too fucking stupid to get it anyways so I'd just be wasting my time on this beautiful summer day.

                                                  Asshole.
                                                  .

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                                                  • JFK
                                                    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                    • 67369

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                    Fake story. How do I know it? Superior iphones do not break!

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                                                    • Markul
                                                      Likes Pie
                                                      • Dec 2007
                                                      • 12407

                                                      #27
                                                      This all makes me chuckle... if I believed in it, I'd say it was karma. lol.
                                                      But.... I pulled out...

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                                                      • MetaMan
                                                        I AM WEB 2.0
                                                        • Jan 2003
                                                        • 28682

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                                        I got a knock at the door at 9 am, that was expected as it was an incall to fix an iPhone.

                                                        About 10 minutes into the repair I get another knock at the door, 2 policemen (1 white cop, 1 black cop) that identified themselves as detectives. I wasn't really alarmed initially because I wasn't aware of anything I had done.
                                                        They asked me some questions and fielded me out, I pressed into them on what this was all about?

                                                        They started off by asking me if I had made a craigslist post about asking for any Iowa State University for their netID, which I had over 4 months ago. I told them I didn't get any responses from that. Which made me go through and investigate craigslist's policies:
                                                        From:https://www.craigslist.org/about/privacy_policy

                                                        I pressed them on how they get craigslist data but they wouldn't tell me. I'll have to be careful about those personal ads I've put up from now on.

                                                        They then asked if I did get any students to give me their ID, which I had. I discounted a girl to give my macbook air wifi access, as it's pretty much everywhere on campus. I told them that I only used it for light browsing and studying if I was on campus, I like it that they have the library open until 2 am now. One of my things is I like to hang out around town at specific spots with coffee and read newspapers and certain books.

                                                        What startled me is that before they showed up they had thoroughly investigated me, I'm not fully versed in police procedure but I'm guessing this is so they can catch me in a lie and therefore know quickly if I'm the guy as surprising people throws them off.
                                                        I also assumed they were just fielding me out as had I done anything the girl I got access from would have been contacted and she would have known it was me and they would have shown up to my door that way.

                                                        It's a little old but I think they were fielding me out for something around this: Iowa State University Data Breach

                                                        They said tax information and records were continually being pulled. They kept asking me questions about bitcoin, blah blah blah. I told them they have lots of information that's readily available and that they sell over 30k student emails for $20, which I had bought; they told me they knew I bought that list and emailed it.
                                                        They kept asking me questions about my repair business and wanted to see my parts, I showed them and happened to be right in the middle of a repair. Eventually they were grasping at straws.
                                                        I was told to forward the name of the person who gave me access so they could investigate the internet activity.

                                                        I shook hands with the man I did most of the talking with and they took off... I was a little shooken up but realized I made a big mistake! I forgot to shake the black police detective's hand... shit!!!

                                                        After I was done with the customers in my house I quickly sent them the necessary information on who had given me access and when (down to the hour almost), I haven't even used the internet access for over 6 weeks anyway. I told them I would only use guest passes now. The only reason I wanted someone's ID was because they are good for up to a year and I wouldn't have to register with different emails and I think they disallow multiple signups from the same MAC address on the computer.
                                                        They emailed me back thanking me for my cooperation.

                                                        For the most part this incident was me just making decisions that, based on my background, didn't look that good. I don't have a criminal record whatsoever but they discovered I have some tech background. Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me...

                                                        ...Meanwhile I've been busy all day today putting all of my crazy porn in cascaded layers of encryption, fucking preparing for a raid mutha fucka!!!... lol... joking... largh largh largh
                                                        Holy fuck! What a massive idiot you are!

                                                        Honestly sometimes i wonder like what do "stupid" people do all day. Then low and behold i log into GFY and there is stupid people all over talking about their little shitty lives.

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                                                        • TheSquealer
                                                          Chief Complaint Officer
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 26305

                                                          #29
                                                          Innocent deny
                                                          Liars explain
                                                          .
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                                                          • BIGTYMER
                                                            Junior Achiever
                                                            • Nov 2004
                                                            • 17066

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by MetaMan
                                                            Holy fuck! What a massive idiot you are!

                                                            Honestly sometimes i wonder like what do "stupid" people do all day. Then low and behold i log into GFY and there is stupid people all over talking about their little shitty lives.

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                                                              • OneHungLo
                                                                So Fucking Banned
                                                                • May 2001
                                                                • 40902

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                                                Makes me wonder what porn stuff they found on me...
                                                                What were you downloading at the library?

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                                                                • jimmycooper
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • May 2010
                                                                  • 4016

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by WarChild
                                                                  First off, who the fuck are you, Ricky from The Trailer Park Boys? Nobody was "fielding you out" because that doesn't make any fucking sense.

                                                                  Secondly, good job admitting to theft of service and probably fraud. Way to go. You can never go wrong with just spilling your guts to the police. It helps them solve crimes and wrap it up in the 48 minutes (plus commercials) allotted.

                                                                  This is the part of the post that I would usually make fun of you in all kinds of clever and witty ways. However, the sad fact of the matter here is that you're too fucking stupid to get it anyways so I'd just be wasting my time on this beautiful summer day.

                                                                  Asshole.
                                                                  haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky

                                                                  Ricky
                                                                  Richard "Ricky" (Robb Wells) is a fun-loving, dim-witted lowlife who enjoys marijuana, pepperoni, potato chips, licorice, cigarettes, Ravioli, chicken fingers, and alcoholic beverages. Also, back in the 1999 original black and white "Trailer Park Boys" movie, Ricky used cocaine with Julian. Ricky references this in the first episode of season one. As he is getting out of prison, he says to the camera crew Julian hired, that, "[Julian] He's the one force feeding me drugs and every other god damn thing...". Ricky is the series' protagonist. He and Julian have been best friends since childhood and are almost codependent, with Ricky relying on his friend to guide him and keep his antics in check. While good natured towards his friends and family, Ricky is also foul-mouthed, volatile, and aggressive, and almost always manages to anger, offend, and alienate those around him. He has always been a trouble maker and often refuses to take responsibility for his actions, illegal or otherwise. He seems to believe that any form of evidence of wrongdoing can be dispensed with by simply flinging it into the air from where he is standing or by submerging it in a nearby lake. As a result, the grounds of the trailer park and the lake are littered with evidence of crimes. Fortunately, he is very adept at talking his way out of trouble with the police. A lifetime of drinking, smoking dope, and slacking off has left Ricky with a below average intelligence, for which he is often ridiculed. Even Ricky considers himself stupid, having repeatedly failed grades and having dropped out of school entirely after grade 9. On the other hand, he is also fairly clever and has many practical areas of expertise, such as growing marijuana, fixing cars, cooking, and siphoning gas. He also has an impressive way of confusing and dispersing police who catch him committing a crime with simple conversation. Although characters such as Lahey or the police deride Ricky as nothing but a loser and a criminal, he is very devoted to his family, especially his daughter Trinity. Even though Ricky often tries to take the easy way out by breaking the law instead of getting a real job, he occasionally demonstrates some dedication to work and education in an effort to prove himself more than a simple lowlife. Ricky is known for his trademark malapropisms ("Denial and Error"; "Catch-23 situation"; "Get two birds stoned at once"; "Worst case Ontario"; "It's clear to see who makes the pants here"), dubbed "Rickyisms" by fans. He often wears black track pants and a Houndstooth patterned shirt and enjoys listening to Canadian '80s rock bands such as Helix, April Wine and Kim Mitchell. For most of the series, Ricky lives in and drives the "Shitmobile", a dilapidated 1975 Chrysler New Yorker. He bears a resemblance to the hypnotist Peter Reveen, which was much to his apparent chagrin. In season eight, Ricky gets a pet goldfish named "Orangie" who, naive to his own logic, keeps dying because he keeps giving him shooters, leaving Bubbles to trick Ricky that Orangie is in a deep sleep while Jacob and Corey are tasked to replace the goldfish without Ricky's knowledge. In season 9, Ricky acquires a pet baby goat, which he names "Willy Goat" or "Willy" for short. Trinity also gives birth to a child and Ricky becomes a grandfather. As in previous seasons, Ricky remains very devoted to his family, including his new grandson and to his pets despite his well meaning attempts to get them drunk and stoned.



                                                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...aracters#Ricky

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                                                                  • TheSquealer
                                                                    Chief Complaint Officer
                                                                    • Oct 2004
                                                                    • 26305

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by jimmycooper
                                                                    haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky
                                                                    Its all on Netflix by the way. Its a funny show. Ricky is known for saying common expressions wrong, saying words wrong etc and its pretty funny.

                                                                    .
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                                                                    • dyna mo
                                                                      just a fucking jerk
                                                                      • Dec 2008
                                                                      • 68212

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by jimmycooper
                                                                      haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky

                                                                      Ricky
                                                                      Richard "Ricky" (Robb Wells) is a fun-loving, dim-witted lowlife who enjoys marijuana, pepperoni, potato chips, licorice, cigarettes, Ravioli, chicken fingers, and alcoholic beverages. Also, back in the 1999 original black and white "Trailer Park Boys" movie, Ricky used cocaine with Julian. Ricky references this in the first episode of season one. As he is getting out of prison, he says to the camera crew Julian hired, that, "[Julian] He's the one force feeding me drugs and every other god damn thing...". Ricky is the series' protagonist. He and Julian have been best friends since childhood and are almost codependent, with Ricky relying on his friend to guide him and keep his antics in check. While good natured towards his friends and family, Ricky is also foul-mouthed, volatile, and aggressive, and almost always manages to anger, offend, and alienate those around him. He has always been a trouble maker and often refuses to take responsibility for his actions, illegal or otherwise. He seems to believe that any form of evidence of wrongdoing can be dispensed with by simply flinging it into the air from where he is standing or by submerging it in a nearby lake. As a result, the grounds of the trailer park and the lake are littered with evidence of crimes. Fortunately, he is very adept at talking his way out of trouble with the police. A lifetime of drinking, smoking dope, and slacking off has left Ricky with a below average intelligence, for which he is often ridiculed. Even Ricky considers himself stupid, having repeatedly failed grades and having dropped out of school entirely after grade 9. On the other hand, he is also fairly clever and has many practical areas of expertise, such as growing marijuana, fixing cars, cooking, and siphoning gas. He also has an impressive way of confusing and dispersing police who catch him committing a crime with simple conversation. Although characters such as Lahey or the police deride Ricky as nothing but a loser and a criminal, he is very devoted to his family, especially his daughter Trinity. Even though Ricky often tries to take the easy way out by breaking the law instead of getting a real job, he occasionally demonstrates some dedication to work and education in an effort to prove himself more than a simple lowlife. Ricky is known for his trademark malapropisms ("Denial and Error"; "Catch-23 situation"; "Get two birds stoned at once"; "Worst case Ontario"; "It's clear to see who makes the pants here"), dubbed "Rickyisms" by fans. He often wears black track pants and a Houndstooth patterned shirt and enjoys listening to Canadian '80s rock bands such as Helix, April Wine and Kim Mitchell. For most of the series, Ricky lives in and drives the "Shitmobile", a dilapidated 1975 Chrysler New Yorker. He bears a resemblance to the hypnotist Peter Reveen, which was much to his apparent chagrin. In season eight, Ricky gets a pet goldfish named "Orangie" who, naive to his own logic, keeps dying because he keeps giving him shooters, leaving Bubbles to trick Ricky that Orangie is in a deep sleep while Jacob and Corey are tasked to replace the goldfish without Ricky's knowledge. In season 9, Ricky acquires a pet baby goat, which he names "Willy Goat" or "Willy" for short. Trinity also gives birth to a child and Ricky becomes a grandfather. As in previous seasons, Ricky remains very devoted to his family, including his new grandson and to his pets despite his well meaning attempts to get them drunk and stoned.



                                                                      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...aracters#Ricky



                                                                      Like shitting strawberry shortcake, it's a shit typhoon so you better haul in the jib before it gets covered in shit because you're in the swirling shit tornado to Oz.


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                                                                      • ZeroHero
                                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                                        • Nov 2007
                                                                        • 15336

                                                                        #36
                                                                        just passing by ...

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                                                                        • jimmycooper
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • May 2010
                                                                          • 4016

                                                                          #37
                                                                          awesome. now I have a legitimate reason to avoid the crowds and stay at home all day tomorrow.

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                                                                          • Markul
                                                                            Likes Pie
                                                                            • Dec 2007
                                                                            • 12407

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by jimmycooper
                                                                            haha! You are one funny motherfucker! I'd never heard of the show before but couldn't stop laughing while reading about Ricky

                                                                            Ricky
                                                                            Richard "Ricky" (Robb Wells) is a fun-loving, dim-witted lowlife who enjoys marijuana, pepperoni, potato chips, licorice, cigarettes, Ravioli, chicken fingers, and alcoholic beverages. Also, back in the 1999 original black and white "Trailer Park Boys" movie, Ricky used cocaine with Julian. Ricky references this in the first episode of season one. As he is getting out of prison, he says to the camera crew Julian hired, that, "[Julian] He's the one force feeding me drugs and every other god damn thing...". Ricky is the series' protagonist. He and Julian have been best friends since childhood and are almost codependent, with Ricky relying on his friend to guide him and keep his antics in check. While good natured towards his friends and family, Ricky is also foul-mouthed, volatile, and aggressive, and almost always manages to anger, offend, and alienate those around him. He has always been a trouble maker and often refuses to take responsibility for his actions, illegal or otherwise. He seems to believe that any form of evidence of wrongdoing can be dispensed with by simply flinging it into the air from where he is standing or by submerging it in a nearby lake. As a result, the grounds of the trailer park and the lake are littered with evidence of crimes. Fortunately, he is very adept at talking his way out of trouble with the police. A lifetime of drinking, smoking dope, and slacking off has left Ricky with a below average intelligence, for which he is often ridiculed. Even Ricky considers himself stupid, having repeatedly failed grades and having dropped out of school entirely after grade 9. On the other hand, he is also fairly clever and has many practical areas of expertise, such as growing marijuana, fixing cars, cooking, and siphoning gas. He also has an impressive way of confusing and dispersing police who catch him committing a crime with simple conversation. Although characters such as Lahey or the police deride Ricky as nothing but a loser and a criminal, he is very devoted to his family, especially his daughter Trinity. Even though Ricky often tries to take the easy way out by breaking the law instead of getting a real job, he occasionally demonstrates some dedication to work and education in an effort to prove himself more than a simple lowlife. Ricky is known for his trademark malapropisms ("Denial and Error"; "Catch-23 situation"; "Get two birds stoned at once"; "Worst case Ontario"; "It's clear to see who makes the pants here"), dubbed "Rickyisms" by fans. He often wears black track pants and a Houndstooth patterned shirt and enjoys listening to Canadian '80s rock bands such as Helix, April Wine and Kim Mitchell. For most of the series, Ricky lives in and drives the "Shitmobile", a dilapidated 1975 Chrysler New Yorker. He bears a resemblance to the hypnotist Peter Reveen, which was much to his apparent chagrin. In season eight, Ricky gets a pet goldfish named "Orangie" who, naive to his own logic, keeps dying because he keeps giving him shooters, leaving Bubbles to trick Ricky that Orangie is in a deep sleep while Jacob and Corey are tasked to replace the goldfish without Ricky's knowledge. In season 9, Ricky acquires a pet baby goat, which he names "Willy Goat" or "Willy" for short. Trinity also gives birth to a child and Ricky becomes a grandfather. As in previous seasons, Ricky remains very devoted to his family, including his new grandson and to his pets despite his well meaning attempts to get them drunk and stoned.



                                                                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...aracters#Ricky
                                                                            But.... I pulled out...

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                                                                            • plaster
                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                              • Apr 2015
                                                                              • 2295

                                                                              #39
                                                                              hmmm... trying to figure this one out.

                                                                              Likely not the best idea to be upfront with everything.

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                                                                              • L-Pink
                                                                                working on my tan
                                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                                • 39151

                                                                                #40

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                                                                                • Harmon
                                                                                  ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ)
                                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                                  • 20016

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by plaster
                                                                                  hmmm... trying to figure this one out.

                                                                                  Likely not the best idea to be upfront with everything.
                                                                                  What are you trying to figure out? You're a moron
                                                                                  [email protected]

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                                                                                  • johnnyloadproductions
                                                                                    Account Shutdown
                                                                                    • Oct 2008
                                                                                    • 3611

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    More currently I think it is revolving around this, they told me they were investigating tax fraud, said it had ramped up like crazy, and the fact I had bought the University email list of over 30k emails and made that craigslist post looks bad. That's why they wanted to know that I fixed phones and wanted to see the cracked screen and new screen, make sure the list was used legitimately by matching up to the mass email I sent out.

                                                                                    I'm just a victim of choices that look somewhat suspicious in a specific time.
                                                                                    The story below is probably residual of the break-in to certain servers last year where info was stolen (hence asking me about bitcoin) and the infiltrators then used or sold/gave some of that data others for fraudulent tax returns which hit hard the past couple months and now they ramped investigations up once again.

                                                                                    ISU employees report being victims of tax fraud

                                                                                    If I do go down as a martyr, I sure as hell hope that someone will act as a GFY ambassador for me like I did for Donny. LOL.

                                                                                    Iowa State University officials have received word that at least six university employees have been notified by the IRS that false tax returns have been filed using their identities.

                                                                                    "There is no evidence at this time that this tax fraud is the result of a breach to any of Iowa State's systems or data," Warren Madden, ISU's senior vice president for business and finance, wrote in an email Friday to the ISU community. "It is unclear how these employees' identities were stolen. ITS staff continue to monitor university networks and investigate any common thread among these employees."

                                                                                    ISU officials are encouraging employees who suspect they are the victim of tax fraud to report it immediate to ISU payroll at 515-294-6556 or [email protected].

                                                                                    The University of Iowa reported earlier this week that at least 89 UI employees have reported federal tax fraud and nearly 120 have reported state tax fraud.

                                                                                    Human resources and information technology employees are working to determine what the targeted employees may have in common to identify where the information may have originated. UI officials are encouraging employees who are concerned that a fraudulent tax return may have been filed in their name to email Dan Schropp, UI director of payroll operations, at [email protected].


                                                                                    Advice for victims of tax fraud

                                                                                    Those who believe they may be the targets of tax fraud should immediately take the following steps, as recommended by the Federal Trade Commission:

                                                                                    • Step 1: File a report with your local police.

                                                                                    • Step 2: Report the fraud to the Internal Revenue Service, Identity Protection Specialized Unit: 1-800-908-4490.

                                                                                    • Step 3: Create an identity theft report by filing an identity theft claim with the FTC and filing a police report.

                                                                                    • Step 4: Send a copy of your police report or an IRS ID theft affidavit form, along with proof of your identity, to the IRS.

                                                                                    • Step 5: Update your files.

                                                                                    • Step 6: Record the dates you made calls or sent letters.

                                                                                    • Step 7: Keep copies of letters in your files.

                                                                                    • Step 8: Put a fraud alert on your credit reports.

                                                                                    • Step 9: Order and monitor your credit report

                                                                                    The FTC also provides a comprehensive identity theft action document with step-by-step instructions on recovering from this crime.

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                                                                                    • MiamiBoyz
                                                                                      fgfdftre6
                                                                                      • Oct 2012
                                                                                      • 6688

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      If you have a valid passport I would take this opportunity to get the fuck out of the country before they return.

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                                                                                      • Markul
                                                                                        Likes Pie
                                                                                        • Dec 2007
                                                                                        • 12407

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by johnnyloadproductions
                                                                                        If I do go down as a martyr, I sure as hell hope that someone will act as a GFY ambassador for me like I did for Donny. LOL.
                                                                                        I am sure your friend AK will come to the rescue, he does after all, have a solid grasp on legal matters
                                                                                        But.... I pulled out...

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                                                                                        • Jel
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                                                          • 6904

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                          who doesn't hang out at the local college library at 2am surfing the web via a bought student id?
                                                                                          I spitted coffee

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                                                                                          • nico-t
                                                                                            emperor of my world
                                                                                            • Aug 2004
                                                                                            • 29901

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            pointing out explicitly what the skin colors of the cops were puzzles me. Why is that relevant?

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                                                                                            • nico-t
                                                                                              emperor of my world
                                                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                                                              • 29901

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by dyna mo
                                                                                              who doesn't hang out at the local college library at 2am surfing the web via a bought student id?

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                                                                                              • mineistaken
                                                                                                See signature :)
                                                                                                • Apr 2007
                                                                                                • 29656

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by nico-t
                                                                                                pointing out explicitly what the skin colors of the cops were puzzles me. Why is that relevant?
                                                                                                might be a troll at bwas monkeys

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                                                                                                • tony286
                                                                                                  lurker
                                                                                                  • Aug 2002
                                                                                                  • 57021

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  I would strongly recommend if you dont have a relationship with a local lawyer getting one. Its not like the TV shows, they can move very slowly and now you are in the gun sights.

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                                                                                                  • Sly
                                                                                                    Let's do some business!
                                                                                                    • Sep 2004
                                                                                                    • 31380

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by mineistaken
                                                                                                    free wifi instead of paid data?
                                                                                                    Walking on the edge of fraud to save $50 a month? I'll pass.
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