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CurrentlySober · 08-18-2014, 01:54 AM

We were in a club in Hollywood - EVERY GUY WANTED HER SO BAD! She had her best clothing and lingerie on... She looked HAWT!!!

So, on the way home in the taxi, we are on the back seat, and she decides to give me a BJ! But, cause I have drunk so much, I decide to pee in her mouth instead! For some reason it appears that this is 'Inappropriate Behaviour' (According To Her) So I ask the driver to stop at the nearby Taco Bell, and I order 3 Burritos...

Upon arrival at our apartment in Woodland Hills, I tell her to sit in the shower... Despite looking confused, she agrees... I explain that because she didn't swallow all of my hot piss in the taxi, that I made a small mess on my underwear.... She needs to be punished! So thats what I intended to do....

I pulled out my 13 inch member and urinated all over her ! From top to toe !

It felt real good, so I reversed myself about face, and pulled down my pants, and delivered a spray of diarrhoea all over her like I was putting out a fire at an orphanage !

She left me shortly afterwards, for some (Probably) unrelated incident... But thats MY story...

What is yours????

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CurrentlySober · 08-18-2014, 01:56 AM

Perhaps I should have prefaced the above post with

"Dear Penthouse..."

?

Phoenix · 08-18-2014, 01:59 AM

Is this board deliberately committing suicide?
No offense mate. You obviously have issues.
Why you are tolerated i do not know.

420 · 08-18-2014, 11:59 AM

I "tolerate" CS because he is a lovable shit-head genius. He belongs to the gfy chapter of the mensa bro club.

MiamiBoyz · 08-18-2014, 12:03 PM

And then you woke up.

420 · 08-18-2014, 12:04 PM

I think he missed a decimal - 1.3 inch member

clickity click · 08-18-2014, 12:34 PM

You never went to Hollywood and you couldn't pull a girl that was hawt.
Bullshit story.

L-Pink · 08-18-2014, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

You never went to Hollywood and you couldn't pull a girl that was hawt.
Bullshit story.

Could be a bs story but don't question CS's life or the women he was with before the State Department deported his smelly ass.

Black All Through · 08-18-2014, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

Is this board deliberately committing suicide?
No offense mate. You obviously have issues.
Why you are tolerated i do not know.

He can be funny in some cases I'll give him that.

pornmasta · 08-18-2014, 01:23 PM

I can't afford a club in Hollywood

Scott McD · 08-18-2014, 01:26 PM

I didn't shit on her but my horse did:

clickity click · 08-18-2014, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by pornmasta

I cunt a4d a club in Hollywood

I edited your post for you.

Bryan G · 08-18-2014, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

Is this board deliberately committing suicide?
No offense mate. You obviously have issues.
Why you are tolerated i do not know.

He thinks he's being funny with the same repetitive garbage.

clickity click · 08-18-2014, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G

He thinks he's being funny with the same repetitive garbage.

Yep. He's not. That is so 2012

pornmasta · 08-18-2014, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickity click

I edited your post for you.

you are right

CurrentlySober · 08-19-2014, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryan G

He thinks he's being funny with the same repetitive garbage.

Yup... in exactly the same way that YOU think being your funny with the same repetitive gay purple scarf...

JA$ON · 08-19-2014, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

Is this board deliberately committing suicide?
No offense mate. You obviously have issues.
Why you are tolerated i do not know.

It was nice when the board was more business oriented, but like you, I don't need a board to run a successful business, so no biggie. Then it became a place of entertainment (Jimthefiend, wiseman, DH, Frank etc) That was ok too. Pop in for a few minutes, watch people talk shit, etc.

But it really has just become a joke. Its sad. I tried to write some real business oriented posts to give some tips, advice to new guys, and they are just glazed over. The board is not only not useful anymore, its not entertaining either. Not that I post a lot, but I don't see myself even checking in here unless it make a serious turnaround in a hurry, which I don't think is possible.

Sly · 08-19-2014, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

But it really has just become a joke. Its sad. I tried to write some real business oriented posts to give some tips, advice to new guys, and they are just glazed over.

Not everyone glazed them over.

anexsia · 08-19-2014, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by JA$ON

It was nice when the board was more business oriented, but like you, I don't need a board to run a successful business, so no biggie. Then it became a place of entertainment (Jimthefiend, wiseman, DH, Frank etc) That was ok too. Pop in for a few minutes, watch people talk shit, etc.

But it really has just become a joke. Its sad. I tried to write some real business oriented posts to give some tips, advice to new guys, and they are just glazed over. The board is not only not useful anymore, its not entertaining either. Not that I post a lot, but I don't see myself even checking in here unless it make a serious turnaround in a hurry, which I don't think is possible.

I think you would be surprised by how many webmasters actually visit this forum daily and get a lot of business from it. I have made a lot of money from programs that were talked about here and when I was new to adult I got a lot of good tips from various posts here, you just have to dig around like any other forum (and almost every single webmaster forum out there has a lot of joke posts and off topic posts, that's how the internet is).

JA$ON · 08-19-2014, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly

Not everyone glazed them over.

I appreciate the comment

And I in no way mean that people should be listening to what I have to say, lol, it was more a comment on the general lack of interest in business related threads.

Quote:

Originally Posted by anexsia

I think you would be surprised by how many webmasters actually visit this forum daily and get a lot of business from it. I have made a lot of money from programs that were talked about here and when I was new to adult I got a lot of good tips from various posts here, you just have to dig around like any other forum (and almost every single webmaster forum out there has a lot of joke posts and off topic posts, that's how the internet is).

For sure, there is business being done....no doubt. What I mean is that if you compare this board to what it was in say 2002-2006, it has dropped off dramatically. People would start threads selling ad spots, people would bid INSIDE the thread! 30, 50k monthly deals would get closed inside posts. There was a lot more fun and BS too, but there was a general excitement about the business at that time. There was a great combination of business, BS, shit talk and deals being done. It moved at a fever pitch. If nobody replied to a post, it was on page 2 in 10 min. I guess it was just a more fun, exciting time. And the people and characters on the board were classic.

Its all good, we keep growing regardless of the boards existence, but its just sad to see. Id almost rather se it go away than just dry up.

08-18-2014, 01:54 AM	#1
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 37,877	When was the 1st time that you poo'd / & Or / Pee'd al over your Wife / GF? We were in a club in Hollywood - EVERY GUY WANTED HER SO BAD! She had her best clothing and lingerie on... She looked HAWT!!! So, on the way home in the taxi, we are on the back seat, and she decides to give me a BJ! But, cause I have drunk so much, I decide to pee in her mouth instead! For some reason it appears that this is 'Inappropriate Behaviour' (According To Her) So I ask the driver to stop at the nearby Taco Bell, and I order 3 Burritos... Upon arrival at our apartment in Woodland Hills, I tell her to sit in the shower... Despite looking confused, she agrees... I explain that because she didn't swallow all of my hot piss in the taxi, that I made a small mess on my underwear.... She needs to be punished! So thats what I intended to do.... I pulled out my 13 inch member and urinated all over her ! From top to toe ! It felt real good, so I reversed myself about face, and pulled down my pants, and delivered a spray of diarrhoea all over her like I was putting out a fire at an orphanage ! She left me shortly afterwards, for some (Probably) unrelated incident... But thats MY story... What is yours???? . __________________ My AI Handywork... 2 Kings 18:27 👁️ 👍️ 💩

08-18-2014, 01:56 AM	#2
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 37,877	Perhaps I should have prefaced the above post with "Dear Penthouse..." ? __________________ My AI Handywork... 2 Kings 18:27 👁️ 👍️ 💩

08-18-2014, 01:59 AM	#3
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08-18-2014, 11:59 AM	#4
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	I "tolerate" CS because he is a lovable shit-head genius. He belongs to the gfy chapter of the mensa bro club.

08-18-2014, 12:03 PM	#5
MiamiBoyz fgfdftre6 Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2012 Location: In the closet with your dad! Posts: 6,690	And then you woke up.

08-18-2014, 12:04 PM	#6
420 cuck Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 11,571	I think he missed a decimal - 1.3 inch member

08-18-2014, 12:34 PM	#7
clickity click So Fecking Bummed Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 3,682	You never went to Hollywood and you couldn't pull a girl that was hawt. Bullshit story.

08-18-2014, 01:23 PM	#10
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 17,582	I can't afford a club in Hollywood