|
|
|
||||
|
Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums. You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us. |
![]() |
|
|||||||
| Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
|
|
Thread Tools |
|
|
#1 |
|
Master of Gfy.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 14,887
|
I swam Alcatraz today
That shit is cold, the current is nasty and the bay is rough as hell, like being in a washing machine. The swim ended up being a bit over 2 miles and took about 50 minutes.
Now I am a firm believer that the people who escaped definitely didn't make it. ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
#2 |
|
Please dont fuck animals
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Henderson, NV
Posts: 3,988
|
They wanted it worse than you did, keep that in mind.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#3 |
|
working on my tan
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,151
|
Congrats on your physical condition.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#4 |
|
visit hardlinks.org
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Las Vegas , Nv >>> [email protected] or icq 94994627 anytime
Posts: 18,362
|
very true
|
|
|
|
|
|
#5 |
|
Master of Gfy.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 14,887
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#6 |
|
Jägermeister Test Pilot
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: NORCAL
Posts: 74,559
|
Congrats to you.....
Really.... If you did it for "sport", I'm pretty sure they could have done it in for their freedom.
__________________
“The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders YNOT MAIL | THE BEST ADULT MAILING SOLUTION |
|
|
|
|
|
#7 | |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: portland, OR
Posts: 20,684
|
Quote:
That wetsuit alone could easily be the difference. Thant said I wouldn't be shocked if some of them did make it. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#8 |
|
fgfdftre6
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: In the closet with your dad!
Posts: 6,690
|
You should just consider yourself lucky that a great white shark didn't munch your ass for lunch!
|
|
|
|
|
|
#9 |
|
BACON BACON BACON
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Poems everybody, the laddie fancies himself a poet
Posts: 35,469
|
Brave. I am afraid of sharks. That is a great white hotspot.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#10 |
|
I need a beer
![]() Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,949
|
That's cool,not many people would consider doing it
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
#11 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 19,324
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#12 |
|
58008 53773
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 9,864
|
Congrats, that is a fantastic effort!! City 2 Surf this weekend for me 14k run in Sydney - nothing like your swim though!
__________________
TripleXPrint on Megan Fox "I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again!" |
|
|
|
|
|
#13 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 631
|
Congrats Pipecrew, but maybe you could help out here with a question i have. I live a long way from the sea, so could i ask you why do people wear all black swimsuits in these events, and divers, surfers and such? Why not wear a white one or a red one, why all black? Do they only make them in one color? To me, it seems like to a shark, you look like a black seal and lunch, in a black swimsuit? Am not trying to be smart, serious question.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#14 |
|
Work Work Work
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: EU
Posts: 20,060
|
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
#15 | |
|
So fuckin' bored
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2003
Posts: 32,386
|
Quote:
![]()
__________________
Obey the Cowgod |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#16 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 4,002
|
Congrats
__________________
![]() www.AlfaContent.com - Quality videos with matching photo sets and full 2257 ! [email protected] ICQ# 594092063 |
|
|
|
|
|
#17 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,816
|
Well done...
|
|
|
|
|
|
#18 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Clouds with Carebears
Posts: 7,954
|
Sweet that is quite the accomplishment. Add that to your resume
|
|
|
|
|
|
#19 |
|
Downshifter
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Road trip
Posts: 16,413
|
WHos on the pic?
__________________
Русня, идите нахуй! |
|
|
|
|
|
#20 | |
|
Let's do some business!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 31,348
|
Quote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc0d4_uWeR8
__________________
Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#21 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: 64 00 N, 26 00 E
Posts: 4,450
|
How about the currents? Could you just float much of the way for example during high tide?
Humans float, or at least the last time I checked (myself). In salt water it is even easier. |
|
|
|
|
|
#22 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 19,324
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#23 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: 64 00 N, 26 00 E
Posts: 4,450
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#24 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: www.BareBacked.com
Posts: 3,685
|
wow you are very sexy. What is the bracet on your ankle?
|
|
|
|
|
|
#25 |
|
..........
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: ..........
Posts: 41,917
|
You're nuts man. Brave, but nuts. That channel is so active with white sharks. When we went on that tour last year, as we were riding the ferry across to the island I was blown away at how rough it was and how bone chilling cold the water was. We went through the whole tour and pretty much had free reign of the island. Got some great pictures. In that pic you posted, could you even feel your feet at that point? Quite an achievement. Congratulations.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#26 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 631
|
Quote:
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#27 | ||
|
Master of Gfy.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 14,887
|
Quote:
My feet were still frozen but at that point only half the race was done. I had to put my shoes on and run 7 miles, including over the golden gate and back. Somehow even with the super grey skies, I got a little bit of sunburn on my back. It's a timing chip, they strategically place mats around the course that you must pass the chip through. It basically eliminates cheating to a degree. Quote:
Yeah you do float in salt water and plus a wetsuit gives you good buoyancy as well. None of that shit really matters though when you deal with 2 foot swells crashing down. |
||
|
|
|
|
|
#28 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: carmel
Posts: 2,552
|
Quote:
black attracts sun light = heat |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#29 | |
|
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 467
|
Quote:
Bullshit. I made it. It's an easy swim when you're swimming for your life. ![]() |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#30 |
|
Hello world!
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Posts: 12,508
|
Impressive
|
|
|
|
|
|
#31 | |
|
Mayor of Thneedville
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 25,535
|
Quote:
And there is nothing "easy" about it... if any of you have ever seen the current coming out of that bay when coming in under the bridge from the ocean, you'd immediately understand that its a completely hopeless endeavor to try to paddle away from that island with a makeshift raft at night (with wind). If you "made it", you did so with perfect conditions. Not in a crappy raft, against the tide and wind, in the black of darkness, with a large tide (affecting current speed).
__________________
. Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#32 |
|
Ik ben een aap
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
|
That is pretty damn impressive, congrats Jordan! I visited Alcatraz in May and just going across on the huge boat, the water was pretty rough, couldn't even imagine getting in that water to swim, takes huge balls thats for sure.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#33 | |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Canada
Posts: 9,058
|
Quote:
Nice swim man, I did a race in lake ontario and that was cold enough for me not to mention going against the waves for half of it, couldn't imagine what it was like out there.
__________________
webmaster at pimproll dot com |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#34 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Mar 2009
Posts: 11,039
|
Nice accomplishment, congratz.
__________________
NICERATIOS - $30 PPS - 50% Rev Share - 5% WM Referral - High Converting Sites!
Any questions about your NICERATIOS account? Vanessa will take care of you: [email protected] Looking to expand your business in general, maybe sell your sites? Contact me: [email protected] |
|
|
|
|
|
#35 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2012
Posts: 345
|
Congrats on the swim, but for them it was life or death. A ton of motivation to make it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#36 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Midwest
Posts: 3,809
|
Congrats man!
|
|
|
|
|
|
#37 | |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 987
|
Quote:
Didnt they think they got eaten by sharks since they were bloody from the barb wire. Sharks can smell blood from miles away. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#38 |
|
SecretFriends.com
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: IMC Headquarters
Posts: 27,893
|
Impressive!!!
__________________
WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME ClubSweethearts | ManUpFilms | SinfulXXX | HOT * AdultPrime * HOT Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com | telegram: roaldr |
|
|
|
|
|
#39 | |
|
:glugglug
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
Posts: 26,118
|
Quote:
Congrats on your swim. |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#40 |
|
Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: O H I O
Posts: 6,254
|
Well-done.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#41 | |
|
Mayor of Thneedville
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 25,535
|
Quote:
Anyways, it's a hell of a swim, all I can say from experience is that I've entered from the ocean twice under that bridge in strong tides and it's unreal how fast the water is moving in and out of that bay. I don't think anything is really known about which direction they were headed or attempted, I do recall the wind was against them in the only sensible direction. I fell overboard a couple times in my life on the Bering sea and it's fucked. Even with water temps at 55 - 60 degrees, it's stil very difficult to swim as your body immediately pulls the blood from your arms and legs to the core - making it nearly impossible to use your limbs and hypothermia comes quickly. I can't imagine experiencing that and trying to fight he wind and tide at the same time knowing that if you let off just a little bit, you get shot miles out to sea |
|
|
|
|
|
|
#42 |
|
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 29,032
|
It sucked being on that bay in a tour boat, so I could imagine swimming in there would suck 10 times worse.
__________________
|
|
|
|
|
|
#43 |
|
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2013
Posts: 467
|
There's a terrific documentary on the "Escape" on Netflix. Interviews and real events leading up to the break out. Amazing story. The movie made it seem like it happened in a couple weeks, when it really took months of detailed planning. Loved it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#44 |
|
So Fucking Banned
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2014
Location: In your mums basement
Posts: 99
|
maybe you escaped in a previous life
|
|
|
|
|
|
#45 |
|
Exploiting human weakness
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: next to a salmon stream
Posts: 6,597
|
I bet that first cigarette when you finished the swim tasted fantastic.
|
|
|
|
|
|
#46 |
|
working on my tan
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Florida/Kentucky
Posts: 39,151
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
#47 |
|
HAL 9000
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
|
Now that's a bucket list item
|
|
|
|
|
|
#48 |
|
Confirmed User
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Aussie until we are convicts no more.
Posts: 354
|
Pipecrew,
Nice work mate. I completed the Escape from Alcatraz tri in early June. I was scared of the swim but it wasn't too bad at all. I was 42 mins - if I was locked up in Alcatraz, you could make it. As for the sharks - we were told that any of the man eaters don't like the bay water because it is too brackish.... I'm not sure I believe it but nobody has been eater inside the bay and there are a bunch of folks who swim out there. Dave
__________________
I feel old since I started SpeedoFetish.com back in 2001. |
|
|
|
|
|
#49 |
|
I'm clockin' ya, Versace shade watchin' ya
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: internet
Posts: 13,795
|
Way to go Jordan
|
|
|
|