Dude,

I thought you said you didn't know RUIN.

Wassup Eric!

she's hot right??

where did you run into her did you say something to her?
one of the hottest girls in Seattle

Oh yeah, its gorgeous up here. As a matter of fact, it was sunny and 59 degrees this afternoon. Just boootiful, like Christina's shaved hump.

I did?
We had a 3 story house in seattle.
But Eric always had some nasty ass scanks coming over.
we had a good time though he should have moved down to LA with me.

Yeah he told me about that shit back in the day when he came and visited me up in Vancouver. Nothing but good things for sure.

Yo Eric, LA rocks bro!

Alright guys. Under duress and...stuff, I have the following statement to make:

-Roger knows "hella celebrities"

-Roger is not "gay"

-I payed him to touch my swimsuit area (I'll pay you for that shit later, I'm kinda short on funds right now)

No, really. Roger is a pimp and I really am hating on him. We were cool until we went out with Aria, he got to fuck her, I got to ride in the car with them back to the airport to drop her off in the morning. It still sends chills down my spine when I remember how she told me...how did she put it? Oh yeah, she said some bullshit like, "I don't like you."

C*nt.

Anyways, It's good to see all the webmaster celebreties up in this bitch (Anthony!).

Brett, Snapper, when are you guys moving in? I got a toothless eskimo I picked up off the street, she doesn't care what business we're in, she'll take us all on! Content?

either your friend is a player hatin dickhead or just a freakin idiot. definatley leave him at home when you go out.

Man, I'm gonna give you the gameplan on this

Call the chick and say, "Hey whats going on this is (fill in your information here"

It was great meeting you the other day

Then work into the conversation, your a great person, and I'd like to get to know you better, we should do coffee, lunch, or something cool like that
When on the phone play it cool.....
pour yourself some water...
take sips while she's talking (this will keep you relaxed and MONEY)

If she doesn't have time, she REALLY doesn't have time
if she's busy she's really busy

I really doubt Christina thinks your too bad to talk to, look at her video, I've seen her ass more than I've seen my girlfriends ass,

Side Note: Your friend might have screwed you on this, it doesn't mean he's not a good friend, but he certainly didn't help you
(I have a friend that has done this, but he's a great friend still)

*If the porn shit ever comes up say you are the business manager or something...
make it white collar and distant

Let's just leave my sister out of this.

what about her friends?

can't remember her name ... stacey ... tracey ...

Did you get to see her cottage cheese ass doing jumping jacks in the nude with the Mr Ed grin ?

damn I thought you were gonna leave me out hangin..
All you Pimps are gonna have to come out to Florida to hang with me. Damn Eric two years and you still havn't come down to Kick it.
Pussy

Damian from Orgasm is down here so I'm taking him to the Standard should be another crazy nite I have to go big till I move.

Platinum lantern and the gfy gang thanks for thr advise If it works out Gfy will find out.

Or I have to hook up another celeb before I leave.

:winkwink:

That would be my excuse AND she can't handle a 16" dick.

Roger you are such a hopeless romantic... What kind of shitty relationship would it be to date a celeb... like they will be faithful to you...

when you move down to florida you can come over the the east coast and stay at my crib... i have a couple extra rooms... south beach is fun,so are the Keys and the bahamas are great for weekend trips...

dude, don't you think you're taking this whole "make cheshire jealous" thing a little too far? :winkwink:

last nite I met Toni Basil and my friend told her I worked in porn.....

so NO KB YOUR SO FINE YOUR SO FINE YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY KB! HEY KB!

Roger-

Tell that whore to call me........I feel so used :-((

some pics of his last date ;)

http://dynom.dajm.com/yoozer10.php?page=0
http://dynom.dajm.com/yoozer10.php?page=1

So what your saying is that you have her number?:Graucho

You know I'm gonna take you up on that offer:winkwink:

and you'll have to come out to Tampa.

So do you have any new girls for me? Someone who would be faithful

Whats up sexy. Long time no talk..:winkwink:

100.

So lemme get this straight ~ I said no, and Christina said yes...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'm sending her a copy of this fuckin thread. It should get ya some brownie points man!

What's her email address again?
[email protected]?

:winkwink:

would you say no to me?

Holy shit roger....thats bad ass.....i sent you an email last week...hit me up when you get a chance

wait a second i just relized....roger isnt black and christina said on some crappy interview that she only dates black guys. hmmmm........black from the waist down??

Yea but now I have to close the deal.

She's a lot more difficult then you were:fart You know you liked my dutch ovens

dont be a pornographer if you cant handle the adverse effects! FUCK it, dont be a pornographer if your ashamed of it, for that matter!

Yeah... uh huh...

I met Elvis the night before last. He's been hiding out in Canada.

Wiseman knows all!

That's how he got his name.

no i think your gay if you let another guy suck your cock!

wiseman gives shitty head anyways!

that bitch been cheatin' on me again?

whats with the new Handle are you like Prince or somthing whats next a symbol

LOL yes it has been a while hasn't it:Graucho

So you getting your ass to any of these up coming shows or what? You must go and represent LOL

Did you kill your buddy? if not I advise you first to do that, then ask her if she would date you if you quit with por biz!
If it works just let me know so I will make a deal with Christina to wipe out all the competition here :winkwink:

That's embarrassing (and old) ...

I know but I like to keep high interest in old fails

You were almost there dude! But i'm sure she won't hang out with you.

hahaha that's such a cool story man. Play the nice guy....touch her feelings.... or just pretend to be friends...that's a good one too :P

LA romance...I hope it works out for you my friend:thumbsup


Mr. Romance