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dicknipples · 08-21-2014, 04:34 PM

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edgeprod · 08-21-2014, 04:40 PM

Haha .. well, I'm sure you can find SOMEONE that'll work for that, but I wouldn't want them working on MY stuff.

megapower · 08-21-2014, 04:45 PM

My rates are real market rates. To find a "capable professional" plays the rate a 2nd role.
As example when I go to extend my PHP team a basic requirement that I request is excellent knowledge of C or C++, this way I eliminate all the modeler... I give a "simple" test work (parser for a ini file mostly) which show me if this person knows what he/she does or not. And I hired many times excellent coders at hr rates below $20 who passed my test much better then the higher rated...

And one thing more, don't forget that behind most eastern programmers is a Pimp (they name it self Agency), who take the biggest amount of the money

Means direct contacts to developers help a lot.

edgeprod · 08-21-2014, 05:06 PM

I'm trying very hard to understand your English, but it's taking too much effort. I'm sorry.

sarettah · 08-21-2014, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

I'm trying very hard to understand your English, but it's taking too much effort. I'm sorry.

I think he is saying that he can tell how good of PHP coders they are by how well they program in C/C++.

I think.

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edgeprod · 08-21-2014, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah

I think he is saying that he can tell how good of PHP coders they are by how well they program in C/C++.

I think.

.

Seems legit. $2/week, buy now.

FreeHugeMovies · 08-21-2014, 06:42 PM

Thanks for the many suggestions and bump. Don't want a US coder. I don't need coding legend, just a php dude.

edgeprod · 08-21-2014, 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

Thanks for the many suggestions and bump. Don't want a US coder. I don't need coding legend, just a php dude.

Yeah, sorry, we got off-topic.

But hey -- free bumps!

Paully · 08-21-2014, 10:32 PM

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candyflip · 08-22-2014, 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

Who are you finding that cheap?! That's outsourced rates. If you can find a $50/hr programmer worth a shit, lock them up in a hurry and take advantage of that!

My kids' mom. She normally bills $100 without hassle. I told her GFY folks were cheap asses used to dealing with Indians who charge $10 an hour.

He told her that we work in a global economy and $65 was too much, she said she'd do it for $50.

He's looking for some outsourcer that he can pay peanuts, and probably have to chase around like he has chased MachineGunKelly for years.

If you want to put her to work man, I will get you her resume.

Edit: she's pulled two jobs here already and both were willing to pay her rate. So I don't think she was out of line asking for half her normal rate.

DamianJ · 08-22-2014, 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultDesigners

Hello,

We steal well known brands, please hit me up

Fixed that for ya

Klen · 08-22-2014, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod

In my experience (which is considerable), you are not hiring a capable professional at those rates. At LeadWrench, we work with a lot of developers, including full-time, part-time, and freelance developers (we have all three types currently, for example). The rates you're throwing out there don't often bring individuals who can account for all of the factors necessary to successfully complete a project, or to negotiate obstacles along the way.

A lot of hiring and firing has helped me develop a pretty clear picture of where to hire from and what to pay.

Btw do you know where you can find clients which can pay 100$ per hour ?

Klen · 08-22-2014, 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Fixed that for ya

Lol you are hilarious lately.I really miss you on xbiz.

candyflip · 08-22-2014, 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Btw do you know where you can find clients which can pay 100$ per hour ?

We have found quite a few locally and the last two she pulled from here paid that rate.

dicknipples · 08-22-2014, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

My kids' mom. She normally bills $100 without hassle. I told her GFY folks were cheap asses used to dealing with Indians who charge $10 an hour.

He told her that we work in a global economy and $65 was too much, she said she'd do it for $50.

He's looking for some outsourcer that he can pay peanuts, and probably have to chase around like he has chased MachineGunKelly for years.

If you want to put her to work man, I will get you her resume.

Edit: she's pulled two jobs here already and both were willing to pay her rate. So I don't think she was out of line asking for half her normal rate.

Are you her pimp? I see you in every thread regarding programming talking about her and her skills...

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Btw do you know where you can find clients which can pay 100$ per hour ?

You ain't gonna find those clients around these parts.

Klen · 08-22-2014, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa

Are you her pimp? I see you in every thread regarding programming talking about her and her skills...

You ain't gonna find those clients around these parts.

By "parts" you mean adult industry or ?

dicknipples · 08-22-2014, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

By "parts" you mean adult industry or ?

Basically.

FreeHugeMovies · 08-22-2014, 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

My kids' mom. She normally bills $100 without hassle. I told her GFY folks were cheap asses used to dealing with Indians who charge $10 an hour.

He told her that we work in a global economy and $65 was too much, she said she'd do it for $50.

He's looking for some outsourcer that he can pay peanuts, and probably have to chase around like he has chased MachineGunKelly for years.

If you want to put her to work man, I will get you her resume.

Edit: she's pulled two jobs here already and both were willing to pay her rate. So I don't think she was out of line asking for half her normal rate.

Are you trying to insult someone who is looking to hire someone and your X wife or whatever is a coder? Do you know how stupid you look doing so? People who are looking for a coder, don't make contact with this guy's wife, bc. if things don't go well, he's going to copy and paste on GFY. BTW, she never offered me a 50 dollar rate, she never replied to my e mail. So don't be spreading lies. Another reason NOT to trust this clown.

MachineGunKelly and I worked for SEVERAL (SEVEN or so and I even gave him like $1,000 to keep his electric on one time.) years together, he gave me a good rate, bc I only used him. I can't help his life had some unexpected turns and he just disappears mid project AFTER Payment. You would expect more from someone just based on ethics.

dicknipples · 08-22-2014, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

Are you trying to insult someone who is looking to hire someone and your X wife or whatever is a coder? Do you know how stupid you look doing so? People who are looking for a coder, don't make contact with this guy's wife, bc. if things don't go well, he's going to copy and paste on GFY. BTW, she never offered me a 50 dollar rate, she never replied to my e mail. So don't be spreading lies. Another reason NOT to trust this clown.

MachineGunKelly and I worked for SEVERAL (SEVEN or so and I even gave him like $1,000 to keep his electric on one time.) years together, he gave me a good rate, bc I only used him. I can't help his life had some unexpected turns and he just disappears mid project AFTER Payment. You would expect more from someone just based on ethics.

Despite low paying requests from you, you're point on here... I'd never hire someone who posted such things about someone who turned down hiring them for whatever reason it may be. That's pretty fucked up.

Sly · 08-22-2014, 08:47 AM

Have you guys ever posted job opportunities on Craigslist? Handyman tasks, maybe painting, plumbing, stuff like that. Let's say you post a price that you are willing to pay. The amount of hate mail that you get out of that is just ridiculous. The amount of people that are willing to do it for your price is equally as ridiculous.

Point being, if the buyer is not willing to pay your rate, that's fine, move on. Why drill the guy about it? So YOUR personal situation has you above $XXX an hour, that's fantastic and good for you. Not everyone is in that same position. Somebody will take the job. Someone in school, someone trying to get on their feet, someone that needs some extra cash, etc.

A lot of people look very pompous, arrogant, and bitter in this thread. FHM isn't one of them.

edgeprod · 08-22-2014, 10:04 AM

Sly, you right dooooooog! My apologies.

megapower · 08-22-2014, 10:52 AM

@edgeprod
english is not my native laguage...
be happy that you're hired at this rate as a "php" programmer.
this rate to get as a "php" freelancer is even in switzerland near impossible, which is a high price country.

Klen · 08-22-2014, 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa

Basically.

Well that is why i ask where to find client which i can charge that rate,i know everyone in adult industry is broke as fuck

Tho it's not just about being broke,it is also about roi,and whatever you do in adult industry you cant expect much profit,except maybe traffic brokering and micro niche paysites and cams

dicknipples · 08-22-2014, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Well that is why i ask where to find client which i can charge that rate,i know everyone in adult industry is broke as fuck

Tho it's not just about being broke,it is also about roi,and whatever you do in adult industry you cant expect much profit,except maybe traffic brokering and micro niche paysites and cams

Craigslist, job boards, etc.

edgeprod · 08-22-2014, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Well that is why i ask where to find client which i can charge that rate,i know everyone in adult industry is broke as fuck

Tho it's not just about being broke,it is also about roi,and whatever you do in adult industry you cant expect much profit,except maybe traffic brokering and micro niche paysites and cams

The adult industry != GFY. There's a lot more under the surface that you are probably unaware of.

FreeHugeMovies · 10-01-2014, 10:33 AM

Ugg I am still looking for someone. hehe

You find someone and BOOM they go missing for two weeks.

codingwelt · 10-01-2014, 11:13 AM

Hit me up by e-mail if still needed

wizzart · 10-01-2014, 11:24 AM

admin@zodumil[guess]net

just looking for work this days

FreeHugeMovies · 10-01-2014, 11:33 AM

Emails sent to both of you dudes

tremens · 10-01-2014, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

Ugg I am still looking for someone.

I'm available for quick projects. Send me your requirements to myusername at 1stdev.com.

Bladewire · 10-29-2014, 09:17 PM

Any coders here still looking for work? Hit me up via PM with your rates & info thanks

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Milan_Quantox · 10-30-2014, 04:34 AM

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yuu.design · 10-30-2014, 06:32 AM

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08-21-2014, 04:34 PM	#51
dicknipples Formerly known as Lensman Industry Role: Join Date: May 2014 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 654	$50/hr? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha dies

08-21-2014, 04:40 PM	#52
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Haha .. well, I'm sure you can find SOMEONE that'll work for that, but I wouldn't want them working on MY stuff.

08-21-2014, 04:45 PM	#53
megapower Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 106	My rates are real market rates. To find a "capable professional" plays the rate a 2nd role. As example when I go to extend my PHP team a basic requirement that I request is excellent knowledge of C or C++, this way I eliminate all the modeler... I give a "simple" test work (parser for a ini file mostly) which show me if this person knows what he/she does or not. And I hired many times excellent coders at hr rates below $20 who passed my test much better then the higher rated... And one thing more, don't forget that behind most eastern programmers is a Pimp (they name it self Agency), who take the biggest amount of the money Means direct contacts to developers help a lot.

08-21-2014, 05:06 PM	#54
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	I'm trying very hard to understand your English, but it's taking too much effort. I'm sorry.

08-21-2014, 06:42 PM	#57
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	Thanks for the many suggestions and bump. Don't want a US coder. I don't need coding legend, just a php dude.

08-22-2014, 10:04 AM	#71
edgeprod Permanently Gone Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 10,019	Sly, you right dooooooog! My apologies.

08-22-2014, 10:52 AM	#72
megapower Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 106	@edgeprod english is not my native laguage... be happy that you're hired at this rate as a "php" programmer. this rate to get as a "php" freelancer is even in switzerland near impossible, which is a high price country.

10-01-2014, 10:33 AM	#76
FreeHugeMovies Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Charlotte, NC Posts: 14,137	Ugg I am still looking for someone. hehe You find someone and BOOM they go missing for two weeks.

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10-01-2014, 11:33 AM	#79
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