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dicknipples 08-21-2014 04:34 PM

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edgeprod 08-21-2014 04:40 PM

Haha .. well, I'm sure you can find SOMEONE that'll work for that, but I wouldn't want them working on MY stuff. :winkwink::1orglaugh

megapower 08-21-2014 04:45 PM

My rates are real market rates. To find a "capable professional" plays the rate a 2nd role.
As example when I go to extend my PHP team a basic requirement that I request is excellent knowledge of C or C++, this way I eliminate all the modeler... I give a "simple" test work (parser for a ini file mostly) which show me if this person knows what he/she does or not. And I hired many times excellent coders at hr rates below $20 who passed my test much better then the higher rated...

And one thing more, don't forget that behind most eastern programmers is a Pimp (they name it self Agency), who take the biggest amount of the money :) Means direct contacts to developers help a lot.

edgeprod 08-21-2014 05:06 PM

I'm trying very hard to understand your English, but it's taking too much effort. I'm sorry.

sarettah 08-21-2014 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20200427)
I'm trying very hard to understand your English, but it's taking too much effort. I'm sorry.

I think he is saying that he can tell how good of PHP coders they are by how well they program in C/C++.

I think.

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edgeprod 08-21-2014 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 20200436)
I think he is saying that he can tell how good of PHP coders they are by how well they program in C/C++.

I think.

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Seems legit. $2/week, buy now.

FreeHugeMovies 08-21-2014 06:42 PM

Thanks for the many suggestions and bump. Don't want a US coder. I don't need coding legend, just a php dude.

edgeprod 08-21-2014 06:53 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies (Post 20200476)
Thanks for the many suggestions and bump. Don't want a US coder. I don't need coding legend, just a php dude.

Yeah, sorry, we got off-topic. :winkwink: But hey -- free bumps!

Paully 08-21-2014 10:32 PM

Yes I can. Try me out by clicking the red button with the X on it. Top right corner.

candyflip 08-22-2014 04:40 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20200350)
Who are you finding that cheap?! That's outsourced rates. If you can find a $50/hr programmer worth a shit, lock them up in a hurry and take advantage of that!

My kids' mom. She normally bills $100 without hassle. I told her GFY folks were cheap asses used to dealing with Indians who charge $10 an hour.

He told her that we work in a global economy and $65 was too much, she said she'd do it for $50.

He's looking for some outsourcer that he can pay peanuts, and probably have to chase around like he has chased MachineGunKelly for years.

If you want to put her to work man, I will get you her resume. :winkwink:

Edit: she's pulled two jobs here already and both were willing to pay her rate. So I don't think she was out of line asking for half her normal rate. :1orglaugh

DamianJ 08-22-2014 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by AdultDesigners (Post 20198209)
Hello,

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Fixed that for ya

Klen 08-22-2014 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by edgeprod (Post 20200379)
In my experience (which is considerable), you are not hiring a capable professional at those rates. At LeadWrench, we work with a lot of developers, including full-time, part-time, and freelance developers (we have all three types currently, for example). The rates you're throwing out there don't often bring individuals who can account for all of the factors necessary to successfully complete a project, or to negotiate obstacles along the way.

A lot of hiring and firing has helped me develop a pretty clear picture of where to hire from and what to pay.

Btw do you know where you can find clients which can pay 100$ per hour ?

Klen 08-22-2014 05:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ (Post 20200801)
Fixed that for ya

Lol you are hilarious lately.I really miss you on xbiz.

candyflip 08-22-2014 05:54 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20200802)
Btw do you know where you can find clients which can pay 100$ per hour ?

We have found quite a few locally and the last two she pulled from here paid that rate.

dicknipples 08-22-2014 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20200793)
My kids' mom. She normally bills $100 without hassle. I told her GFY folks were cheap asses used to dealing with Indians who charge $10 an hour.

He told her that we work in a global economy and $65 was too much, she said she'd do it for $50.

He's looking for some outsourcer that he can pay peanuts, and probably have to chase around like he has chased MachineGunKelly for years.

If you want to put her to work man, I will get you her resume. :winkwink:

Edit: she's pulled two jobs here already and both were willing to pay her rate. So I don't think she was out of line asking for half her normal rate. :1orglaugh

Are you her pimp? I see you in every thread regarding programming talking about her and her skills...

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20200802)
Btw do you know where you can find clients which can pay 100$ per hour ?

You ain't gonna find those clients around these parts.

Klen 08-22-2014 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20200921)
Are you her pimp? I see you in every thread regarding programming talking about her and her skills...



You ain't gonna find those clients around these parts.

By "parts" you mean adult industry or ?

dicknipples 08-22-2014 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20200952)
By "parts" you mean adult industry or ?

Basically.

FreeHugeMovies 08-22-2014 08:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip (Post 20200793)
My kids' mom. She normally bills $100 without hassle. I told her GFY folks were cheap asses used to dealing with Indians who charge $10 an hour.

He told her that we work in a global economy and $65 was too much, she said she'd do it for $50.

He's looking for some outsourcer that he can pay peanuts, and probably have to chase around like he has chased MachineGunKelly for years.

If you want to put her to work man, I will get you her resume. :winkwink:

Edit: she's pulled two jobs here already and both were willing to pay her rate. So I don't think she was out of line asking for half her normal rate. :1orglaugh

Are you trying to insult someone who is looking to hire someone and your X wife or whatever is a coder? Do you know how stupid you look doing so? People who are looking for a coder, don't make contact with this guy's wife, bc. if things don't go well, he's going to copy and paste on GFY. BTW, she never offered me a 50 dollar rate, she never replied to my e mail. So don't be spreading lies. Another reason NOT to trust this clown.

MachineGunKelly and I worked for SEVERAL (SEVEN or so and I even gave him like $1,000 to keep his electric on one time.) years together, he gave me a good rate, bc I only used him. I can't help his life had some unexpected turns and he just disappears mid project AFTER Payment. You would expect more from someone just based on ethics.

dicknipples 08-22-2014 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies (Post 20201037)
Are you trying to insult someone who is looking to hire someone and your X wife or whatever is a coder? Do you know how stupid you look doing so? People who are looking for a coder, don't make contact with this guy's wife, bc. if things don't go well, he's going to copy and paste on GFY. BTW, she never offered me a 50 dollar rate, she never replied to my e mail. So don't be spreading lies. Another reason NOT to trust this clown.

MachineGunKelly and I worked for SEVERAL (SEVEN or so and I even gave him like $1,000 to keep his electric on one time.) years together, he gave me a good rate, bc I only used him. I can't help his life had some unexpected turns and he just disappears mid project AFTER Payment. You would expect more from someone just based on ethics.

Despite low paying requests from you, you're point on here... I'd never hire someone who posted such things about someone who turned down hiring them for whatever reason it may be. That's pretty fucked up.

Sly 08-22-2014 08:47 AM

Have you guys ever posted job opportunities on Craigslist? Handyman tasks, maybe painting, plumbing, stuff like that. Let's say you post a price that you are willing to pay. The amount of hate mail that you get out of that is just ridiculous. The amount of people that are willing to do it for your price is equally as ridiculous.

Point being, if the buyer is not willing to pay your rate, that's fine, move on. Why drill the guy about it? So YOUR personal situation has you above $XXX an hour, that's fantastic and good for you. Not everyone is in that same position. Somebody will take the job. Someone in school, someone trying to get on their feet, someone that needs some extra cash, etc.

A lot of people look very pompous, arrogant, and bitter in this thread. FHM isn't one of them.

edgeprod 08-22-2014 10:04 AM

Sly, you right dooooooog! My apologies.

megapower 08-22-2014 10:52 AM

@edgeprod
english is not my native laguage...
be happy that you're hired at this rate as a "php" programmer.
this rate to get as a "php" freelancer is even in switzerland near impossible, which is a high price country.

Klen 08-22-2014 10:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Bowser Koopa (Post 20201010)
Basically.

Well that is why i ask where to find client which i can charge that rate,i know everyone in adult industry is broke as fuck :1orglaugh Tho it's not just about being broke,it is also about roi,and whatever you do in adult industry you cant expect much profit,except maybe traffic brokering and micro niche paysites and cams

dicknipples 08-22-2014 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20201254)
Well that is why i ask where to find client which i can charge that rate,i know everyone in adult industry is broke as fuck :1orglaugh Tho it's not just about being broke,it is also about roi,and whatever you do in adult industry you cant expect much profit,except maybe traffic brokering and micro niche paysites and cams

Craigslist, job boards, etc.

edgeprod 08-22-2014 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris (Post 20201254)
Well that is why i ask where to find client which i can charge that rate,i know everyone in adult industry is broke as fuck :1orglaugh Tho it's not just about being broke,it is also about roi,and whatever you do in adult industry you cant expect much profit,except maybe traffic brokering and micro niche paysites and cams

The adult industry != GFY. There's a lot more under the surface that you are probably unaware of. :2 cents:

FreeHugeMovies 10-01-2014 10:33 AM

Ugg I am still looking for someone. hehe

You find someone and BOOM they go missing for two weeks.

codingwelt 10-01-2014 11:13 AM

Hit me up by e-mail if still needed :)

wizzart 10-01-2014 11:24 AM

admin@zodumil[guess]net

just looking for work this days :)

FreeHugeMovies 10-01-2014 11:33 AM

Emails sent to both of you dudes

tremens 10-01-2014 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies (Post 20240190)
Ugg I am still looking for someone.

I'm available for quick projects. Send me your requirements to myusername at 1stdev.com.

Bladewire 10-29-2014 09:17 PM

Any coders here still looking for work? Hit me up via PM with your rates & info thanks :thumbsup












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Milan_Quantox 10-30-2014 04:34 AM

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yuu.design 10-30-2014 06:32 AM

hey buddy, still needing php help? if so, contact me ;)


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