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I'm a great bowler.
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I bet you $10K that I can answer ANY question.
Any question you have to send my way, I bet you $10k - cash money - that I can answer it. Quantum Physics? You got it. Time travel? You betcha. How many fibers are intertwined in a shredded wheat biscuit - that would be 828,202 fibers (give or take one or two)? Even why your wife put on 100lbs since you married and is fucking everyone but you. I will ANSWER your question!
Now I don't have $10G just laying around to make it rain, so let's use this thread to collect the BEST question, vote on it, and that's the one I'll answer. And please don't make it subjective or an essay questions (like what is the purpose of life) --- fucking really!?!? I'm not trying to get philosophical here. And don't ask me the size of your cock. Ask me ANY question and I'll answer it. Even if I can't "Google" the answer. Start with the questions and we'll whittle away to the final question. Once we get to that by, let's say Friday July 11th, I'll answer it. Good luck and may the odd forever be in your favor!
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scores of the teams in the superbowl next year.
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Raise Your Weapon
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my cat's first name.
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I guess the loophole is that "I never said it would be the correct answer"? lol
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If a caterpillar loses a leg, then goes through metamorphosis, will the butterfly be missing a part of it?
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You're driving, and you have only one window down. What is that throbbing, bass-like sound that rattles your eardrums? And why does it go away once another window is rolled down even slightly?
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A very bright light can damage your sight, and very loud sounds can do the same to your hearing. Can a very strong odor damage your sense of smell?
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If men have XY and women have XX what would happen if scientists created a YY human or if it is impossible, why?
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congrats to the winners
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congrats to the winners ...
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What is my middle name?
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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893,521,457,528,632,563 divided by the people fucking worldwide* at 7/8/2014 12:01:17 GMT =
*or pick your favorite planet. P.s. What happened to your head? |
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nice question we have here
will wait for his answer
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What is the sense of life ?
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See signature :)
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So why do you speak of 10K if you tell that you will not bet it because you don't have it?
Then why not 100K or 1mil? |
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So Fucking Banned
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why is my taint full of duck butter?
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Why it was 42?
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RETARDSPOTTING
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What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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What happened on the 50th anniversary of the founding of the US? July 4th 1826 that sticks out in history.
Why are man hole covers round? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard when he lives in the jungle without a razor? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder...... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.' Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on...... Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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Some really good ones so far, very clever. I can answer every single one. But I'll give it some more time before we decide on the final question for me to answer.
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If we went extinct and aliens found a human skull, would they be able to model our nose and ears properly?
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If I were floating in deep space, between our sun and the nearest star, would I be able to see my hand in front of my face without artificial light?
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If you receive an organ transplant, will the organ always have the donor's DNA, or does your body eventually replace all of it with cells of your own?
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Why does coffee only make a stain on the mug at the level of the coffee?
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Let me guess, you will answer the question, however the answer won't necessarily be remotely correct or even on the right subject...
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How Big Is My COCK!
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What is my mothers maiden name?
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How many licks does it take to get to the center of my dick?
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Here's my question:... M-hm... What the fuck?
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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Your mothers maided name = Your porn name minus your first pet's name. |
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!
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What Has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the afternoon, and 3 legs in the evening?
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He said he bet 10k he can answer any question, not that he will be right on any of them lol
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