lol you are good at this.

Why did they cancel Burn Notice? Must be the best tv show ever made since Miami Vice.

why does currently sober like poo ?

Plenty of shows die out before their time,
Joss Whedon has probably had nine.
But when only idiots watch TV,
Reality bullshit is all you'll see.

Why does Barefootsies like feet,
And Juicy love cock?
It's not for me to judge,
If shit gets someone hard as a rock.

nice, but a haiku is supposed to have a reference to the nature

otherwise you call them moki (according to the french wikipedia, i can't confirm this word)

Another guy who can't read titles,
I should have just said poems.
Giving myself the option of a haiku,
Has brought fools out in droves.

Why doesn't Princess Peach like me?

Probably because you kidnap her,
And generally act like an asshole.
You could chase her for a hundred years,
But her love for you is in another castle.

where is your partner Theo with all our money?

Edgeprod is a talented chap,
He can code, fight and rap,
He works in adult so is a bit of a perv,
He has enough BitCoins to buy the Federal Reserve.

Bizniss is my goal
Not a date with a fatty
which is all I'd get

The bulge is not just the big wallet in his pocket
Play your cards right and you'll see it's more of a rocket
Many girls think it's just a big wad
but everyone walks funny after he's given them a prod

It's quite appropriate,
You named yourself after Dune.
Your comments about "Theo",
Mark you as quite the buffoon.

If you mean Chio the Pirate,
I would surely like to know,
He ran off with MY money too,
Ask Shoehorn!, his old bro.

Zak from YellowFiber,
Was pretty cozy with him as well,
But as far as I'm concerned,
James May can rot in hell.

I don't know about fighting,
My face was turned into a mess,
But as far as Bitcoins go,
I've got more than a few, I confess.

Theo the theologian, Chio the pirate

who the fuck knows what other fake nicks he had.

which is more important, big tits or a big ass?

He had many nicks,
All over this place,
But regardless of how many nicks he had,
He certainly had more than once face.

A big ass if very nice,
But big tits seem better,
If you're asking me to choose,
A nice rack will make me go get 'er.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

How come did Brazil get 5 straight goals in the first 29 minutes of the semi final?

I've seen your posts,
And decided you're lame,
But it you think Brazil scored 5,
You watched the wrong game.

Why are you not a famous rapper? Clearly you're way above Lil Wayne's skills.

When I spit fresh rhymes,
Other rappers die of fright.
Can't do it as a career,
My skin's too light.

Tell that to Eminem!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

Did you get this mt gox postcard?

I've been traveling too much to get mail,
But I heard some ran to the Japanese police,
And the final resolution,
Was those people got funds released.

Ok, probably last football themed question, but most important - which team will win the cup on Sunday?

Soccer isn't my thing,
They act like women in men's wigs,
But aside from being a moron,
Your Sig is way too fucking big.