I Love Sydney! - GoFuckYourself.com

marty · 03-09-2003, 08:38 PM

I LOVE SYDNEY BECAUSE.............

You can make over $100,000 per year and still can't afford a house.

You never bother looking at the train timetable because you know the drivers have never seen it either.

You order organic fruit and vegetables online, but eat out every night anyway.

You spend more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine.

You spend $400+ per week for your room in an apartment with stunning harbour and beach views and European appliances; and spend a total of forty hours a week there, of which thirty-seven are spent sleeping.

You contemplate calling a taxi from your home to whereever you managed to park your car the night before.

You spend thirty minutes in a traffic jam next to a car that has more power going to its speakers than its wheels.

You know everyone's e-mail and mobile number but not their last name or home address.

You can roll sushi, make pasta and keep your red curry paste recipe under lock and key... but couldn't roast a chicken to save your life.

Your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he emigrated to Australia.

Your co-worker tells you he/she has eight body piercings but none is visible.

You can't remember... is dope illegal?

You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

You have a very strong opinion on where your coffee beans are grown, and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, conversational Italian or building your own website.

A man in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps gets on the bus and you don't notice.

You are genuinely surprised when you meet someone who was actually born in Sydney.

Your hairdresser is straight; your plumber is gay, and your Avon lady is a drag queen.

sandz · 03-09-2003, 08:55 PM

hehe so true

I don't think I'll be moving from Brisbane in a hurry

Groove · 03-09-2003, 10:15 PM

LOL! All so TRUE

Dj Furious · 03-09-2003, 10:23 PM

that is all very true...! I'm livin in manly.. samefuckin shit,maybe even worse

BRISK · 03-09-2003, 10:27 PM

Sydney rocks!

One of the best cities in the world.

austinth · 03-09-2003, 11:36 PM

She is All Good!!!

HardProfits · 03-10-2003, 02:04 AM

Sydney - Best City to Visit

Melboune - Best City for Coffee & Baklava

Adelaide - Best City For Praying

Canberra - Best City for Roundabouts

Perth - Best City to escape the world

Hobart - Best city to yawn to death

Brisbane - Best City to live in

03-09-2003, 08:38 PM	#1
marty Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,656	I Love Sydney! I LOVE SYDNEY BECAUSE............. You can make over $100,000 per year and still can't afford a house. You never bother looking at the train timetable because you know the drivers have never seen it either. You order organic fruit and vegetables online, but eat out every night anyway. You spend more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine. You spend $400+ per week for your room in an apartment with stunning harbour and beach views and European appliances; and spend a total of forty hours a week there, of which thirty-seven are spent sleeping. You contemplate calling a taxi from your home to whereever you managed to park your car the night before. You spend thirty minutes in a traffic jam next to a car that has more power going to its speakers than its wheels. You know everyone's e-mail and mobile number but not their last name or home address. You can roll sushi, make pasta and keep your red curry paste recipe under lock and key... but couldn't roast a chicken to save your life. Your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he emigrated to Australia. Your co-worker tells you he/she has eight body piercings but none is visible. You can't remember... is dope illegal? You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor. You have a very strong opinion on where your coffee beans are grown, and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian. A really great parking space can move you to tears. You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga, conversational Italian or building your own website. A man in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps gets on the bus and you don't notice. You are genuinely surprised when you meet someone who was actually born in Sydney. Your hairdresser is straight; your plumber is gay, and your Avon lady is a drag queen.

03-09-2003, 08:55 PM	#2
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03-09-2003, 10:23 PM	#4
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03-09-2003, 10:27 PM	#5
BRISK Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,240	Sydney rocks! One of the best cities in the world. __________________ I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

03-09-2003, 11:36 PM	#6
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03-09-2003, 10:15 PM	#3
Groove Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,852	LOL! All so TRUE

03-10-2003, 02:04 AM	#7
HardProfits So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: BrizVegas Posts: 346	Sydney - Best City to Visit Melboune - Best City for Coffee & Baklava Adelaide - Best City For Praying Canberra - Best City for Roundabouts Perth - Best City to escape the world Hobart - Best city to yawn to death Brisbane - Best City to live in