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Mutt · 07-01-2014, 02:35 AM

Einstein was known to be a horndog, cheated on two wives. I wonder if he got hot floozies who wanted to be able to say they fucked the smartest guy on the planet. He was a professor at Princeton with a college campus filled with young attractive women. I imagine him at colleges bars trolling for poontang, 'How would you like to come back to my place and look at my equations dollface?' Pretty much Paul Markham with a Nobel Prize.

nico-t · 07-01-2014, 04:29 AM

years ago there was a site where you could submit a pic of your face, and using facial recognition it gathered people you look like the most.

My results were the young Einstein & colin farrell.

So he was a good looking guy back then

seeandsee · 07-01-2014, 05:37 AM

He died from syfilis

Joshua G · 07-01-2014, 05:45 AM

off topic

but i learned in college that ben franklin, when he was 70 something years old, went to france as the ambassador to the colonies to solicit Frances help in the revolution. Due to his works in the USA, he was quite famous in france & when he was at the french quarter, he got SO LAID by the hottest babes in france!

they didnt tell us that in high school.

NewOldPlayer · 07-01-2014, 05:45 AM

He was a coke fiend. Had a major coke habit for years leading up to his death. And back then, the coke was awesome! Not stepped on shit like today. He was doing top grade and banging hot chics. Died of heart problems, which most think was from the coke.

PR_Glen · 07-01-2014, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by seeandsee

He died from syfilis

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Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer

He was a coke fiend. Had a major coke habit for years leading up to his death. And back then, the coke was awesome! Not stepped on shit like today. He was doing top grade and banging hot chics. Died of heart problems, which most think was from the coke.

no he did not...

NewOldPlayer · 07-01-2014, 05:58 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

no he did not...

Albert Einstein
Labeled baisically as the smartest man alive. Father of Modern Physics. Partical Theory, Motion of Molecules, E=MC2, etc. The list goes on, it's Einstein. The man who looked at these theoreis of light, space, time and picked them apart, disected them, proved a better way to explain it. Proved a better wayt o explain the universe as a whole. Even his last name is now a synonym for "genius."

The autopsy of his death showed that his auortic aneurysm was most likely caused by his several years of cocaine use. Traces of LSD and DMT (another psychadelic) were found in his system.

Death: April 18th, 1955

That man loved his coke and loved the ladies. Freud was a huge coke addict also. These "brainiacs" thought they were above it, and could handle it.

MaxCandy · 07-01-2014, 06:03 AM

E = Mc2 = Lots of pussy.

Rochard · 07-01-2014, 08:40 AM

I hope he got lots of pussy...

marcop · 07-01-2014, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer

He was a coke fiend. Had a major coke habit for years leading up to his death. And back then, the coke was awesome! Not stepped on shit like today. He was doing top grade and banging hot chics. Died of heart problems, which most think was from the coke.

Like John Entwhistle... so Einstein lived (and died) like a rock star.

Aidoru · 07-01-2014, 09:27 AM

I really doubt it he seemed like a fruitcake

over38 · 07-01-2014, 11:51 AM

In those times cocaine was used as a medicine too, for toothaches pain releaf etc

ilnjscb · 07-01-2014, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by over38

In those times cocaine was used as a medicine too, for toothaches pain releaf etc

LOL cocaine was outlawed in the US in 1914 - Einstein died 40 years later.

PR_Glen · 07-01-2014, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by NewOldPlayer

Albert Einstein
Labeled baisically as the smartest man alive. Father of Modern Physics. Partical Theory, Motion of Molecules, E=MC2, etc. The list goes on, it's Einstein. The man who looked at these theoreis of light, space, time and picked them apart, disected them, proved a better way to explain it. Proved a better wayt o explain the universe as a whole. Even his last name is now a synonym for "genius."

The autopsy of his death showed that his auortic aneurysm was most likely caused by his several years of cocaine use. Traces of LSD and DMT (another psychadelic) were found in his system.

Death: April 18th, 1955

That man loved his coke and loved the ladies. Freud was a huge coke addict also. These "brainiacs" thought they were above it, and could handle it.

i'm so surprised why you didn't have a link to go along with this... teenink.com

auortic aneurysm is spelled wrong and those can happen to anyone. My grandfather died of the exact same thing at 86 and, aside from drinking heavily, never touched any other drugs.

some drunk guy in a bar tells you a story, that doesn't make it true....

mineistaken · 07-01-2014, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

years ago there was a site where you could submit a pic of your face, and using facial recognition it gathered people you look like the most.

Sites like these these days? Would be fun

DerekMister33 · 07-03-2014, 07:30 AM

I am sure he did !! LOL

Raymonpow · 07-03-2014, 08:48 AM

He was a man......what a question, he liked deep ass

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