Is it illegal to creampie rodents?

[DWB]

It's not unusual for Thais to botch words like house, pronouncing it hout, or Micheal pronounced as Michen, but today was a first.

I had a very vocal girl on set tonight, and once her cock was out, all she kept saying was, "I want to cum in your mouse."

Of course, she meant MOUTH. I stopped to correct her a few times before giving up and just rolling with it. I suppose there is some freaky dude(s) out there who has a fantasy where his pet mouse gets a creampie from an Asian shemale.

Juicy, hit me up if you want a one-on-one cam show with her. But bring all your mice, you're gonna need them.

[420]

Two things come to mind.

1. You should have asked her to say mouse and she would have pronounced it mout.
2. When I think of mouse butt holes (which is often) I think of very small things.

[DWB]

Originally Posted by 420

1. You should have asked her to say mouse and she would have pronounced it mout.

That is exactly what I tried! In theory, it should have worked. A few times she would say it right, but once she got into her little world again, stroking her little she-cock, she would revert back to mouse. It was pretty funny. I'll edit it out of course, but it was a hoot to hear someone say such a thing over and over, while trying to be sexy.

[Ethereal]

CreampieRodents.com purchased, soon Imma roll in cash!

[sandman!]

[glowlite]

Originally Posted by DWB

That is exactly what I tried! In theory, it should have worked. A few times she would say it right, but once she got into her little world again, stroking her little she-cock, she would revert back to mouse. It was pretty funny. I'll edit it out of course, but it was a hoot to hear someone say such a thing over and over, while trying to be sexy.

I get it now.
At first glance I thought it was another useless shit post by currentlysober.

Good to go ...............

[Captain Kawaii]

If the mice are shaved....I'm in.

[VikingMan]

Her Thai boyfriend is probably hung like a mouse.

[Captain Kawaii]

Originally Posted by DWB

That is exactly what I tried! In theory, it should have worked. A few times she would say it right, but once she got into her little world again, stroking her little she-cock, she would revert back to mouse. It was pretty funny. I'll edit it out of course, but it was a hoot to hear someone say such a thing over and over, while trying to be sexy.

Don't edit them all out. It will endear her to her fans. And remind guys who have been to Thailand the funny things thai people say...as they are masturbating.

[rowan]