I forgot that's my motto as well :-)):Graucho

Lightspeed - That's how fast you will cancel your membership.

:1orglaugh Just kidding!

Lightspeed - We satisfy all your needs, fast.

One half of our brains tied behind our backs just to make it fair... Lightspeed.

We are a part of the Lightspeed Nation.

Got Lightspeed?

You've come a long way, Lightspeed.

When you care enough to smoke the very best... Lightspeed.

Lightspeed. The quicker picker-upper.

They counted on Lightspeed to be passive. They counted wrong.

Just Lightspeed it.

Lightspeed. We try harder.

Lightspeed, the reason for your erection.

You're in good hands with Lightspeed.

I Lightspeed, therefore I am.

Lightspeed saves.

What would Lightspeed do?

Lightspeed. Don't leave home without it.

Lightspeed - we try harder.

Nothing cums between me and my Lightspeed.

Lightspeed, take me away!

Lightspeed. Because you're worth it.

Lightspeed - you'll love the way we fly.

Lightspeed - flying the friendly skies.

Lightspeed - it keeps going, and going, and ...

Lightspeed - we bring good things to life.

Come to where the money is. Come to Lightspeed country.

(Okay I've got work to do, lol...)

e=m(lightspeed)2

ejaculation = (muffs)(lightspeed)squared

Some light physics banter.( I could't get the "squared factor" right)

Better living through Lightspeed.

Put some Lightspeed in your tank.

Lightspeed is good for you.

Only Lightspeed would do this.

So Lightspeed.


Lightspeed: We?re already there.

Lightspeed: Dare us.

Lightspeed: Get in.

Behold The Power Of Lightspeed!!!!

Lightspeed, our anal warts are in remission
Lightspeed, today's "new coke"
Lightspeed, 19th century technology today.
Lightspeed, we're more than just a couple of gay guys
Lightspeed, more than just tits on a bull
Lightspeed, better than a tricked out pacer.


Wow, this could be fun :1orglaugh

Lightspeed - maker of a module array ASIC.
(See lightspeed.com to get that one.)

Lightspeed - 299,292,458 clicks/second

Here's a bad physics joke:

A neutron walks into a bar, he asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender looks at him and says "For you, no charge."

And a worse one:
Heisenburg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says " Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."

While i'm way off topic.. here's a photo of a coconut:

http://www.cs.umb.edu/jfklibrary/ima...ea-coconut.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Dude your banner looks like that girl is pulling her tongue out of her mouth... yuck!

:1orglaugh

funny shit

"Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids." might get you into a little trouble.

Wow the watermelon did look like her tounge....looks better in full screen video, anyways back to Red Star Cash for now until I replace it with Lightspeed Cash.

Lightspeed, for all your 2000 parts.

lightspeed, the place for your seed....

Lightspeed: Fast. Quick. Fast.

Light. Speed. Cash.

How about this one:

"Fi' Li'spe' sammiches foe only fi' niney fi'!" (think Ray Charles)

Carrie :thumbsup :thumbsup

12clicks made my day :)

virgins that bleed, only at lightspeed!


ick. that is gross stuff. i need to stop drinking.

stop listening to creed, turn up the lightspeed.


ah ah what about that one? :Graucho

pull down your pants and do the deed, wax that ass with lightspeed.