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  • SteveLightspeed
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2001
    • 7940
    #1

    Help! Need a catchy new slogan

    I need a catchy new slogan for our upcoming announement. Something fun and familiar, not too cliche... Here's a few, let me know which you like best? thanks

    Steve Lightspeed


    4 out of 5 Dentists Surveyed prefer Lightspeed.
    8 out of 10 Cat Lovers with a preference, prefer Lightspeed
    Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Lightspeed.
    Choosy Mothers Choose Lightspeed.
    Come See the Softer Side of Lightspeed.
    Ding-Dong! Lightspeed Calling!
    Don't Leave Home Without Lightspeed.
    Feel the Lightspeed.
    For Those Times When You Feel "Not So Fresh" -- use Lightspeed.
    Get Some Lightspeed On You.
    Ho Ho Ho, Green Lightspeed.
    I Bet He Drinks Lightspeed.
    I have a Headache that has Lightspeed Written All Over It!
    I'm Cuckoo For Lightspeed.
    Lightspeed - Good to the Last Drop.
    Lightspeed - It Looks Good on You.
    Lightspeed, the Other White Meat.
    Lightspeed-tested, Mother-Approved.
    Little. Yellow. Different. Lightspeed.
    Mama Mia, That'sa One Spicy Lightspeed!
    Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's Lightspeed.
    Moms Like You Choose Lightspeed.
    Only Lightspeed Can Prevent Forest Fires.
    Please Don't Squeeze The Lightspeed.
    Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Lightspeed.
    Recommended By Dr. Lightspeed.
    Ribbed For Her Lightspeed.
    Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids.
    Splash Lightspeed All Over.
    There's Always Room For Lightspeed.
    We'll Leave The Lightspeed On For You.
    Whatever You're Into, Get Into Lightspeed.
    Wow! I Could Have Had a Lightspeed!
    You've Got Questions. We've Got Lightspeed.
    Abra-cadabra!
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    • asuna
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 8743
      #2
      Lightspeed - you better know who we is!

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        • stocktrader23
          Let's do some business.
          • Jan 2003
          • 18781
          #3
          You may want to hire a few writers.



          Silly Rabbit, Lightspeed is for Kids.

          Definately would stay away from that one.


          Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life

          "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be."

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            • Jer
              God is Brazilian
              • Feb 2001
              • 10601
              #4
              Nice brainstorm, Lightspeed.

              "Have a brainstorm with Lightspeed"... bah, it's 3AM I can't think.

              Edit: And can't type too. I typed "3PM", damn.

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                • Pointless
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 2142
                  #5
                  355 north
                  Adultdatelink.com

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                    • oscer
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 2834
                      #6
                      hahaha feel the lightspeed


                      How about

                      Lightspeed is what you need !!
                      XR Networks
                      Dedicated | VPS | Shared Hosting
                      ICQ 42602565

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                        • Dildozer
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 7519
                          #7
                          Lightspeed: It does a body good
                          Spam link here

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                            • Jer
                              God is Brazilian
                              • Feb 2001
                              • 10601
                              #8
                              Lightspeed - As fast as you join our company you'll exit

                              j/k Steve

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                                • sweetums
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Feb 2003
                                  • 2534
                                  #9
                                  LS...

                                  I'm liking the "Wow...I coulda had a Lightspeed!!"...you could do a ton with that one

                                  How 'bout..."Where's the Lightspeed?"...hehehe
                                  ICQ: 114549321

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                                    • xxxdesign-net
                                      My hips don't lie
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 10129
                                      #10
                                      What about:

                                      Lightspeed, we wrote 20 slogans in 20 seconds

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                                        • Voodoo
                                          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 10600
                                          #11
                                          Lightspeed, it's what's for dinner.

                                          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                            • Jer
                                              God is Brazilian
                                              • Feb 2001
                                              • 10601
                                              #12
                                              Lightpeed. Just join it.

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                                                • nofx
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                  • 16826
                                                  #13
                                                  Lightspeed, we smoke crack and worship satan!

                                                  Often times I wonder why
                                                  There's love and hate, theres live or die.
                                                  When sickness comes I must decide:
                                                  When feelings go, theres suicide.

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                                                    • TheJimmy
                                                      ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0
                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                      • 10747
                                                      #14
                                                      My dog saw those Lightspeed sites and started humping everything in sight!
                                                      Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.

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                                                        • Plugger
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                          • 592
                                                          #15
                                                          It is a tough choice, but but the one about dentists scares me

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                                                            • frankfortuna
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2002
                                                              • 1504
                                                              #16
                                                              Ride the Lightspeed.

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                                                                • SteveLightspeed
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                  • 7940
                                                                  #17
                                                                  How about "Lightspeed -- the speed at which Lensman locks my threads"
                                                                  Abra-cadabra!

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                                                                    • Bored
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                                      • 1011
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Masturbate @ light speed.
                                                                      Lightspeed - kicking ass and taking names
                                                                      Stroking @ light speed, one user at a time.
                                                                      Lightspeed - Betcha cant view just one.

                                                                      ok I suck, moving on.
                                                                      If Satan Wore a Hairpeice, there would be HELL TOUPEE!!
                                                                      HTML Porn
                                                                      pbbc fo li

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                                                                        • Lily
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                                          • 147
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Can't believe I didn't see

                                                                          Lightspeed - Finger Lickin' Good.

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                                                                            • HollywoodChris
                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                              • Mar 2003
                                                                              • 1282
                                                                              #20
                                                                              over 1 billlion served... lightspeed

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                                                                                • Babaganoosh
                                                                                  ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥
                                                                                  • Nov 2001
                                                                                  • 15841
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Lightspeed -- We're better than a kick to the junk.
                                                                                  I like pie.

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                                                                                    • xxxinnovations
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                                                      • 1181
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by Jer
                                                                                      Lightspeed - As fast as you join our company you'll exit

                                                                                      j/k Steve
                                                                                      LOL
                                                                                      Need CUSTOM T-Shirts or Custom ANYTHING? We'll Fucking do it!
                                                                                      ICQ 37639971 or call 800-920-1233

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                                                                                        • hybrid
                                                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                                          • 3253
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          "The only thing better than shooting a lightspeed girl is making money off a lightspeed girl."

                                                                                          Profits at the speed of light.
                                                                                          ----------------------------------------------

                                                                                          I know, I'm the money man.

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                                                                                            • FiReC
                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 2350
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              lightspeed - it's good for ya
                                                                                              www.nubilefilms.com | www.nubiles.net | www.anilos.com | tubescript.nubiles.net | icq4162727

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                                                                                                • iwantchixx
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                                                                  • 12860
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Lightspeed - where the men are men and the sheep are scared

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                                                                                                    • jim manly
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                                                                      • 605
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Got lightspeed?

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                                                                                                        • AzteK
                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                                                                          • 3451
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Lightspeed - that's how long he lasts.

                                                                                                          Just playin

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                                                                                                            • Brujah
                                                                                                              Beer Money Baron
                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                              • 22157
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Lightspeed 101 - cheap but effective marketing gimmicks.

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                                                                                                                • FiReC
                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                  • Jan 2002
                                                                                                                  • 2350
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  lightspeed - sure beats mowing the lawn
                                                                                                                  don't forget the lightspeed
                                                                                                                  whose got lightspeed
                                                                                                                  lightspeed for breakfast lunch and dinner
                                                                                                                  top it off with a little lightspeed
                                                                                                                  nothing beats a good lightspeed
                                                                                                                  blowjob or lightspeed...i think ill take the blowjob
                                                                                                                  www.nubilefilms.com | www.nubiles.net | www.anilos.com | tubescript.nubiles.net | icq4162727

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                                                                                                                    • VirtuMike
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • May 2002
                                                                                                                      • 2483
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Buy my lightspeed!
                                                                                                                      Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

                                                                                                                      XYZZY4L

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                                                                                                                        • El Pres
                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                                                                                          • 382
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Lightspeed, I liked it so much I bought the company.
                                                                                                                          http://www.sdm-soluciones.com/design/

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                                                                                                                            • PersianKitty
                                                                                                                              Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                              • 7785
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              I feel the need... the need for Lightspeed.
                                                                                                                              Last edited by PersianKitty; 03-09-2003, 11:21 PM.

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                                                                                                                                • PersianKitty
                                                                                                                                  Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                  • 7785
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  Prepare ship for light speed!
                                                                                                                                  No, no, no, light speed is too slow!
                                                                                                                                  Light speed, too slow?!
                                                                                                                                  Yes, we're gonna have to go right to . . . ludicrous speed!
                                                                                                                                  Ludicrous speed?! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if the ship can take it.
                                                                                                                                  What's the matter Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?

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                                                                                                                                    • Zebra
                                                                                                                                      Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                      • 5091
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I knew it was only a matter of time till some wacko brought up SpaceBalls.. figures it was you Peekers
                                                                                                                                      Old School

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                                                                                                                                        • PersianKitty
                                                                                                                                          Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                          • 7785
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Zebra
                                                                                                                                          I knew it was only a matter of time till some wacko brought up SpaceBalls.. figures it was you Peekers
                                                                                                                                          Heyy.. gimmee a break.. I did TopGun first.

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                                                                                                                                            • PersianKitty
                                                                                                                                              Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                                                              • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                              • 7785
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Mother, Jugs and Lightspeed??!!

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                                                                                                                                                • Zebra
                                                                                                                                                  Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                                                                                                                  • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                  • 5091
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  We like Juggs at Lightspeed.. and some Mothers too! MILF!
                                                                                                                                                  Old School

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                                                                                                                                                    • PersianKitty
                                                                                                                                                      Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                      • 7785
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Damn the torpedoes! Full Lightspeed ahead!
                                                                                                                                                      Last edited by PersianKitty; 03-09-2003, 11:33 PM.

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                                                                                                                                                        • PersianKitty
                                                                                                                                                          Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                                                                          • 7785
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          You're in good hands with Lightspeed.

                                                                                                                                                          Snap, Crackle, Lightspeed!

                                                                                                                                                          Lightspeed! The quicker-picker-upper!

                                                                                                                                                          Say it with Lightspeed.

                                                                                                                                                          A Lightspeed a day helps you work, rest and play.

                                                                                                                                                          Dude! Get a Lightspeed!

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                                                                                                                                                            • Mutt
                                                                                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                              • 34431
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Lightspeed - For the Cock Lover in All of Us!
                                                                                                                                                              I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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                                                                                                                                                                • kristin
                                                                                                                                                                  GOO!
                                                                                                                                                                  • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                  • 9768
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Lightspeed
                                                                                                                                                                  I need a catchy new slogan for our upcoming announement. Something fun and familiar, not too cliche... Here's a few, let me know which you like best? thanks

                                                                                                                                                                  Steve Lightspeed


                                                                                                                                                                  Ribbed For Her Lightspeed.
                                                                                                                                                                  It's late on a Sunday night and this just made me laugh....
                                                                                                                                                                  Vacares rules.

                                                                                                                                                                  "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."

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                                                                                                                                                                    • Paparazzi
                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                      • 3488
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Go with Lightspeed or you end up with a horse head in your bed

                                                                                                                                                                      Pure Level(3) Premium Bandwidth
                                                                                                                                                                      When Quality Counts

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                                                                                                                                                                        • Voodoo
                                                                                                                                                                          ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠
                                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                          • 10600
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          On the first day, God said, "Let there be Lightspeed".

                                                                                                                                                                          "I'm selflessly supporting the common good, but only coincidentally looking out for No.1."

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                                                                                                                                                                            • Brujah
                                                                                                                                                                              Beer Money Baron
                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 22157
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Lightspeed Kills.

                                                                                                                                                                              No refund.

                                                                                                                                                                              Einstein approved.

                                                                                                                                                                              It's the only way you'll ever get laid.

                                                                                                                                                                              Join now or we'll kill this dog.

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                                                                                                                                                                                • Serge Litehead
                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                  • 5190
                                                                                                                                                                                  #45
                                                                                                                                                                                  move at the lightspeed

                                                                                                                                                                                  lightspeed bangwagon

                                                                                                                                                                                  lightspeed - people ahead of you.

                                                                                                                                                                                  chill at the speed of light, lightspeed

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                                                                                                                                                                                    • Gemini
                                                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                      • 7183
                                                                                                                                                                                      #46
                                                                                                                                                                                      Gimme a little Love...

                                                                                                                                                                                      Gimme a lil Light speed...

                                                                                                                                                                                      Get down tonight! (doot! doot!)

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                                                                                                                                                                                      Speed.... Hot LightSpeed...
                                                                                                                                                                                      Last edited by Gemini; 03-10-2003, 03:35 AM.
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                                                                                                                                                                                        • Buzz_Aziani
                                                                                                                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                          • Sep 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                          • 567
                                                                                                                                                                                          #47
                                                                                                                                                                                          choosy moms choose Lightspeed

                                                                                                                                                                                          Im not only the owner, Im a client
                                                                                                                                                                                          Aziani.com
                                                                                                                                                                                          2Poles1HOle.com

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                                                                                                                                                                                            • nocostporn
                                                                                                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                              • Mar 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                              • 5228
                                                                                                                                                                                              #48
                                                                                                                                                                                              Lightspeed-we should pay for advertising or take a banning
                                                                                                                                                                                              CashTheChecks.com -coming soon-
                                                                                                                                                                                              "Exclusive sites for Exclusive Webmasters"
                                                                                                                                                                                              ICQ-119966868,add me first don't message

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                                                                                                                                                                                                • TheGoldenChild
                                                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • May 2002
                                                                                                                                                                                                  • 6940
                                                                                                                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                                                                                                                  LIGHTSPEED-

                                                                                                                                                                                                  "WE MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY-
                                                                                                                                                                                                  BUT WE WILL GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER!"

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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Zebra
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Banned from Kimmy's couch
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • Oct 2001
                                                                                                                                                                                                      • 5091
                                                                                                                                                                                                      #50
                                                                                                                                                                                                      KB - Quit talking about yoself!
                                                                                                                                                                                                      Old School

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