Crazy Canadians, arrest man for masturbating with cucumber - GoFuckYourself.com

Dvae · 06-08-2014, 04:20 AM

You guys are really getting tough on crime.

A man has appeared in court after he was spotted masturbating in a library whilst holding a cucumber.

Frederick Tennyson Davis was arrested at a Toronto library on Saturday ? after staff recognised him from a similar incident back in April.

?On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits down next to him and he opens up his laptop,? Constable David Hopkinson told the Toronto Sun.
He then said Davis began masturbating with one hand, while holding the green vegetable in the other.

?He was not using the cucumber [to pleasure himself] as far as I?m aware. It was held in his other hand ? multitasking,? he added.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014...ef=mostpopular

CDSmith · 06-08-2014, 10:41 AM

I showed the arresting officer this thread.

He said: "What should we have done, tossed him a salad?"

:D

Sid70 · 06-08-2014, 11:11 AM

Mental institution, fee, or whatever you do in a civilized world, except the beating.

2MuchMark · 06-08-2014, 02:33 PM

But you see, that was Toronto. While it's not fully legal here in Quebec, some bars now allow it. Some bars on crescent street have "cucumber rooms" or "La salle de concombre" as they are known. The free ones sometimes just require a nice tip to the doorman, while some of the upscale clubs now have cushy seating, bottle service, etc.

06-08-2014, 04:20 AM	#1
Dvae Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: US Posts: 5,326	Crazy Canadians, arrest man for masturbating with cucumber You guys are really getting tough on crime. A man has appeared in court after he was spotted masturbating in a library whilst holding a cucumber. Frederick Tennyson Davis was arrested at a Toronto library on Saturday ? after staff recognised him from a similar incident back in April. ?On April 7, he sits down and a (26-year-old woman) sits down next to him and he opens up his laptop,? Constable David Hopkinson told the Toronto Sun. He then said Davis began masturbating with one hand, while holding the green vegetable in the other. ?He was not using the cucumber [to pleasure himself] as far as I?m aware. It was held in his other hand ? multitasking,? he added. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014...ef=mostpopular __________________ . . Arguing with a troll is a lot like wrestling in the mud with a pig, after a couple of hours you realize the pig likes it.

06-08-2014, 10:41 AM	#2
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I showed the arresting officer this thread. He said: "What should we have done, tossed him a salad?" :D __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

06-08-2014, 11:11 AM	#3
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06-08-2014, 02:33 PM	#4
2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 49,009	But you see, that was Toronto. While it's not fully legal here in Quebec, some bars now allow it. Some bars on crescent street have "cucumber rooms" or "La salle de concombre" as they are known. The free ones sometimes just require a nice tip to the doorman, while some of the upscale clubs now have cushy seating, bottle service, etc. __________________ Custom Coding \| Videochat Solutions \| Age Verification \| IT Help & Support www.2Much.net