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Just Alex 06-07-2014 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by yuu (Post 20114995)
Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?

Buy convertible Mazda Miata, drive around club's parking lot playing "Thong Song" type of music and keep flashing your gold chains and pinkie ring. Oh, Hawaiian shirt is a must.

The Hun 06-07-2014 11:59 AM

Hide the body I guess...

ErectMedia 06-07-2014 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by deltav (Post 20115165)
Get a 5th of bourbon, drink while chain smoking and playing the Smiths all evening, then drunkenly call her at 2am, when she doesn't answer drive over to her place and throw rocks at the window until neighbors call the police.

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Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 20115481)
Do what every man on this planet does - hit the bar with some friends, keep telling them "thank god I got rid of that bitch," then 6 hours, 4 whiskeys and 12 beers later call her on the cell sobbing and tell her she's your soul mate and the love of your life and you want her "baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack"

most realistic posts :1orglaugh

too many bounce from relationship to relationship, enjoy being single, make yourself happy with yourself/life and the rest will follow, nothing wrong with sampling the buffet before you pick your main course :2 cents:

American Psycho 06-07-2014 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20115132)
Get out of dodge. If i was single right now i would be tapping so much South Korean pussy it is unreal. They almost throw themselves at you here.

1. Hit the gym.
2. Make money.
3. Establish a harem.

Do you have suggestions on accommodations or cities to visit there?

mineistaken 06-07-2014 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20115017)
Draw up plans of how to ensure you stay single for as long as possible

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

Unless you are white, then you have an obligation to take care of population.

mineistaken 06-07-2014 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20115260)
Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

Call her all hours of the day and night

Masturbate furiously to her old photos

Cry on her answering machine

Start stalking her

Vandalize her car

Follow her new man, you know she has one

Tattoo her name on your arm

Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

Kidnap her cat

Spend hours reading her facebook pages

Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

I hope I helped ??.


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Funny thing that big portion of male specimen do that. Disgrace to mankind :1orglaugh

mineistaken 06-07-2014 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by vvvvv (Post 20115443)
Don't get another girlfriend you fucking dip shit!

And this if for the win. :winkwink:

bigPunk 06-07-2014 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20115128)
Fucking move to Thailand while you still can!

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thum bsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup: thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

mineistaken 06-07-2014 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20115071)
OK first I do not believe you had a girlfriend, let alone 2 in 4 years. But I won't specualte how those relationships ended because I know you're probably hurting right now....

You don't believe he had a GF, yet you know he is hurting? :winkwink:

mineistaken 06-07-2014 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bigPunk (Post 20115833)
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thum bsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup: thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

That's for losers who can't get laid in own countries :winkwink:

2MuchMark 06-07-2014 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by yuu (Post 20114995)
Well, im single again,after 2 years living with my girlfriend ( ex girlfriend now )
Second time that happend in the last 4 years :P

What will be the first thing that you do after being single again after a couple years ?

Go to the clubs you used to go to and enjoy how much older you now feel. :)

cam_girls 06-07-2014 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20115260)
Leave 100's of text messages on your ex's phone

Call her all hours of the day and night

Masturbate furiously to her old photos

Cry on her answering machine

Start stalking her

Vandalize her car

Follow her new man, you know she has one

Tattoo her name on your arm

Call her friends and whine about how perfect the two of you were

Kidnap her cat

Spend hours reading her facebook pages

Start referring to her as your lost soul-mate

I hope I helped ??.


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Yeh but I got a date on the 102nd text message!! :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

DWB 06-07-2014 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20115128)
Fucking move to Thailand while you still can!

:2 cents:

Every person I know who came out of a relationship got the recommendation to come to Thailand to fuck their ex out of existence. Of those who came, they got over it pretty quick and loved every day of their trip. Those who didn't are still drowning in misery while their ex plays games with them.

mineistaken 06-07-2014 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DWB (Post 20115974)
:2 cents:

Every person I know who came out of a relationship got the recommendation to come to Thailand to fuck their ex out of existence. Of those who came, they got over it pretty quick and loved every day of their trip. Those who didn't are still drowning in misery while their ex plays games with them.

So they can not fuck chicks in their home countries? Supports my loser theory.. :2 cents:

Maraschino 06-07-2014 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia (Post 20115817)
too many bounce from relationship to relationship, enjoy being single, make yourself happy with yourself/life and the rest will follow

:2 cents:

Seth Manson 06-07-2014 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20115978)
So they can not fuck chicks in their home countries? Supports my loser theory.. :2 cents:

Try opening your mind a little, just a little. :drinkup

Phoenix 06-07-2014 06:27 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20115978)
So they can not fuck chicks in their home countries? Supports my loser theory.. :2 cents:

I think even a loser can get laid in any country.
However if you want to bang 2-3 girls who are 9,10's at the sametime daily.
Thailand is your best bet..lol

You do know what industry this board supports right?

mineistaken 06-08-2014 05:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20116057)
I think even a loser can get laid in any country.
However if you want to bang 2-3 girls who are 9,10's at the sametime daily.
Thailand is your best bet..lol

You do know what industry this board supports right?

Well if we speak industry I think Thailand is illegal for porn meisters to do anything in.

By the way you just said that South Korea is that easy :)

Also - thai 9s and 10s compare to white 6s and 7s, so... :)

pornmasta 06-08-2014 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20116339)

Also - thai 9s and 10s compare to white 6s and 7s, so... :)

9s and 10s ? 6s and 7s ?

what's that ? their grade ?

yuu.design 06-08-2014 08:00 AM

hi guys, thanks the cool and the funny advices :)
My ex gf its moving today, so ill back to home tomorrow, im now at a real cool hotel
Im fine about the situation, the hard part its thinking about let her alone after 2 years of protecting her and giving her a nice life, but life its hard somethimes
Im thinking about what to do now, first thing will be gym, i gain some pounds last years. Second thing will be to get a girl just to get laid, i dont want to miss my ex gf for just sex and think she its the only way to have relax ( that happen to me before with my other ex gf and ill back to her after some weeks just for not haivng sex with other girl )
Ill focus in work, but ill not work as many hours like right now, i think i have to get some free time for my self.
Will be hard but good times are about to come :)

yuu.design 06-08-2014 08:01 AM

hi guys, thanks the cool and the funny advices :)
My ex gf its moving today, so ill back to home tomorrow, im now at a real cool hotel
Im fine about the situation, the hard part its thinking about let her alone after 2 years of protecting her and giving her a nice life, but life its hard somethimes
Im thinking about what to do now, first thing will be gym, i gain some pounds last years. Second thing will be to get a girl just to get laid, i dont want to miss my ex gf for just sex and think she its the only way to have relax ( that happen to me before with my other ex gf and ill back to her after some weeks just for not haivng sex with other girl )
Ill focus in work, but ill not work as many hours like right now, i think i have to get some free time for my self.
Will be hard but good times are about to come :)

yuu.design 06-08-2014 08:06 AM

Other thing ill not do will be... listen music for some weeks... dont want to fall into depressive songs that make me remember her

The Porn Nerd 06-08-2014 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20115834)
You don't believe he had a GF, yet you know he is hurting? :winkwink:

Even pretend girlfriends can leave scars. :D

I was joking - either the OP will find a new girl or wallow in depression until....he finds a new girl. Rinse/repeat.

SilentKnight 06-08-2014 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by yuu (Post 20116430)
Other thing ill not do will be... listen music for some weeks... dont want to fall into depressive songs that make me remember her

Exactly - fuck the gloomy, depressing crap.

Here's some inspiration:

(crank it)



mineistaken 06-08-2014 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20116488)
Exactly - fuck the gloomy, depressing crap.

Here's some inspiration:

(crank it)



Cool, I never thought rock songs can be good for the parties :thumbsup
Post more stuff :)


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