bean-aid

Just wondering? If it did not make in title it was... anything to shut that condescending, no making money, mother fucker up? Person is damianj

DamianJ

I didn't realise English wasn't your first language.

bean-aid

Good afternoon... are you giddy today? Hope you are having a good one... I read your posts in that jodete thread and I just wanted to reach out and say you are such a pussy. Not that him being outed has no merit... just the fact that you are a complete pussy.

DamianJ

That's better. Your English really improves when you are not off your tits.

Thanks for calling me a pussy. It means so much coming from you.

Rather than present any logical argument or point, just name call. It makes you look fucking hench.

Maybe you're annoyed because it reminds you of how easily I played you to get you banned?

bean-aid

errr... what? Do I really need to eduficate you on phone posting?

Doesn't matter, lets get back to point, you really stand out as the biggest whiner on this board... especially that joedete thread. Let me just recap some of your highlights:

"and JoeDebt's posts about me?"

"Shame he doesn't have the sense to use something other than my lovely soft skin to try and insult me. "

"Sure seems that way. Shame he is so stupid and unable to create a different posting style."

"Maybe he got lucky at one of these bars?

http://www.yellowpages.com/trenton-n...er-night-clubs"

"#busted"

"Tee hee.

If there is a scale of pwnage, this is a good measure of somewhere very near the top. "

"You are SHIT at this, boy.

Lolsome. "

"Bless you for trying though.

#busted"

"Oh dear, Joe. No wonder you are so very angry, bitter and like pretending to be a girl on the internet.

Lolsome. "

"Because I trolled you so hard when you were pretending to be a woman as onedree I got you banned."

"GFY loves fake nicks now. It = page views which = ad revenue."

"Page views = more important than fake nick trolls circumventing clear rules.

Markham will be invited back next."

"Ah,bitchskin. The weirdest insult in the history of the internet and one that onedree also used, until I pretended my mother had died and trolled him so hard he (she) insulted my mother and got banned. "

"Hey, it was enough to get him banned before GFY preferred upholding the rules instead of preferring page views...

It's just so obvious how to push some people's buttons when they person in question isn't awfully bright."

and... and... wait for it... wait for it... DamianJ pride and joy...



Fuck, fuck, fuck off pussy lips.

DamianJ

Imagine if you'd used the time it took you to cut and paste all my words (Markham used to do that all the time, you remind me of him) and did some work instead?

Maybe then you'd have a client list that is more than your ex-wife.


Oh, wait, of course you wouldn't because you'd have to be as stupid as DVTimes to trust a drug/booze addict who posts crazymanrants at 4am with any of your financials, my bad.

Do carry on.

Sly

Have you two considered Skype video calls?

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bean-aid

Didn't I warn you about posting that shit? Why don't you tell the mods how stupid they are again?

Also, FYI... I'm not a consultant for the interwebs like your pathetic existence relies on. I make my own money, I do it my way, and you can kindly step to the side. If making 8 times more money by doing it 1 way, over the next way, falls on the deaf and dumb... I am perfectly fine with that

DamianJ

hehe.

DamianJ

Yes. And I laughed at you.

If you don't want people to think you have a substance problem, stop posting madman rants at 4/5/6am.

Well you're clearly not because you go on about it constantly. Look at your sig. If something doesn't bother me, I don't mention it or think about it. You seem to be constantly annoyed that no one wants to take your awesome advice aside from your ex wife.

bean-aid

It's just you and Paully that got their rocks off. I mentioned in some older threads that you can easily double, triple, etc. sales by doing some basic fucking things. Things I learned really quickly in mainstream.

Many people emailed, many people took the advice... I'm not ranting at anyone. I'm just saying you are a dumb mother fucker. But more importantly, you are the internet's biggest pussy in the world... congrats!

Read these words very clearly you fucking fake, wanna be someone on the internet. If you get your own merchant account by people who know billing... if you put up a $0 trial and convert them to paid 2 or 3 days later... you will at the minimum double sales. Fuck... I can't be any more straight forward. You and your emailing fucking bullshit... fuck yourself already

DamianJ

Yup, you said that many many times and chastised your betters for not listening to you or taking your advice.

But, when you're sat in a pile of your own shit in piss stained undies posting madman rants at 5am why do you expect anyone to take you seriously any other time?

This is your problem, when you are high/drunk you think you are indestructible, and you post utterly insane, aggressive, nonsense.

You seem to forget about this on the rare times you are sober, and go off on rants, like the one above this post, about how awesome you are, yet the only person willing to say they have taken your advice and worked with you is your ex wife. Not one single other person will say they worked with you.

That silence speaks volumes about your knowledge, ability and comprehension about how others view you.

You'll learn one day. Hopefully before you kill yourself.

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bean-aid

http://sussexmagician.com/

I'm sorry, when I see your wordpress magician site it looks like a bunch of fake. Who has with every single photo... every single person hysterically laughing? Just curious... is that how yous do it in the UK?

Besides your adventure for shit on head... tell me this...

What does "DICKWANKERED" as "COCKWANKED" mean? Why do other magicians seem to hate you...

More importantly... why does everyone question you always? If your thing is shitting yourself in a 1 bedroom flat and hoping you can get another person to shit on you... that's your thing man.

I simply know more then you because I fought through the trenches and came out on the other side... your constant rhetoric of shitting and "undies" tells me that you have a pile full of loaded shit stained "undies" sitting in your 1 bedroom flat waiting for your next *gig*.

I'm sorry you are an angry ugly man... try a hooker.

bean-aid

p.s. before hooker... take a fucking shower!

oppoten

The answer is cock.

But I'm not here to bitch. Have luck

bean-aid

... and before you answer again daminaj... remember... I did it my way and 100% make my money from the internet. Not as a consultant... as the person who created something online and charged for it. Actually a few things but who cares about that...

So tell me baller... you need to get your comedy acts to get by now or what? Don't shit around the bush either... you make absolutely no fucking money online... yet you are entitled to educate others? answer that...

And can you please post another trick which does not involve cards? Try this... put yourself in a coffin and have Paully cut you in half while barefootsies sucks your toes... that would be a good magic trick!

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georgeyw

Where is this thread about jodete?

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Nice_Nick

Damian Jennings is a loser from Sussex that like to pretend he knows magic. He's proberbly working late into the night showing off his magic Chinese linking rings.

Damian, I meant to ask before but forgot. Is your alter ego Reuben Cooper and do you have anything to do with http://contractcleaningsussex.com ?

DamianJ

hi honey, sorry, been out performing my first one man show. It sold out. Reuban is my cleaner and I made him a website.

Does it piss you off your Uncle sacked you from looking after his CCTV business?

DamianJ

Ah I see why you are getting confused. You try and sell billing advice to people and no one in the world aside from your ex wife, who has a site associate with CCBILL, takes your advice.

I do magic, people love it, and I pay photographers to shoot the moments of them looking impressed. That is why I can charge $500 an hour for doing magic for events and weddings whilst you can charge nothing for advice no one trusts you for because you are a rampant substance abuser

The photos you refer to are genuine customers at genuine gigs reacting to me doing magic.

Sorry you find that so very hard to understand. You coming to Amsterdam or London shows? I will show you some magic then, and you will see how very fucking good at it I am.



Thanks for playing, I guess I touched a nerve, sorry.

DamianJ

Post a link to one of these money making sites. I dare you.

But I won't hold my breath, because you are a coward. I post with my real name. I post my real sites. You are a coward who hides behind a fake nick and is too scared to post his sites.

:D

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Nice_Nick

It wasn't my uncle numb nuts, it was my brother in law.

I wasn't sacked either I took a change of direction.

How did the show go?

Why you call me honey?

Nice_Nick

Only because everything that is shit about you has already been posted. No one can say anymore.
You can't protect your identity as you are already exposed. Others can attempt to protect themselves.

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Wow. I often lament the Malaysian workforce as being the biggest challenge to operating a successful business here - but then I come back to this board and realize the "first-world" is highly over-rated. Carry on ladies.

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No, there is nothing that will shut up DamianJ

bean-aid

You obviously know Sara Swirls is not my ex-wife, right? Stop with your shit, everyone on this board knows the relationship I have with her program.

That website is creepy and fake. A photographer did not *capture* that, the sit ins were paid to smile really freaky like. I know your type, and you are a very sad individual. Outside your 1 time gig every 2 months, you sit in your flat with a broken microwave and a dirty couch. Your socks stack up beside your couch, as does your dirty underwear, because you have no fucking washing machine. Even if you did have a washing machine, you would not use it because you are depressed, and cannot find anyone to like you.

So you resort to being the biggest dick on the internet... trying to find that *comfort* or *value* that you lack in the real world.

Sometimes you gotta just say... "Fuck, get my god damn self together damian... I really am a loser!"

Hope *you* get the help you need and that you do not need *adult* webmasters and program owners to substitute your happiness through their successes or failures. Again... you don't own an adult site, never owned a site that billed and makes money... and you really should just slink away in the shadows

bean-aid

Shit....

No. of Transactions Declined: 6
Transaction Amount Declined: $179.70

hold da phone...

No. of Transactions Charged: 4
Transaction Amount Charged: $119.80



Shit... that sucks. But this is ok...

Total Transactions: 12
Total Net of Transactions: 654.55

I guess it all fucking evens out... lol

DamianJ

Exposed? I use my real name. I am not a coward.

You, on the other hand, hide behind a fake nick and are too scared to post links to any of these amazing money sites you have. I guess you are just broke and have nothing worth showing, except your new crack pipe.

Bless you. I guess I hit a nerve.

DamianJ

Odd. Two weeks ago it was an amazing job and you were boasting about how you went in, did no work, worked on your adult sites, got paid and everyone loved you there. Now you're gone?

Doesn't sound like a change of direction.

Excellent. Sold out two nights, made a packet, had a brilliant time. Just getting the footage into final cut now. Then we can see if Beaner thinks all the people there clapping and laughing are paid stooges as well as the ones on my site

JSWENSON

Just curious, are these the stats the "ballers" are bragging about these days? GFY has taken a hard fall.

Sly

Ballers rarely post stats and yap about like a lap dog.

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bean-aid

no talk of balling... talk of owning something and billing for it. Whilst collecting 5 fig newtons per month is just fine... the fact that any fig newtons are collected is point. Whilst another loud mouth poster collects no fig newtons and calls everyone one trolls.

/end point

JSWENSON

Respectable amount, the pissing matches from years ago just involved much bigger claims. Don't read enough to know all the back story but the person you are arguing with is nuts and it should be clear that arguing further would be pointless.

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bean-aid

Nuts?... not sure... an angry aging man with little accomplishments, yes. Angry and also been very disruptive going on 10 years now...! Holy shit, that is AMAZING that after all that time, no websites that charge for something. Not a magic consulting site, but just an ordinary paysite that makes any money.

I'm not sure what ballers were back in the day... I certainly know some not only 5 years ago slung affiliate sales and now bring in 5K/day. That's 6 fig newtons monthly... but that was not, at all, the reason for posting 1 day emails from my accounts. It was just to say to Damian that his constant entourage of insults of troll, no websites, no money, momma's basement, etc. etc. is just him being a very angry, and very ugly, online persona.

He may be nuts as well. I think it is more depression then anything else and a total lack of self respect which vomits onto others in his online posting.

pornmasta

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