Oh, come on... ANOTHER MUMMY movie??

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  • NewOldPlayer
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jan 2013
    • 467
    #1

    Oh, come on... ANOTHER MUMMY movie??

    oh, please, of all the horror movies, the basic premise of "The Mummy" is a joke.

    Dracula can bite you and you become a vampire,

    Frankenstein will kill you with his brute strength,

    The Werewolf can bite you and you become a Werewolf,

    But the Mummy?? Please... He walks really slow with his hands stretched out and... and... and... SCARES YOU!! What can an old Mummy do to anybody??

    So Hollywood is re booting this piece of shit classic YET AGAIN.

    CAN'T THEY SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON SOMETHING NEW BEFORE WE DIE? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
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    • Harmon
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      • Mar 2004
      • 20012
      #2
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        • stoka
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2005
          • 956
          #3
          Originally posted by NewOldPlayer
          Frankenstein will kill you with his brute strength,

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            • beerptrol
              Confirmed Asshole
              • Feb 2003
              • 12722
              #4
              The movie will be funded by the Koch brothers and depict their version of Obamacare
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                • Captain Kawaii
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 6748
                  #5
                  Originally posted by NewOldPlayer
                  oh, please, of all the horror movies, the basic premise of "The Mummy" is a joke.

                  Dracula can bite you and you become a vampire,

                  Frankenstein will kill you with his brute strength,

                  The Werewolf can bite you and you become a Werewolf,

                  But the Mummy?? Please... He walks really slow with his hands stretched out and... and... and... SCARES YOU!! What can an old Mummy do to anybody??

                  So Hollywood is re booting this piece of shit classic YET AGAIN.

                  CAN'T THEY SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON SOMETHING NEW BEFORE WE DIE? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?
                  Hollywood is run by accountants. They do not understand your question.

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                    • Vadame
                      Registered User
                      • May 2014
                      • 26
                      #6
                      Mummy, Milf , haw?

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                        • Seth Manson
                          Please dont fuck animals
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 3988
                          #7
                          The Mummy was the original zombie movie.

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