what should u tip for a lap dance? - GoFuckYourself.com

vegas2003 · 03-07-2003, 07:56 PM

if you get 2 lap dances from a nice girl, what is a fair tip to give?

Darin · 03-07-2003, 07:57 PM

Tip? 20 bucks a dance wasnt good enough?

stocktrader23 · 03-07-2003, 07:58 PM

Either you're planning on a fun night or you're already to late this go round.

I would suggest

ONE

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vegas2003 · 03-07-2003, 07:58 PM

I thought not tipping would be bad manners

candyflip · 03-07-2003, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darin
Tip? 20 bucks a dance wasnt good enough?

Word. I've got a tip for her if she wants more than that

Juicy D. Links · 03-07-2003, 07:58 PM

I give them mynumber and a night of oral sex as a tip

vegas2003 · 03-07-2003, 07:59 PM

well she was a nice kid-I thought it was a good idea to tip

Nasty D · 03-07-2003, 07:59 PM

not sure....but it is always more in Vegas

vegas2003 · 03-07-2003, 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darin
Tip? 20 bucks a dance wasnt good enough?

are you really saying not to tip?what about a waitress in the club?

playa · 03-07-2003, 08:02 PM

tipping for lap dances? never heard of that pay what you owe

$20 a dance goes along way,

but if you mean them girls stripping on the stage,, well givem a couple of dollars

J-Reel · 03-07-2003, 08:04 PM

$20 bucks is the tip.

pr0 · 03-07-2003, 08:05 PM

If she grinds on your cock until you jit & then hands you some napkins, tip her...

Otherwise, pay your bill & move on to the next girl

vegas2003 · 03-07-2003, 08:51 PM

so do you think she will like the fact that I tipped her?

J-Reel · 03-07-2003, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegas2003
so do you think she will like the fact that I tipped her?

Yes. She really likes you too

ronin · 03-07-2003, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegas2003
well she was a nice kid-I thought it was a good idea to tip

LOL

ED · 03-07-2003, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by J-Reel

Yes. She really likes you too

TaDoW · 03-07-2003, 09:08 PM

nuttin! don't give the bitch shit :-) they make hundreds of bucks an hour, you think a $5 bill is gonna make her do backflips?

playa · 03-07-2003, 09:11 PM

this is a very funny post

iroc409 · 03-07-2003, 09:17 PM

"don't pee into the wind"

dokk · 03-07-2003, 09:41 PM

I did 6 yrs pulling a hard 8 every night as a DJ in strip clubs. If you want to tip them they certainly don't mind, the dj won't either if they're giving him his cut but most will stash that money and not tip out on it. If you're thinking that she'll like you more or maybe fuck you because of tipping her, you can dismiss that idea, they are there for one reason only: to extract the maximum amount of cash from you in the shortest time possible. That's it! Tipping too much, paying too much, is the same as stamping a big red "SUCKER" on your forehead. I could go on and on about all the things you should definitely not do in a club but there's not enough space on the board for it. Be smart with your money. Wait for the 2 for 1 table dance special and grab them up. If they aren't doing 2 for 1's right then they may have a 2 for 1 night or something similar. I've seen guys keep them dancing till their feet fell off on the specials. Believe me, they know *exactly* what it was you fantasized about getting when you came in the door and it's based upon that fantasy and alcohol that allows them to steal from the rich and give to the crackhead boyfriend. ;-)

KRL · 03-07-2003, 09:49 PM

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Originally posted by dokk
I did 6 yrs pulling a hard 8 every night as a DJ in strip clubs. If you want to tip them they certainly don't mind, the dj won't either if they're giving him his cut but most will stash that money and not tip out on it. If you're thinking that she'll like you more or maybe fuck you because of tipping her, you can dismiss that idea, they are there for one reason only: to extract the maximum amount of cash from you in the shortest time possible. That's it! Tipping too much, paying too much, is the same as stamping a big red "SUCKER" on your forehead. I could go on and on about all the things you should definitely not do in a club but there's not enough space on the board for it. Be smart with your money. Wait for the 2 for 1 table dance special and grab them up. If they aren't doing 2 for 1's right then they may have a 2 for 1 night or something similar. I've seen guys keep them dancing till their feet fell off on the specials. Believe me, they know *exactly* what it was you fantasized about getting when you came in the door and it's based upon that fantasy and alcohol that allows them to steal from the rich and give to the crackhead boyfriend. ;-)

Hehehe, you've been behind the DJ booth too long. Things changing out there these days. Money's tight in the club biz and you can get whatever you want if you are a better card player than they are.

Carrie · 03-07-2003, 10:23 PM

KRL while you're here behind the monitor and the blood is in your head I might be inclined to agree with ya...
But once you're in the club with a few drinks in you, a beautiful woman who smells like heaven rubbing up against you, and all of your blood is in the *other* head...
you might not be thinking so clearly

jim manly · 03-07-2003, 10:27 PM

pink_in_the_middle · 03-07-2003, 11:32 PM

Topic: what should u tip for a lap dance?

One of my male friends took me and a few gf's to a strip bar and we threw pennies @ them...until we were asked to leave

Chris R · 03-07-2003, 11:35 PM

I agree - they should be tipping you. You could get almost get two decent hookers for the same rate they charge for lap dances.

Of course - you can't really pay a decent hooker for 3 minutes.

pink_in_the_middle · 03-07-2003, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TaDoW
nuttin! don't give the bitch shit :-) they make hundreds of bucks an hour, you think a $5 bill is gonna make her do backflips?

Every penny counts

BritishTwinks · 03-08-2003, 03:24 AM

I'm glad it's not just me that has these dilemmas. Do you guys tip the kids that bring your bags up to the room in hotels? Or the guys that bring the room service?

Danielle · 03-08-2003, 03:46 AM

Well I have been a stripper for many years and have managed strip clubs for several years. I am now 100% retired and only do feature acts on request of club owners I know.

Sure! Tip the girls while they are on stage. Shoot a dollar is fine.

When you are getting a table or lap dance, just pay the normal fee. No tip needed.

Now if you want the girl to sit there and talk to you, tip her a 5 every 10 minutes or so....

Note to any wives out there! The safest place to send your husband is a titty bar! Chances of him getting laid in a normal club is about 5%... Chances getting laid in a strip club.... about 0.000000001% Chances of him coming home broke from a strip club..... 99.9%

Hugs,
Danielle

vegas2003 · 03-08-2003, 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
Well I have been a stripper for many years and have managed strip clubs for several years. I am now 100% retired and only do feature acts on request of club owners I know.

Sure! Tip the girls while they are on stage. Shoot a dollar is fine.

When you are getting a table or lap dance, just pay the normal fee. No tip needed.

Now if you want the girl to sit there and talk to you, tip her a 5 every 10 minutes or so....

Note to any wives out there! The safest place to send your husband is a titty bar! Chances of him getting laid in a normal club is about 5%... Chances getting laid in a strip club.... about 0.000000001% Chances of him coming home broke from a strip club..... 99.9%

Hugs,
Danielle

yes-the reason I felt like I should tip was we talked for at least a half hour-so I tipped

maxjohan · 03-08-2003, 09:37 AM

give her some Ks...kisses.

thats my

KRL · 03-08-2003, 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle
Note to any wives out there! The safest place to send your husband is a titty bar! Chances of him getting laid in a normal club is about 5%... Chances getting laid in a strip club.... about 0.000000001% Chances of him coming home broke from a strip club..... 99.9%

Hugs,
Danielle

VIP Rooms are in the .0000001%.

Mr Cheeks · 03-08-2003, 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danielle

Note to any wives out there! The safest place to send your husband is a titty bar! Chances of him getting laid in a normal club is about 5%... Chances getting laid in a strip club.... about 0.000000001% Chances of him coming home broke from a strip club..... 99.9%

Hugs,
Danielle

chances of getting laid at a strip club in City of Industry California, 99.9%, if you tip right

TheJimmy · 03-08-2003, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
If she grinds on your cock until you jit & then hands you some napkins, tip her...

Otherwise, pay your bill & move on to the next girl

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dokk Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Negril, Jamaica Posts: 723	I did 6 yrs pulling a hard 8 every night as a DJ in strip clubs. If you want to tip them they certainly don't mind, the dj won't either if they're giving him his cut but most will stash that money and not tip out on it. If you're thinking that she'll like you more or maybe fuck you because of tipping her, you can dismiss that idea, they are there for one reason only: to extract the maximum amount of cash from you in the shortest time possible. That's it! Tipping too much, paying too much, is the same as stamping a big red "SUCKER" on your forehead. I could go on and on about all the things you should definitely not do in a club but there's not enough space on the board for it. Be smart with your money. Wait for the 2 for 1 table dance special and grab them up. If they aren't doing 2 for 1's right then they may have a 2 for 1 night or something similar. I've seen guys keep them dancing till their feet fell off on the specials. Believe me, they know exactly what it was you fantasized about getting when you came in the door and it's based upon that fantasy and alcohol that allows them to steal from the rich and give to the crackhead boyfriend. ;-)

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Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	KRL while you're here behind the monitor and the blood is in your head I might be inclined to agree with ya... But once you're in the club with a few drinks in you, a beautiful woman who smells like heaven rubbing up against you, and all of your blood is in the other head... you might not be thinking so clearly Last edited by Carrie; 03-07-2003 at 10:29 PM..

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Chris R Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD USA Posts: 1,151	I agree - they should be tipping you. You could get almost get two decent hookers for the same rate they charge for lap dances. Of course - you can't really pay a decent hooker for 3 minutes.

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Danielle Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: My Coffin Posts: 1,227	Well I have been a stripper for many years and have managed strip clubs for several years. I am now 100% retired and only do feature acts on request of club owners I know. Sure! Tip the girls while they are on stage. Shoot a dollar is fine. When you are getting a table or lap dance, just pay the normal fee. No tip needed. Now if you want the girl to sit there and talk to you, tip her a 5 every 10 minutes or so.... Note to any wives out there! The safest place to send your husband is a titty bar! Chances of him getting laid in a normal club is about 5%... Chances getting laid in a strip club.... about 0.000000001% Chances of him coming home broke from a strip club..... 99.9% Hugs, Danielle

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