Ol' bad Nigerian spam :)

Tell them to stand in front of this stash holding funny sign.

Iv won lottery this days

DEAR WINNER.
CONGRATULATIONS,

If you are the correct owner of this EMAIL ADDRESS, then be glad this day as the result of the UK-Lotto online e-mail address free-ticket winning draws of March, 2014 held in Bangkok Thailand has just been released, we are glad to announce to you that your email email address won you the sweepstakes in the first category and you are entitled to claim the sum of US$4.6 Million, Your email address was entered for the online draw on this Free Ticket Numbers: 7 4 22 53 91 66 and won on this Lucky Winning Numbers: 3 6 11 28 31 44 10.

You are to contact Mr. Jerry Cheong on his below email address for quick claim of US$4.6 Million via online/electronic bank transfer or by certified cashiers Bank Draft which will be deliver to your address within 3 working days. when delivered, you can cash it in your bank within 2 to 5 banking days.

To enable Mr. Jerry Cheong ascertain you as the rightful winner and receiver of the US$4.6 Million UK Lotto online draws/sweepstakes, Endeavor to include the below listed information in your contact mail to Mr. Jerry Cheong.

Your country of origin and country of residence/work, complete official names, amount won, free ticket and lucky numbers, date of draw, address where your wish to receive your valid certified cashiers Bank Draft of US$4.6 Million, contact telephone, Sex, Age and occupation.

Mr. Jerry Cheong
Email-Address: [email protected]

In case you are thinking of how you won without entering, then know again that this very draw of March, 2014 in which you have emerged as a winner of UK LottO Organization was a free ticket online email address draws winning where thousands of email addresses was collected from all world wide websites and used for the online draws/sweepstakes and during winners selection, your email address came out among the first ten winners which won you the lottO in the first winnings category and entitles you to claim the sum of US$4.6 Million.

Mr. Robert Anderson
Online Coordinator
UK Lottery Organization.

Don't erer reply to these. it gets even worse.

dollars looks nice

Wow no, I haven't gotten one of those in... pfft five years?

:D

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Mine are all asking me to buy schoolgirls

I was thinking of posting that - Wasnt sure if I should go there...