A message to Zombaio and Red Pass

Paully you were determined and outspoken for women's right on the War machine threads, standing up for those who cannot. But what about hard working people getting ripped off by programs, you mentioned you communicate with Michael O... why not apply some of your judgement in that situation.

There should be some solidarity, maybe it's just wishful thinking.

Every time I get Jesper on Live Chat, same answer. Day or two.. Which becomes Friday. Not there Friday, becomes day or two again.

I have pretty much given up at this point. If money ever comes through, bonus...

These people have killed my business. I cant pay bills when MY money isnt sent to me.

Bump to the first page. You called me every name in the book when I accused you of just grandstanding in your speeches against women's abuse. Which is fine, you took the righteous position in defending people that get abused and taken advantage of.

So now you're seeing a multiple of your fellow webmasters getting ratfucked by this 'Michael O', jerked around, placated, lied to and ripped off.... and yet that doesn't bother you at all.


If it happens to them, it could happen to you.

I have the same problem. They told me last week that they will send the money on Monday.
A week later when I asked about these payments they told me that there was an error and they will send them on Tuesday. And today they told me that they should send them on Friday...

If I was on weekly payouts, they would be 7 payounts late.

Read page 8 of this thread. There is a reason it says CCBill in my sig. Im reporting my situation with Zombaio from my rebills and monthly payouts so others have an idea whats going on.

We stopped any new joins with them some time ago and I could not recommend them. I still don't think they are going to Mallick everybody but apparently they are having issues.

Btw grow some nuts. I may have clowned you but my book of insults is a lot thicker than the CM thread.

I guess it will not come as good news to people that everyone from Zombaio appears to have disappeared from Linked In.

A search for Zombaio LLC now has no results other than programmers offering integrations.

Try searching for "Cawen Financial Group AB", "Samport Payment Services AB", "Pizza24 Nordic AB", "UnCutMe AB"

Here you go.
http://se.linkedin.com/in/cavebring

Who is who?
http://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=20190392&postcount=476

Yes I know they come up, but Zombaio LLC used to bring results also, now it doesn't which could mean anything I guess but thought it was interesting.

Yes I know they come up, but Zombaio LLC used to bring results also, now it doesn't which could mean anything I guess but thought it was interesting.

I guess it will not come as good news to people that everyone from Zombaio appears to have disappeared from Linked In.

A search for Zombaio LLC now has no results other than programmers offering integrations.

Dear xxxxxx
We can see that you have no new member signups on your account the last 60 days. We just want to follow up and check the status and that everything is good with you.

Just let us know what I can do for you to see you back on track with us again!





but actually they making paytous.
big big delay, but it is better than no payouts.

When did you get this?

Well shit they must Love me -- Got paid Tuesday and only one payment behind -- Im teamZombaio as long as they are paying my rebills -- I am more worried about Zombaio's activities to sign up new customers- where and how are they promoting? thats the question to if they will sustain themselves pass these latest issues ... But im being paid - Client since 2008 and have removed them but brought them back recently as a back up biller - just want to process one or two new ones with them every few days so they will not flip the switch on my payouts for not processing IF THATS WHaT THEY ARE DOING-- shit you have to play the crook's game sometimes - But im being Paid

Dude I could care less about your 'book of insults', run your mouth all you want on this message board it doesn't matter. What does matter is that you can't pick up the phone and call the guy you stated you had communication with, Michael O, same guy that no one here can get a clear answer from... and speak on behalf of your fellow webmasters that are getting ripped off. That to me would be much more noble than you cursing at everyone on here.

The fact that you have CCbill only speaks to future business, but there are people on this thread that have their hard earned money held back from them. Pick up the phone and see what you can do, that'd be respectable.

Everyone that gets on chat or calls them has communicated with either Jesper, David or Michael. We don't have barbeque together and sit and talk about when we where young men.

I don't know the guys or have a batline to contact them. I go through the same channels everyone else has. They were great, then not so great, then got really bad. So we pulled the plug and I have communicated that experience here. I even suggested downloading your csv file and urged people to check into backup processors. As far as I'm concerned I don't owe you or anyone else shit, but I thought letting people know payments have gone out might be of some interest to others.

As difficult as it may be would you kindly get off my dick now.

Thanks,

Paully

Well shit they must Love me -- Got paid Tuesday and only one payment behind -- Im teamZombaio as long as they are paying my rebills -- I am more worried about Zombaio's activities to sign up new customers- where and how are they promoting? thats the question to if they will sustain themselves pass these latest issues ... But im being paid - Client since 2008 and have removed them but brought them back recently as a back up biller - just want to process one or two new ones with them every few days so they will not flip the switch on my payouts for not processing IF THATS WHaT THEY ARE DOING-- shit you have to play the crook's game sometimes - But im being Paid

We will see if you are singing that tune by the end of the year

Why would anyone in business cancel their own money?

Worst case scenario: you don't get paid that money.

Kinda bad scenario: you get paid late.

Ideal scenario: you get paid on time.

I got another "tomorrow" on live chat today with Michael. He was pretending he didn't know anything because his supervisor wasnt around. Guess he doesn't realize people read these boards and know exactly who he is. Shit keeps getting deeper. 2 payments behind now. My first two payments with them. Haven't seen a dime from them, ever. Oh, and it's my money!

And still no money

It is my money when I get it in MY bank account. Not while it is being promised.
I am the one who has to pay the webhosting charges, advertising costs, seo companies, content producers.
And none of them are willing to sell their products to me based on my promises or are kind to me if I am late.
The worst possible scenario is when biling processor gets paid/ cc companes get their cut/ subscribers get their content/ everyone else gets paid and I am the one who pays it.
I would rather slap everyone back

and of course it does not matter that I still dont have a cent in my account, a month after payment status was "cleared" and a week after payment was "assured"
good luck to anyone who is still letting his websites payments be handled by zombaio

What difference does it make for you if (a) you don't get paid because you canceled you own money or (b) you don't get paid because Zombaio goes out of business after processing transactions which have negligible variable cost to you?

Is it just that you think you are punishing them for paying you late by making both of your revenues smaller? Depending on your %, every $1 you cost Zombaio = a cost of $9 to $19 cost to you. Do you really want to cut off your own nose to spite your face?

They owe me a mere $340 from earlier this month. Won't send me the damn wire. Luckily I use them for a dying site. So, my payouts trigger every 6 weeks or so. Of course I've made it a routine that when payout day hits, I open a ticket and begin hassling them for 4 weeks till I get my wire.

By the way here is a copy of the mass email they sent last weekend:

Dear Zombaio Client,

As I am sure you have noticed, we have been experiencing more problems than usual in paying out on time recently and many people have speculated (as they have done for years) that we are on the verge of going out of business.


Whilst we understand that many of you have lost money when other processors have gone out of business in the past, and that you understandably get nervous when payments are late, we want to assure you that our problems are temporary and a knock on effect of issues our main acquirer had with their USD settlement and exchange bank which meant that their settlements to us were quite significantly delayed.


We tried to keep things going as best as we could from our reserves during this period, but this caught us a little unaware, and it has taken time for us to straighten things out which I am pleased to say that we now have and we should be able to bring everybody''s settlements fully up to date during the course of next months.


We will however need to make changes ongoing if we are to avoid falling back in this hole. When we first came to the market we tried to give both the best rates and the fastest payouts and we now know that unless you have a much greater share of the market than we do, and a faster settlement than our acquirers are able to give us, this is quite an impossible model to sustain.


Consequently, we have decided to stop trying to be the cheapest AND the fastest and concentrate on being a reliable low cost processor which of course means we need to change our terms of business.


Rather than just giving people the choice of accepting our new terms or finding a new processor, we have decided to come up with 3 different pricing/settlement models that we are confident we can deliver ongoing and that we hope at least one of which is workable for your business.


The choices are as follows:


1. Monthly - settlement around 20th of the month for previous months transactions. 1.2% decrease in our normal fees
and usual 5% rolling reserve.

2. Bi-Weekly settlement periods. Paid out around 20 days after period end. We will continue to offer existing rates and
usual 5% rolling reserve.

3. Weekly settlements. Paid out around 20 days after period end. Normal rates increased by 3.5% and rolling reserve
increased to 10%


All of these options will continue to free of any annual card fees and it is our intention to switch to these new terms on 1st June.


Your account will by default be changed to the monthly payouts option with your processing rate automatically reduced by 1.2% but if you prefer to change to the bi-weekly payouts option at your existing rates or our weekly payouts option at the premium rate with the increase in reserve, all you have to do is logon to ZOA after 1st June and make the switch in "change banking details".


I very much regret that we have to make these changes, but I feel that going forward, it is important that you can count on Zombaio the way you used to be able to in the past.


Our interest in this business is long term, and whilst I accept that we have made mistakes in the past, a lot of these have come from us trying to improve the service that we offer. We were the first processor to offer settlement to a prepaid card, and we were the first to offer EU payment by ACH. It has not been without problems of course, but we will keep working on these things until the problems disappear.


In addition, we will shortly be adding some exciting new payment options for your customers. These include SEPA Debit, SOFORT banking and BitCoin. For CAM sites we will add a new API for card on file debits which we have been testing with very good results during the last few months.


We will continue to try new ideas, but in the future, we will try to do so without impacting on the efficiency of our core operation.


We really are sorry for any inconvenience and stress our unreliability recently has caused especially if you have reached out to Support or to me personally and not received the answer or action that you were looking for. I hope that you now understand a little better our situation and will give us a chance to earn back your trust over the coming months. If anything in this email is not clear or if you have any questions or comments, please let us know.


Best regards,

Tomas Anderson
VP, Zombaio LLC

According to Tomas everybody should be current now..it has been 3 months since this bullshit email

How is that new Zombaio payout schedule working for everyone?

What difference does it make for you if (a) you don't get paid because you canceled you own money or (b) you don't get paid because Zombaio goes out of business after processing transactions which have negligible variable cost to you?

It's going pretty good. How about you? I see your paysite has ads blasted all over it and none of your preview videos are watchable.

Scraping nickels for ad companies instead of selling joins? Hmmmmm.

You must have good shit. Bang up job.

My bad. I have to enter my birthday. ;) Good one.

It's going pretty good. How about you? I see your paysite has ads blasted all over it and none of your preview videos are watchable.

Scraping nickels for ad companies instead of selling joins? Hmmmmm.

You must have good shit. Bang up job.

My bad. I have to enter my birthday. ;) Good one.

Hey assfuck if you don't have anything positive to contribute, which you already confirmed you didn't, stay off the thread. What the fuck do you care what his site looks like, does that mean he's not entitled to being paid on time?? punk fuckin jackass.

Neither one of you idiots has anything positive to contribute to the thread nor do either of you have any money with Zombaio. You are a whiny little cocksucker with no contribution to the industry as far as I can tell.

Now why don't you head over to showme69's house and take turns sucking each other off or better yet you guys can call up beaner and all three of you can play Chinese finger cuffs.

You are a strange little man Paully, why not re-direct your obvious frustration and anger toward those that are fucking over you like Zombaio, not those that are pointing out the shady and un-ethical business practices of Zombaio.

I see you drop the nickel angle once your realized I would make you look like an absolute fool....good move on your part

Now stop bitching at me and get on Zombaio support and try and get all your money (rebills and reserves), and if you have all of yours, why not bitch for those that don't

Neither one of you idiots has anything positive to contribute to the thread nor do either of you have any money with Zombaio. You are a whiny little cocksucker with no contribution to the industry as far as I can tell.

Now why don't you head over to showme69's house and take turns sucking each other off or better yet you guys can call up beaner and all three of you can play Chinese finger cuffs.

How about I worry about my money and you worry about not violating BRAM rules so you don't lose another merchant account

BTW nice backyard. I'd get something just like that if I ever moved to Northern Mexico.

How about I worry about my money and you worry about not violating BRAM rules so you don't lose another merchant account

BTW nice backyard. I'd get something just like that if I ever moved to Northern Mexico.

If you noticed I don't worry about you, but you seem to have a fetish about mentioning me in your post, when nothing I say is directed specifically at you?

Don't worry my merchant issue is covered and even if it isn't , I will be ok

oooops Fake nick slip huh

oooops Fake nick slip huh

Yeah, the fake nickery in this thread is pretty egregious.

We should have one of those jelly bean jar contests where we try to guess his many real posters are in this thread without going over.