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| View Poll Results: Which stranger would you hand your wallet to in a bad situation if you were forced to? | |||
| Black Guy | 
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	2 | 8.70% | 
| White Guy | 
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	6 | 26.09% | 
| Puerto Rican Guy | 
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	1 | 4.35% | 
| Mexican Guy | 
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	1 | 4.35% | 
| Russian Guy | 
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	2 | 8.70% | 
| Grapesoda | 
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	6 | 26.09% | 
| Brassmonkey | 
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	2 | 8.70% | 
| Lithuanian | 
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	2 | 8.70% | 
| Ukranian | 
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	2 | 8.70% | 
| Australian | 
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	5 | 21.74% | 
| Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 23. You may not vote on this poll | |||
		 
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			 ( ͡ʘ╭͜ʖ╮͡ʘ) 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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			 So you are standing in a parking lot and for some reason you have to hand your wallet off to somebody you have never met. There are several people near you. You have to think quickly. Which do you choose? See poll.  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 To the guy looking poorest and needing money the most, should he run away. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	Rather get fooled by a homeless than some rich asshat lol. In case of the person being honest I would of course reward him.  | 
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		 justin beevers 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I dont carry a wallet 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 So fuckin' bored 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Where is the poll sucks option? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Too lazy to wipe my ass 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 None of above... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Definitely not a Jew. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 And with  so damn many Asians surprised u didnt add asians to ur stupid poll. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 See signature :) 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Funny thread  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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	. Approach the mirrored reflection saying  his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....." 
			and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back you stood for ever before the window saying nothing  | 
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			 I need a beer  
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 The black men would run away with it 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 nobody ... not even myself  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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	I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....  | 
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		 I can't imagine a scenario where I'd voluntarily hand over my wallet to a stranger. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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			 So fuckin' bored 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Hint: There is a "View Poll Results" link to watch them w/o voting  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 So Fucking What 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 remember when George had to give out his pin number LOL 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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			 你自己去他媽的 
			
		
			
				
			
			
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		 Dont care my wallet always has less then $50 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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