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ilnjscb 04-21-2014 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 20054964)
The 'official' story according to the gospels is that Pontius Pilate, the Roman prefect in charge of running the province of Judea, found Jesus innocent of the charges brought against him by the Jews. The angry mob of Jews kept shouting for the death penalty. Pilate then has an idea which might save Jesus, he gives the Jews a choice, he will either set a serial rapist/murderer named Barbaras free or Jesus, hoping the Jews won't want a murderer rapist out on the streets. The Jews want no part of the deal, they get more unruly and louder, Jesus must die. Pilate fears this is going to turn into a riot and it's his job to keep order. To signify that he shall bear no responsibility for the crucifixion of Jesus he washes his hands before the crowd. Jesus is sentenced to death, only under threat of insurrection by the Jews.

The gospels were written in the first century AD, by Jews, so it wasn't the Church hundreds of years later throwing the Jews under the bus.

Jews today would just say that they don't believe any of this happened at all, but of course will stick to their belief that 1000 years before Jesus God held an in person meeting with Moses where he gave Moses, The Law.

The gospels, as "written" in the first century AD <headsmack> the earliest was Mark in 70-90AD, which has two different endings, one of which was tacked on in ....400 (see above).

I refer you to the death of President Kennedy, in our modern age, with pictures, film, etc. Many people have differing theories about what happened and why. Now, assume no pics, no media, and you're writing about it 50 years later, all from word of mouth, possibly with no witnesses. Matthew and Luke use Mark as a source.

Mark itself was created from "a variety of oral sources, including collections of miracle stories, controversy stories, parables, and a passion narrative, which he rewrote (scholars debate by how much) and connected with introductions and conclusions; possibly the first connected narrative was not the gospel we know but an earlier proto-Mark, which underwent one or more revisions before the modern version was produced"

The Roman empire, especially under Constantine, used Christianity for its own purposes.

As to the "when Christians became Christians', they were before Mark was written, because the author translated the stories he compiled into Greek and explained Aramaic terms.

michael.kickass 04-21-2014 10:05 AM

Cool sci-fi story

SykkBoy 04-21-2014 10:29 AM

Did someone say Chocolate Jesus?

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JFK 04-21-2014 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SykkBoy (Post 20057489)
Did someone say Chocolate Jesus?

http://chocolatefantasies.com/mary_jesus.jpg

Thread saver:thumbsup

Mutt 04-21-2014 04:32 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 20057163)
The gospels, as "written" in the first century AD <headsmack> the earliest was Mark in 70-90AD, which has two different endings, one of which was tacked on in ....400 (see above).


Is not 70-90AD in the 1st century AD?

Juicy D. Links 04-21-2014 04:34 PM

are those schwatxerrrrr bunnies???

Juicy D. Links 04-21-2014 04:34 PM

schwartza !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

baddog 04-21-2014 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 20055127)
. . . He took 11 of his apostles, no idea why one was missing, perhaps a dental appointment,

The 12th was Judas and he had killed himself by then.

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Originally Posted by thommy (Post 20055123)
what a mess that jesus was not a christian but he was jewish.

Pretty impossible to be a member of a religion that was formed after you died; don't you think?

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Originally Posted by slapass (Post 20055565)
So why is it only 2 days later?

Sorry, on the third day.

Mutt 04-21-2014 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 20057859)
schwartza !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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johnnyloadproductions 04-21-2014 08:35 PM

I plan on planting my anit-christ seed in an oven-dodging jew! :mad:

johnnyloadproductions 04-21-2014 08:36 PM

50 reasons to be an atheist!

JFK 04-21-2014 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20057874)
The 12th was Judas and he had killed himself by then.



Pretty impossible to be a member of a religion that was formed after you died; don't you think?



Sorry, on the third day.

In da name of da fajah, da sun and da holy spit, Amen :pimp

John-ACWM 04-22-2014 01:04 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20054597)
We celebrate the Easter with a big spaghetti dinner.

To honour the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

ilnjscb 04-22-2014 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt (Post 20057857)
Is not 70-90AD in the 1st century AD?

Just Mark - יוחנן was written as late as the 3rd century AD and Mark was heavily edited circa 400


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