My Thesis as to why Seagulls are smarter than Dogs....

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38944
    #1

    My Thesis as to why Seagulls are smarter than Dogs....

    Throw a 'pretend' ball for your dog, and he will disappear off into the distance, thinking he is going to find it...

    Throw 'pretend' food for a Seagull, and it will look at you the same way as your dog, had you had shown your dog a card trick...




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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38944
      #2
      Simply by the LGAL FACT that as my post has dropped from page 1 - WITH NO COUNER theory...

      I Win - My THESIS is accepted by default


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        • borked
          Totally Borked
          • Feb 2005
          • 6284
          #3
          deserves a PhD

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            • mikesouth
              Confirmed User
              • Jun 2003
              • 6334
              #4
              Birds just see better....
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                • Naughty Webby
                  Registered User
                  • May 2013
                  • 79
                  #5
                  Clicked here expecting a joke or story about seagull poo + open-roofed cars.

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                    • Dvae
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 5326
                      #6
                      Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                      Throw a 'pretend' ball for your dog, and he will disappear off into the distance, thinking he is going to find it...

                      Throw 'pretend' food for a Seagull, and it will look at you the same way as your dog, had you had shown your dog a card trick...


                      Shouldn't that be theory?

                      What is a Thesis?
                      In the academic world a thesis is a formal written paper which is part of the graduation requirements for advanced degrees. It can also be called a dissertation.


                      What is a Theory?
                      A theory is an educated guess about something. If you think something is correct but haven't proven it you have a theory. Some theories are complex and others are simple
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                        • beerptrol
                          Confirmed Asshole
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 12722
                          #7
                          They are probably to fat and full of parking lot junk food
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                            • CurrentlySober
                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 38944
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Dvae
                              Shouldn't that be theory?

                              What is a Thesis?
                              In the academic world a thesis is a formal written paper which is part of the graduation requirements for advanced degrees. It can also be called a dissertation.


                              What is a Theory?
                              A theory is an educated guess about something. If you think something is correct but haven't proven it you have a theory. Some theories are complex and others are simple
                              Thanks - So you dont disagree in that case ?



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                                • marcop
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Nov 2005
                                  • 4150
                                  #9
                                  Seagulls!

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                                    • PR_Glen
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Oct 2006
                                      • 9058
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Dvae
                                      Shouldn't that be theory?

                                      What is a Thesis?
                                      In the academic world a thesis is a formal written paper which is part of the graduation requirements for advanced degrees. It can also be called a dissertation.


                                      What is a Theory?
                                      A theory is an educated guess about something. If you think something is correct but haven't proven it you have a theory. Some theories are complex and others are simple
                                      I think he meant hypothesis

                                      Dogs have been bread to please their owners through work and play for hundreds of years, dogs just trust their owners is all, they can smell it from a distance so your fooling them is only superficial. Example mine was pointing out a tennis ball that was under the couch last night, despite there being other balls around she wanted that one, why? that one squeaked, she did everything but vocalize what and where it was using body language. Can't do that with a shit hawk ;)
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                                        • Nice_Nick
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Mar 2014
                                          • 865
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by beerptrol
                                          They are probably to fat and full of parking lot junk food
                                          Are you and CS brothers?

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                                            • Harmon
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                                              • Mar 2004
                                              • 20012
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Nice_Nick
                                              Are you and CS brothers?
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                                                • signupdamnit
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Aug 2007
                                                  • 6697
                                                  #13
                                                  I noticed this too. The gulls will often fall for it for like a millisecond at most until they realize you didn't actually throw any food. In addition it's crazy how they see any food dropped within a certain area and how fast they are at getting to it.

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                                                    • 420
                                                      cuck
                                                      • Mar 2003
                                                      • 11571
                                                      #14
                                                      So your dog trusts you blindly and seagulls have eyes like a hawk?
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                                                        • TheSquealer
                                                          Mayor of Thneedville
                                                          • Oct 2004
                                                          • 26174
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                                                          Being that intelligence implies conscious awareness and sole measure of problem solving ability through conscious reasoning - I think it could be safely argued that neither animal is measurably intelligent. The primary difference I would guess would be the simple fact that the dog has been trained and conditioned to perform an act for a reward and trust the one providing the stimulous. The seagull is trying to eat to survive while avctively avoiding possible threats to its survival and has not been conditioned to act in a way which is unnatural to what it is.

                                                          This conversation is like arguing that bees are smarter because they don't respond to a particular stimulus where a dog does.
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