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Mutt · 03-25-2014, 04:03 PM

WTF, billions of people have lived and died on this planet and not one person has returned from the dead. I find that very hard to believe.

Don't say Jesus did, we have no good evidence to support those reports about him.

MaDalton · 03-25-2014, 04:04 PM

i just chose not to tell...

(oops)

deltav · 03-25-2014, 04:06 PM

You just aren't hanging out with the right dead people.

ezgirl · 03-25-2014, 04:31 PM

I am astonished you never heard of Lazarus. See here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lazarus_of_Bethany

DVTimes · 03-25-2014, 04:41 PM

i died for about 1 min.

i am back.

wehateporn · 03-25-2014, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

WTF, billions of people have lived and died on this planet and not one person has returned from the dead. I find that very hard to believe.

SilentKnight · 03-25-2014, 04:43 PM

Jim_Gunn · 03-25-2014, 04:47 PM

Are you bored, Mutt?

Buff · 03-25-2014, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

WTF, billions of people have lived and died on this planet and not one person has returned from the dead. I find that very hard to believe.

Don't say Jesus did, we have no good evidence to support those reports about him.

2 people, allegedly. Lazarus and Jesus.

LeRoy · 03-25-2014, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by DVTimes

i died for about 1 min.

i am back.

We're soo lucky have you here

nosey · 03-25-2014, 04:52 PM

signupdamnit · 03-25-2014, 05:25 PM

Actually many people have technically.

EddyTheDog · 03-25-2014, 05:29 PM

I could tell you some stories from back when I was nurse - One guy died three times - The third time it stuck...

Jel · 03-25-2014, 05:31 PM

today I learned that young children call a woman's cunt a porthole

SilentKnight · 03-25-2014, 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog

I could tell you some stories from back when I was nurse - One guy died three times - The third time it stuck...

Third time's a charm.

2MuchMark · 03-25-2014, 06:56 PM

stickyfingerz · 03-25-2014, 07:01 PM

There is absolutely no proof Jesus ever even existed let alone rose from the dead. lol

John-ACWM · 03-26-2014, 02:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Jel

today I learned that young children call a woman's cunt a porthole

michael.kickass · 03-26-2014, 06:37 AM

No one returning from the dead is proof that the bible is just a sci-fi novel.

Best-In-BC · 03-26-2014, 06:40 AM

There is 0 evidence that he even egzisted, I find it quiet easily to beleave no ones come back form the dead, there is no god or heaven, there may be something after this but we will never have a clue.

CaptainHowdy · 03-26-2014, 06:46 AM

Why are you trying to refute a fiction on the first place?

jódete · 03-26-2014, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

WTF, billions of people have lived and died on this planet and not one person has returned from the dead. I find that very hard to believe.

Don't say Jesus did, we have no good evidence to support those reports about him.

chris angel brought a old dude bck fr the dead

n with jesus , got a question 4u religious ppl. ya say he died on da cross , thrown in the cave 4 3days , came back 2life n took off for heaven. where da fuck was his soul 4 those 3 days ???? was it hangin around checkin out the sights ????

notinmybackyard · 03-26-2014, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

WTF, billions of people have lived and died on this planet and not one person has returned from the dead. I find that very hard to believe.

Don't say Jesus did, we have no good evidence to support those reports about him.

If you want to see the dead come back to life then visit my office on a friday at 5:30pm

jódete · 03-26-2014, 07:02 AM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

If you want to see the dead come back to life then visit my office on a friday at 5:30pm

Jel · 03-26-2014, 07:25 AM

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Originally Posted by John-ACWM

man am I glad someone else watched it - that line was time-expensive

Jel · 03-26-2014, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by notinmybackyard

If you want to see the dead come back to life then visit my office on a friday at 5:30pm

CDSmith · 03-26-2014, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by signupdamnit

Actually many people have technically.

This.

There are actually plenty of documented resurrections out there. I saw one happen with my own eyes first-hand during my 15 years as a health care worker. An old guy from India was pronounced by a doctor, was dead by all accounts, and twenty (yes TWENTY) minutes later he started breathing again and became conscious a few moments later. It was one of my profoundest moments in my hospital career.

Rochard · 03-26-2014, 09:19 AM

Happens all the time. There was a guy last month who was dead, all the way to the funeral home, came back to life... Scared the shit out of the people at the funeral home.

jódete · 03-26-2014, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

Happens all the time. There was a guy last month who was dead, all the way to the funeral home, came back to life... Scared the shit out of the people at the funeral home.

cuz his pacemaker kicked back on , he died days later

pimpmaster9000 · 03-26-2014, 11:10 AM

well technically speaking it happens at my bjj club from time to time...some stubborn asswipe wont submit and passes the fuck out and we bring him back and call him jesus

seeandsee · 03-26-2014, 11:22 AM

you will need to wait for jesus 2nd come i guess

slapass · 03-26-2014, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mutt

WTF, billions of people have lived and died on this planet and not one person has returned from the dead. I find that very hard to believe.

Don't say Jesus did, we have no good evidence to support those reports about him.

Lots of people do on the operating table etc. The best part is people who fall from cliffs etc report exactly the same experience as near death experiences even though they were never physically dead or near death.

So yeah, no one has come back.

Best-In-BC · 03-26-2014, 03:42 PM

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pornmasta · 03-26-2014, 03:44 PM

WDF · 03-26-2014, 03:54 PM

Didn't Kim Dot com die once and mysteriously come back to life?

Oh wait it was just claimed he was dead.

SplatterMaster · 03-26-2014, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WDF

Didn't Kim Dot com die once and mysteriously come back to life?

Oh wait it was just claimed he was dead.

No one could prove it cause it was a user submitted story and not submitted by Dot Con himself

marcop · 03-26-2014, 07:29 PM

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xNetworx · 03-26-2014, 07:34 PM

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