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  • American Psycho
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    • Feb 2009
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    #1

    what best zombie defense weapons?

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  • freecartoonporn
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    #2
    Shot gun,flamethrower , chainsaw .
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    • HugeWood
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      • Oct 2013
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      #3
      A remote mountain hideaway.

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      • brassmonkey
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        #4
        Originally posted by freecartoonporn
        Shot gun,flamethrower , chainsaw .
        have to be careful with fire. they will run at you high ground and a sniper rifle
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        • Rochard
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          #5
          m4.

          /done.
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          • brassmonkey
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            #6
            Originally posted by HugeWood
            A remote mountain hideaway.
            that's a weapon??
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            • HugeWood
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              • Oct 2013
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              #7
              Originally posted by brassmonkey
              that's a weapon??
              Yes indeed.

              weap·on [wep-uhn]
              noun
              1.
              any instrument or device for use in attack or defense in combat, fighting, or war, as a sword, rifle, or cannon.
              2.
              anything used against an opponent, adversary, or victim: the deadly weapon of satire.
              3.
              anything that serves to outwit or get the better of an opponent: his power of speech was his best weapon
              Last edited by HugeWood; 03-21-2014, 09:02 PM.

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              • brassmonkey
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                #8
                Originally posted by HugeWood
                Yes indeed.

                weap·on [wep-uhn]
                noun
                1.
                any instrument or device for use in attack or defense in combat, fighting, or war, as a sword, rifle, or cannon.
                2.
                anything used against an opponent, adversary, or victim: the deadly weapon of satire.
                3.
                anything that serves to outwit or get the better of an opponent: his power of speech was his best weapon
                guess you could slam them in the door. might bite your fingers off!
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                • georgeyw
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                  #9
                  reality...........
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                  • WDF
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by georgeyw
                    reality...........
                    Yes ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ and a slight cut back on the drug use.
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                    • brassmonkey
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by georgeyw
                      reality...........
                      dude we're fucking around Fucking Around & Program Discussion see it??
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                      • HugeWood
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by georgeyw
                        reality...........
                        Actually, in reality, considering the proliferation of bioweapons labs, burgeoning knowledge of biology/neurology along with an abundance of capable technicians and technologies, as well as a preponderance of sick fucks in the world, a Zombie outbreak is a very real and significant threat.

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                        • oppoten
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                          #13
                          Americans

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                          • 247mg
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                            #14
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                            • sarettah
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                              #15


                              And don't forget the doubletap.

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                              • WDF
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by brassmonkey
                                dude we're fucking around Fucking Around & Program Discussion see it??
                                I thought someone was on a bad trip or something!

                                Well I will play along then "Plants" and "Stars" like in Plants vs. Zombies.
                                Please HELP

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                                • Seth Manson
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                                  #17
                                  A battery of howitzers and a good forward observer.

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                                  • georgeyw
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by HugeWood
                                    Actually, in reality, considering the proliferation of bioweapons labs, burgeoning knowledge of biology/neurology along with an abundance of capable technicians and technologies, as well as a preponderance of sick fucks in the world, a Zombie outbreak is a very real and significant threat.
                                    Yes, I hear vampires and werewolves will be roaming the streets too, so prepare yourself with garlic and silver
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                                    • Penny24Seven
                                      So Fucking What
                                      • Jun 2007
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by oppoten
                                      Americans
                                      lol what a tool, you are right. Best to have an american with you so you can be safe though
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                                      • brassmonkey
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Brian837
                                        lol what a tool, you are right. Best to have an american with you so you can be safe though
                                        yep he will have a broken beer bottle. no guns over there
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                                        • HugeWood
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by georgeyw
                                          Yes, I hear vampires and werewolves will be roaming the streets too, so prepare yourself with garlic and silver
                                          This is not a significant threat, but garlic and silver are good to have.

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                                          • CurrentlySober
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                                            • Aug 2002
                                            • 38946

                                            #22
                                            a nice big fresh poo...

                                            may not be of any use to zombies... but at least i could die happy...


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                                            • WDF
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                                              a nice big fresh poo...

                                              may not be of any use to zombies... but at least i could die happy...
                                              You could classify it as a gas operated fecal cannon!
                                              Last edited by WDF; 03-22-2014, 12:19 AM.
                                              Please HELP

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                                              • lyno
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                                                #24
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                                                • klinton
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by HugeWood
                                                  Actually, in reality, considering the proliferation of bioweapons labs, burgeoning knowledge of biology/neurology along with an abundance of capable technicians and technologies, as well as a preponderance of sick fucks in the world, a Zombie outbreak is a very real and significant threat.

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                                                  • seeandsee
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                                                    #26
                                                    Get a fucking JAIL under your control, put up outposts and towers to watch all around prison, make 6-7 exit points, get tons of guns and ammo, make hole all around complex, prepare gas and burn fallen zoombies, get tons of food and enjoy yeahhhhh
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                                                    • American Psycho
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by georgeyw
                                                      reality...........
                                                      I live downtown and id swear ive seen some zombies here lately.

                                                      There are homeless people and in all seriousness they look like zombies and they walk like zombies.
                                                      Last edited by American Psycho; 03-22-2014, 05:53 AM.

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                                                      • American Psycho
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by seeandsee
                                                        Get a fucking JAIL under your control, put up outposts and towers to watch all around prison, make 6-7 exit points, get tons of guns and ammo, make hole all around complex, prepare gas and burn fallen zoombies, get tons of food and enjoy yeahhhhh
                                                        Where'd I see this.... jeeze I dunno

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                                                        • American Psycho
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                                                          #29
                                                          a remote getaway is on my list for more reasons than zombies.
                                                          Last edited by American Psycho; 03-22-2014, 06:08 AM.

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                                                          • adultchatpay
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                                                            #30
                                                            Chuck Norris!

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                                                            • American Psycho
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                                                              #31
                                                              Oh yea and there been at least one instance of zombie that ate a dudes face off due a to being on drugs aka bath salts.

                                                              So feel free to expand what ur definition of a zombie is.
                                                              Last edited by American Psycho; 03-22-2014, 06:07 AM.

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                                                              • 3om3
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • Barry-xlovecam
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                                                                  #33


                                                                  How many Zombies do you want to waste?



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                                                                  • American Psycho
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    I love automatic shotguns as much as the next man but good luck finding ammunition

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                                                                    • WDF
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by American Psycho
                                                                      I live downtown and id swear ive seen some zombies here lately.

                                                                      There are homeless people and in all seriousness they look like zombies and they walk like zombies.

                                                                      Do they say "Brainz" constantly?
                                                                      Please HELP

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                                                                      • rogueteens
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                                                                        #36
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                                                                        • SilentKnight
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                                                                          • Oct 2005
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Electrified razor wire.

                                                                          Flamethrower to cook'em while they're frying.

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                                                                          • bronco67
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                                                                            • Dec 2006
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            22 cal ruger with a 50 round clip.

                                                                            You can carry bricks of ammo in your backpack. Shotgun is overkill and a waste of time. You have to reload often, and you're wasting loads of firepower on something a small round to the head will take care of. Also, the shotgun takes more energy to fire and wears on you after a while.
                                                                            Last edited by bronco67; 03-22-2014, 10:17 AM.

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                                                                            • American Psycho
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              I really do want a man cave compound on a mountain stocked with meat ammo weapons and a harem of columbian strippers that dont speak English.
                                                                              Is that strange?

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                                                                              • American Psycho
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                                                                                #40
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                                                                                • SilentKnight
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Originally posted by American Psycho
                                                                                  American psycho wants you to see this item at Amazon.com
                                                                                  Third person much?

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                                                                                  • American Psycho
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    you obviously don't use Amazon much.
                                                                                    that how their share function shares the product
                                                                                    Last edited by American Psycho; 03-22-2014, 12:21 PM.

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                                                                                    • druid66
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      fast zombies, new generation?
                                                                                      i would not try to fight, just run and hide, in case i need to use weapons, some military rifle with suppressor would be nice (M4 for example)

                                                                                      slow, classic zombies? Japanese Katana.

                                                                                      hope it helps..
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                                                                                      • pornmasta
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                                                                                        #44
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                                                                                        • Sid70
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by freecartoonporn
                                                                                          Shot gun.
                                                                                          Yup, it's got a good spread
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                                                                                          • DAMNMAN
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Katana, never runs out of ammo.
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                                                                                            • brassmonkey
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                                                                                              #47
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                                                                                              • fuzebox
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Melee weapons are definitely key. Guns are awesome until you run out of ammo. You want something heavy and strong enough to cause crushing damage, with an edge for lacerating... Like a medium sized axe I guess.

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                                                                                                • WDF
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                                                                                                  #49



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                                                                                                  • Penny24Seven
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                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    snap n pops
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