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![]() Was out and about for a few hours today and when i got home 20mins ago one of my fish has simply vanished!
I don't have any "killers" in there, so it's definitely not been eaten. I checked the filter to see if it got stuck. Nope. Checked the floor to see if it somehow escaped. Nope. Conspiracy theories at the ready.... |
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Did your fish own a flight simulator?
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frog ate its?
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working on my tan
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Not that i'm aware of.
I don't think it's in the sea because i'm pretty sure he'd survive that. Very concerned for his safety now... ![]() |
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I think you have to start investigating the other fish's known ties and affiliations. Check all communication records... patterns of travel etc.
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check the radar...
Or your cat ate it.. you got a kitten recently no? she got wet paws? |
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See if it dug a hole under something.
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Cat has been at parents house the past few weeks. Would have been a prime suspect is it was still here. But can rule that one out...
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Perhaps in a parallel universe you had a tank with a fish in it, but here in this one, you simply had a tank with no fish in it. Have you been through any wormholes or vortexes lately?
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Did the fish disable both its transponders?
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I've asked the other fish if they have any information regarding this but nothing.
Hopefully it wasn't the new fish i added to the tank recently. ![]() |
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That fucking Nemo
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you were drunk blacked out and ate him
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working on my tan
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Now with more Jayne
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It's on the island along with the smoke monster and the polar bear.
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Its hiding under a rock.
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I had a fish disappear too. It's strange to be sure.
Actually I had one commit suicide and the other vanished. |
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I Like Depth Of Field!
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I had the same thing happen... little guppy, never did find him. Tank of guppies, figured the others just ate him so I flushed the rest down the toilet!
j/k... just bought another one |
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Nah it was obviously those shifty fucking Malays. They don't have the competence to steal a plane but they could totally swipe a fish if nobody was looking.
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Check behind the couch where ever it is.
I lost a few fish and they always ended up there - and it was across the living room about 20 feet from the tank lol
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check the filter
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His name wasn't by chance "Willy" was it?
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Work Work Work
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Maybe you just got sober and now there's only one.
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On the other hand, it could also be you are drunk now
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A secret cannibal in there?
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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What are your co-ordinates? Lets crowd source a satellite search!
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Still didn't find it?
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He might have jumped outside and 'crawl' under some furniture around, it can't just disappear. :\
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A cat broke in and ate it.
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I think I know what happened....
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