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Old 03-19-2014, 12:22 PM   #1
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First a plane goes missing, now this!......

Was out and about for a few hours today and when i got home 20mins ago one of my fish has simply vanished!

I don't have any "killers" in there, so it's definitely not been eaten. I checked the filter to see if it got stuck. Nope.

Checked the floor to see if it somehow escaped. Nope.




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Did your fish own a flight simulator?
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:25 PM   #3
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:29 PM   #6
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Did your fish own a flight simulator?
Not that i'm aware of.

I don't think it's in the sea because i'm pretty sure he'd survive that.


Very concerned for his safety now...
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:31 PM   #7
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Not that i'm aware of.

I don't think it's in the sea because i'm pretty sure he'd survive that.


Very concerned for his safety now...
I think you have to start investigating the other fish's known ties and affiliations. Check all communication records... patterns of travel etc.
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:34 PM   #8
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check the radar...

Or your cat ate it.. you got a kitten recently no? she got wet paws?
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:37 PM   #9
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:46 PM   #10
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check the radar...

Or your cat ate it.. you got a kitten recently no? she got wet paws?
Cat has been at parents house the past few weeks. Would have been a prime suspect is it was still here. But can rule that one out...
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:48 PM   #11
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Perhaps in a parallel universe you had a tank with a fish in it, but here in this one, you simply had a tank with no fish in it. Have you been through any wormholes or vortexes lately?
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Old 03-19-2014, 12:52 PM   #12
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Cat has been at parents house the past few weeks. Would have been a prime suspect is it was still here. But can rule that one out...
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Did the fish disable both its transponders?
I've asked the other fish if they have any information regarding this but nothing.

Hopefully it wasn't the new fish i added to the tank recently.

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Not that i'm aware of.

I don't think it's in the sea because i'm pretty sure he'd survive that.


Very concerned for his safety now...
To be fair,those fish with pilot licenses are known for being sneaky.
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I had a fish disappear too. It's strange to be sure.

Actually I had one commit suicide and the other vanished.
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I had the same thing happen... little guppy, never did find him. Tank of guppies, figured the others just ate him so I flushed the rest down the toilet!






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I've asked the other fish if they have any information regarding this but nothing.

Hopefully it wasn't the new fish i added to the tank recently.
Nah it was obviously those shifty fucking Malays. They don't have the competence to steal a plane but they could totally swipe a fish if nobody was looking.
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Check behind the couch where ever it is.

I lost a few fish and they always ended up there - and it was across the living room about 20 feet from the tank lol
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Was out and about for a few hours today and when i got home 20mins ago one of my fish has simply vanished!

I don't have any "killers" in there, so it's definitely not been eaten. I checked the filter to see if it got stuck. Nope.

Checked the floor to see if it somehow escaped. Nope.




Conspiracy theories at the ready....
did you check with the NSA?
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Checked that.

Nothing...
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He might have jumped outside and 'crawl' under some furniture around, it can't just disappear. :\
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