Is There Any Other Way To Masturbate Other Than Furiously?

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  • Mutt
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Sep 2002
    • 34431
    #1

    Is There Any Other Way To Masturbate Other Than Furiously?

    Whenever somebody describes a guy masturbating the masturbator is always described as 'furiously masturbating'. Is it not possible for somebody to be 'lackadaisically masturbating' or 'happily masturbating'?

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    • CDSmith
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • May 2001
      • 51460
      #2
      'Furiously' does seem to be the buzzword de jeur of the new millenium in the world of wanking in public.
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        • Matt 26z
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2002
          • 18481
          #3
          "It’s not clear if the students noticed Luecke, realized what he was doing or cared. Nevertheless, school officials as well as local police are working to identify the teenagers to see if they need counseling."

          Sounds like they might be entitled to a cash settlement.

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            • rogueteens
              So fucking bland
              • Jul 2006
              • 8005
              #4
              the teacher was old, maybe he had Parkinson's or something? maybe he just wanted a lazy wank and the trembles got him?
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                • Randomonium
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 152
                  #5
                  leisurely

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                    • The Porn Nerd
                      Living The Dream
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 19787
                      #6
                      Yes: I light some candles, put on some romantic Kenny G. music and gently explore my genitals with loving care and attention to detail.

                      Then I cum and kick myself the fuck OUT.

                      Hey, works for me. :D
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                        • Grapesoda
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Jul 2003
                          • 46238
                          #7
                          Originally posted by Mutt
                          Whenever somebody describes a guy masturbating the masturbator is always described as 'furiously masturbating'. Is it not possible for somebody to be 'lackadaisically masturbating' or 'happily masturbating'?

                          http://news.yahoo.com/substitute-tea...172019048.html
                          when I was in 7th a grade a guy would always jerk off under his desk then show us the pop... teacher never caught on.... so he was masturbating surreptitiously

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                            • Sly
                              Let's do some business!
                              • Sep 2004
                              • 31376
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Grapesoda
                              when I was in 7th a grade a guy would always jerk off under his desk then show us the pop... teacher never caught on.... so he was masturbating surreptitiously
                              And you were watching curiously.
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                                • The Porn Nerd
                                  Living The Dream
                                  • Jun 2009
                                  • 19787
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Grapesoda
                                  when I was in 7th a grade a guy would always jerk off under his desk then show us the pop... teacher never caught on.... so he was masturbating surreptitiously
                                  Well I guess that ends the "Nature vs. Nurture" debate. LOL
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                                    • JockoHomo
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                                      • Jun 2013
                                      • 1523
                                      #10

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                                        • Rochard
                                          Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                          • Dec 2001
                                          • 75733
                                          #11
                                          I like the lackadaisically masturbating myself... I'm not in a hurry to get off. I like to tease myself.
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                                          Brooklyn, NY

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                                            • Wizzo
                                              2011 GFY Hall of Fame!
                                              • Nov 2000
                                              • 15224
                                              #12
                                              Only in public..
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                                                • okok
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                  • 502
                                                  #13
                                                  Not completely related, but reminds me of one funny quote from a very funny book, full of funny quotes:

                                                  ?I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner.?
                                                  -- Ignatius J. Reilly (from John Kennedy Toole's "A Confederacy of Dunces")

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