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Old 02-23-2014, 01:31 PM   #1
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OVER 45? Who did YOUR - Obligatory 45 YR old Prostate Exam... ???????????????

Given the choice - DESPITE THE FAM GUY Clip which is just waiting to be posted - MAN OR WOMMAN AS YOUR DOCTOR??

I say female - Cause she will have smaller fingers... But given to that, I'll yale EddyTheDog, cause despite being a registered nurse... I'm sure he would be gentle, and I'd still get at least a BIT of arousal



WHO DID YOUR EXAM?
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Old 02-23-2014, 04:03 PM   #2
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I know EddyTheDog got carpal tunnel from giving your exam, when will those "hands of an angel" be better?
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Old 02-23-2014, 04:47 PM   #3
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Obligatory??? When I am 45 that's still not happening, even if it is a law.
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Old 02-23-2014, 04:55 PM   #4
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I have an annual checkup st Luke's. They use ultrasound now. No more, bend over pls.

Just as important is getting screened for lung cancer. Rely on xrays and it will be too late. Tcg machine if I remember right.
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Old 02-23-2014, 04:58 PM   #5
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Evil, ask any cancer patient, early detection will save your life! Do it. The good checkup wellness centers are like resorts now.
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Old 02-24-2014, 02:53 AM   #6
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Obligatory??? When I am 45 that's still not happening, even if it is a law.
Well, I'm not one for following rules in general, but when it comes to my health I try to do whats expected.

They say that at 45 you should have it checked. Then thats it! They dont say go back every week - Just that at turning 45 you SHOULD have a finger up your butt....
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Old 02-24-2014, 04:31 AM   #7
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3 years to go here, and it will be a woman, or it won't get done
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Old 02-24-2014, 04:50 AM   #8
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Did a routine check-up last year and they saw something "which might be bad". I went to the urologist right away and i got that ultrasound dildo. My doc was a female and it felt a bit like "payback"...

But more important - it was all okay and the examination was a pice of cake. Absolutely nothing to worry about...
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Actually, this is something I feel strongly about...

If I am going to pay a stranger to put their finger in my ass, SHE is going to be a cute BLONDE.

It is with that criteria that I sought out a new primary care physician when I moved to CA. I in fact did find the perfect doctor, and when she asked me why I chose her (she mainly saw female patients), I was honest and told her EXACTLY why and we both had a good laugh. I've been with her about 10 years now.

CS, you will love my "Brown Ribbon Campaign" (http://www.xbiz.com/blogs/172564) to help encourage men to get a colonoscopy at 50 (I went to a specialist).

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Old 02-24-2014, 12:17 PM   #10
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nice new avatar currentlysober
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I have a female doctor. Every year I tell her some variation of this joke during and after the procedure...

"Wait a sec... I just want to see where both of your hands are"

"Does this mean we are officially dating"

"Wow... and I didn't even have to buy you dinner first"

It's an exam dude. And a VERY necessary one. It fuckin sucks but it's over in seconds.
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