The difference between a white guy trying to break into a car, and a black guy breaking in.
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Yeah, I hate having to lift the hood of my car in New York; people think I'm stealing the battery.Your neighbor will murder you with frogs
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First thing they do (after screaming: "put your motherfucking hands where i can see them") is handcuff him... second thing they do is asking him: "is this your car?"

In Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................
I would have a big authority problem living in a country with rude, anti-social
pigs like that!Last edited by Struggle4Bucks; 02-20-2014, 09:49 PM.Half troll half amazing!Comment
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Brilliant! I actually read that and heard a Dutch accentIn Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................
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Quoted for truth. When I've been to the Netherlands, I've noticed that the police there is very friendly and always ready to help with anything.First thing they do (after screaming: "put your motherfucking hands where i can see them") is handcuff him... second thing they do is asking him: "is this your car?"

In Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................
I would have a big authority problem living in a country with rude, anti-social
pigs like that!
I also have to admit that our police has also became much more friendly during the last few years
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nice, but what happens if you also left your ID in the car?First thing they do (after screaming: "put your motherfucking hands where i can see them") is handcuff him... second thing they do is asking him: "is this your car?"

In Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................
I would have a big authority problem living in a country with rude, anti-social
pigs like that!Steve - Publisher & Sales Manager International
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Just curious as I genuinely do not know but why are people edgy on the Walk of Fame?Free traffic and backlinks from one of the fastest growing adult pinsites on the net - SAUCY PICTURES!
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Because, TBH, its a fucking shithole....
No DELIBERATE Offence to the Americans, but its a pretty bad place for tourists
You kinda expect the 'Wlk Of Fame' to be all glizt, glamour n celebs n shit... But in reality, its beggars, Tattoo Shops, bag snatchers, muggers etc....
People who live there, dont walk down there (IMHO) But those who visit, DONT visit again - Unless they have too...
NOTE: The Above is based on MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE...Comment
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I hate to say this but a lot of stuff in our dear US is like that. So many international airports are paeans to architecture and achievement, then you get to fuckin JFK. I love seeing the looks on foreigners faces when we arrive and they get their first glimpse of the US, the world power, the light of nations, the torch or mankind, and it is a broken down shithole staffed by people who .... well let's just say that the word "qualified" has to be stretched like Shelley Lubben's anus to fit them in it.Because, TBH, its a fucking shithole....
No DELIBERATE Offence to the Americans, but its a pretty bad place for tourists
You kinda expect the 'Wlk Of Fame' to be all glizt, glamour n celebs n shit... But in reality, its beggars, Tattoo Shops, bag snatchers, muggers etc....
People who live there, dont walk down there (IMHO) But those who visit, DONT visit again - Unless they have too...
NOTE: The Above is based on MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE...
I'm not complaining but it would have been nice to save a few trillion from our pointless wars of the last few decades and make some nice stuff.Comment
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This ain't the autobahn, boy. Your ass will be hurting for a month. lolComment
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You should play running back in football because you have a gift for dodging reality.
Next you will tell us that New York city stopped and frisked 650,000 blacks and Hispanics
because they walked down the wrong street while the few whites that were stopped had the majority of illegal hand guns on their person because they feared the 650,000 blacks and Hispanics.
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You are 100% correct and any American that is offended has blinders on. I've been to LA a few times - each time being super excited and each time arriving only to end up thinking "wow, this place is a complete fucking cesspool of garbage, graffiti, traffic, dangerous areas and shady characters. It's thoroughly insane that something like Hollywood BLVD which every tourist is going to see is so filthy and full of shady/disturbing people, junkies and homeless.Because, TBH, its a fucking shithole....
No DELIBERATE Offence to the Americans, but its a pretty bad place for tourists
You kinda expect the 'Wlk Of Fame' to be all glizt, glamour n celebs n shit... But in reality, its beggars, Tattoo Shops, bag snatchers, muggers etc....
People who live there, dont walk down there (IMHO) But those who visit, DONT visit again - Unless they have too...
NOTE: The Above is based on MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE....
Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.
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They get targeted because they are BY FAR committing most of the crime.You should play running back in football because you have a gift for dodging reality.
Next you will tell us that New York city stopped and frisked 650,000 blacks and Hispanics
because they walked down the wrong street while the few whites that were stopped had the majority of illegal hand guns on their person because they feared the 650,000 blacks and Hispanics.

Talk about "dodging reality".
Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.
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No, the people committing most of the crimes are targeted because they are the people committing most of the crimes most of the time.
Btw... when are "black people who really care" like yourself going to actually start addressing the problem? The countless murders of blacks by blacks, the violence, the crime etc? You gonna blame whitey all your life, because its easy and relieves an entire race of any personal accountability?
Or are you going to actually deal with the problem and confront it like a man?Last edited by TheSquealer; 02-21-2014, 06:29 AM..
Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.
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See the entire problem here is that you just blamed me for saying a lot of things I never said.No, the people committing most of the crimes are targeted because they are the people committing most of the crimes.
Btw... when are "black people who really care" like yourself going to actually start addressing the problem? The countless murders of blacks by blacks, the violence, the crime etc? You gonna blame whitey all your life, because its easy and relieves an entire race of any personal accountability?
Or are you going to actually deal with the problem and confront it like a man?
You assume I would say those things because I'm black.
You think I have an obligation to "fix" blacks because I'm black but you have no obligation because you are not black.
You never consider simple reasoning as in "Why the fuck would I care about a nigga more than you?"

As far as "blaming whitey"; well you're the one that called someone whitey, not me.
And the only thing you did in your post was "blame blackie".
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you and brassmonkey constantly chime in on that which you perceive to be "racist" against blacks. But you do absolutely nothing about it constructive.... but make messageboard posts.See the entire problem here is that you just blamed me for saying a lot of things I never said.
You assume I would say those things because I'm black.
You think I have an obligation to "fix" blacks because I'm black but you have no obligation because you are not black.
You never consider simple reasoning as in "Why the fuck would I care about a nigga more than you?"

As far as "blaming whitey"; well you're the one that called someone whitey, not me.
And the only thing you did in your post was "blame blackie".

So which is it? You care? Or you don't care? You are telling us you don't care.... yet you can't shut the fuck up about it.
And what is the overarching theme in your posts... always???
....."They are the problem"
The problem is always someone else... and the problem is always somewhere else. How convenient.Last edited by TheSquealer; 02-21-2014, 06:38 AM..
Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.
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You go fix faces of meth to prove your worth as a white man and then I'll fix blacks to prove my worth.
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Why don't you stop putting words in my mouth like I called you racist.you and brassmonkey constantly chime in on that which you perceive to be "racist" against blacks. But you do absolutely nothing about it constructive.... but make messageboard posts.
So which is it? You care? Or you don't care? You are telling us you don't care.... yet you can't shut the fuck up about it.
And what is the overarching theme in your posts... always???
....."They are the problem"
I'm just calling you fucking ignorant.

You're an angry ass loser and you think hating blacks is going to fix you.
Trust me that it won't.
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QFT...Because, TBH, its a fucking shithole....
No DELIBERATE Offence to the Americans, but its a pretty bad place for tourists
You kinda expect the 'Wlk Of Fame' to be all glizt, glamour n celebs n shit... But in reality, its beggars, Tattoo Shops, bag snatchers, muggers etc....
People who live there, dont walk down there (IMHO) But those who visit, DONT visit again - Unless they have too...
NOTE: The Above is based on MY PERSONAL EXPERIENCE...
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Is car theft and violence a big problem in Holland? Comparing the two scenarios is ludicrous..First thing they do (after screaming: "put your motherfucking hands where i can see them") is handcuff him... second thing they do is asking him: "is this your car?"

In Holland it would have gone like this:
Cop: Goodafternoon sir, can we help you with something?
Man: Yes i'm trying to get in my car... i lost the keys.
Cop: That's not so smart, please show us the papers of your car so we can help you.
Man: Yeah well the papers are in the car.
Cop: Please show us your id.
Man: Here you are.
Cop: Thank you.
(After checking car-ownership belongs to name on id)
Here is your id sir.... What we can do is..................
.................................................. ....................
I would have a big authority problem living in a country with rude, anti-social
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White non-methheads hate methheads. You will never find me standing up for a methhead. They are parasites and a danger to society.
Do you feel the same way about any group of blacks?Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted
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I don't have a problem with anyone... other than those who are incapable of accepting any personal responsibility... and those who think that blaming others is the solution to fixing the problem..
Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.
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Only comparing attitudes. No matter how big a problem is... don't see "a big problem"
a reason for approaching people different. Shoot first ask questions later? Because something is a big problem? Someone losing his keys is also very common problem.
I have seen a lot of videos of US officers acting like complete fuckheads
for the must silly things. Unnecessary violance and anti-social behaviour.
Anyone acting towards me like your officials do will get them an instant
nose job. It's disgusting. Really.Half troll half amazing!Comment
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Wait so violence is wrong unless you're the one dishing it out based on what you think is right and wrong?
and fyi brainiac, the real world isn't defined by a few youtube vids.Comment
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Officers are in service of the community. They should leave their "my wife had a headache"-bad mood at home and act professionally without displaying personal
emotions.
A FEW youtube videos?
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Go to London and Picadilly Circus or Paris and the Eiffel Tower. It is the same everywhere. People prey on tourists because they can.You are 100% correct and any American that is offended has blinders on. I've been to LA a few times - each time being super excited and each time arriving only to end up thinking "wow, this place is a complete fucking cesspool of garbage, graffiti, traffic, dangerous areas and shady characters. It's thoroughly insane that something like Hollywood BLVD which every tourist is going to see is so filthy and full of shady/disturbing people, junkies and homeless.Comment
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I understand that cops should keep their personal life personal.
And yes, a few, or 100 videos makes no matter, the point is you don't care to look for the good videos and people don't care to upload good videos.
More people complain about shit online than praise it. In a country with 315 million people it's silly to point to however many youtubes and base your decision.
Fact is, I've had more than a few run-ins with authorities, and not once has anything youtube worthy happened in those.Comment
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I've been all over the world. I've spent plenty of time in London and Paris. People pick pocketing tourists has nothing to do with LA being filthy and tourist spots like Hollywood BLVD being full of junkies and garbage.
Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens.
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You could have said "crack heads", the Crips, the Bloods, Nation of Islam, black panthers, NAACP, any NBA team, all 100 meter dash finalist........
But once again you fail at life.
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