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  • mpahlca
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    • Feb 2004
    • 1821

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    ZTOD Breaks through payment barrier!

    After years of producing the highest rated XXX video content during the DVD era of adult entertainment and successfully bringing their brands online at ZTOD.com, the company announced today that it will soon begin accepting payment in Goats but is unlikely to ever accept payment via Bitcoin or other so-called cryptocurrency.

    'We have Zero Tolerance for make-believe money that spikes or craters in value on an hourly basis" said Michael of ZTOD.com. "On the other hand, goats have proven to have real value for centuries and can easily be traded for other goods or services in just about every region of the world. When you look at the relevant livestock pricing index you can also quickly see that the Goat market, unlike Bitcoins, moves for intelligible reasons grounded in logical an trackable analytics. Something all prudent online adult companies take seriously in our planning."

    The data points are easily traceable through a number of well known sources including http://www.agr.gc.ca/redmeat-viander..._eng.htm#goats and while many have predicted the extinction of goats or the idea that mechanization of certain agricultural tasks would obviate the need for goats in the workforce, to this point in time the goat has remained one of the most efficient methods of clearing fields, providing milk or calming other animals including thoroughbred racehorses.

    "We are taking a pro-goat stance to protect our own interests and the interests of our affiliate webmasters" said Mpahlca. "When someone sends their traffic to ZTOD they will get paid every penny, euro, or goat they are entitled to. Every time - and neither their hard earned revenue nor ours will be subjected to the rampant speculation and market fluctuation that plagues the Bitcoin world."

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  • Harmon
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    • Relentless
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      #3


      Baaaaarilliant!


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      • mpahlca
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        #4
        In case you are wondering at current market rates one goat is equivalent value to one yearly membership.
        I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

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        • _Richard_
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          • Oct 2006
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          #5
          someone say goats? Rochard will be here shortly

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          • JFK
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            • Jan 2002
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            #6
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            • Relentless
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              #7
              Originally posted by JFK
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              • Tom_PM
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                • Feb 2005
                • 16443

                #8
                Did you know that goat meat makes up 70% of red meat eaten worldwide?

                43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                • pornmasta
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                  • Jun 2006
                  • 20015

                  #9
                  anyway the tolerance is on demand...

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                  • Juicy D. Links
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                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    my trackers were set off due to the "goats"

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                    • Relentless
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                      • Aug 2006
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                      #11
                      #1 story on www.AVN.com right now!

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                      • Rochard
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                        • Dec 2001
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by mpahlca
                        In case you are wondering at current market rates one goat is equivalent value to one yearly membership.
                        My goat Katia is worth so much more than a yearly membership!

                        Herschel Savage
                        Brooklyn, NY

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                        • _Richard_
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                          • Oct 2006
                          • 30991

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rochard
                          My goat Katia is worth so much more than a yearly membership!

                          i think it's time to take some more pics at the 'bunny ranch'

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                          • Sly
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                            • Sep 2004
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                            #14
                            This is going to kick you in the ass when someone from northern Africa gets all pissed off because you wouldn't pay them in goats. LOL.
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                            • Relentless
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sly
                              This is going to kick you in the ass when someone from northern Africa gets all pissed off because you wouldn't pay them in goats. LOL.
                              You mean process their Charge Back in Goats!

                              Hey, there is a pun in there somewhere


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                              • SiMpLe
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Relentless
                                So fkn awesome lmao
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                                • Relentless
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by SiMpLe
                                  So fkn awesome lmao
                                  Top story on XBIZ now as well. YNOT did a full feature article comparing VideosZ's pro Bitcoin approach to ZTOD's pro goat approach ;)


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                                  • iSpyCams
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by mpahlca
                                    In case you are wondering at current market rates one goat is equivalent value to one yearly membership.
                                    But if you keep the goat you can just fuck the goat which is like having porn plus a flesh-light and a girlfriend and a pet all in one furry package.
                                    - As soon as I think up a good sig it's going here.

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                                    • arock10
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                                      • Jan 2006
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                                      #19
                                      Will you be doing payouts in goats too?
                                      Sup

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                                      • Relentless
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by arock10
                                        Will you be doing payouts in goats too?
                                        GoatShare or GoatPerSale ?


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                                        • robwod
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                                          #21
                                          Haha, this is classic
                                          NSFW

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                                          • Nurgle
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                                            #22
                                            what age are the goats to be?
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                                            • Markul
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                                              • Dec 2007
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Relentless
                                              GoatShare or GoatPerSale ?
                                              But.... I pulled out...

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                                              • Relentless
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                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Nurgle
                                                what age are the goats to be?
                                                Goat2257 is a whole other matter Nurgle...


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                                                • _Richard_
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                                                  • Oct 2006
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Relentless
                                                  GoatShare or GoatPerSale ?


                                                  beating a dead goat..

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                                                  • Relentless
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by _Richard_

                                                    beating a dead goat..
                                                    More like milking her for all she is worth


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                                                    • Sly
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Relentless
                                                      More like milking her for all she is worth
                                                      Okay now it's getting a little frightening that you have so many goat lines ready.
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                                                      • Relentless
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Sly
                                                        Okay now it's getting a little frightening that you have so many goat lines ready.
                                                        I didn't have anything prepared in advance. Sometime you gotta just grab the goat by the horns and run with it...


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                                                        • Simon
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                                                          #29
                                                          GOATCoin actually exists...






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                                                          • DVTimes
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Rochard
                                                            My goat Katia is worth so much more than a yearly membership!

                                                            cool. nice pic
                                                            XXX

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                                                            • Relentless
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by SimonSays
                                                              .
                                                              If you can't milk it, eat it, or pet it.... it is not a goat.


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                                                              • NEW XTC
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                                                                #32
                                                                another guy putting himself down on paper as being on the wrong side of history:
                                                                'We have Zero Tolerance for make-believe money that spikes or craters in value on an hourly basis" said Michael of ZTOD.com.
                                                                Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

                                                                -Voltaire

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                                                                • _Richard_
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by SimonSays





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                                                                  • JFK
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
                                                                    my trackers were set off due to the "goats"
                                                                    Got your goat did it ? Will you call it Billy ?


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                                                                    • mpahlca
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Sly
                                                                      This is going to kick you in the ass when someone from northern Africa gets all pissed off because you wouldn't pay them in goats. LOL.
                                                                      I will pay in goats!
                                                                      I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

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                                                                      • mpahlca
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by NEW XTC
                                                                        another guy putting himself down on paper as being on the wrong side of history:
                                                                        'We have Zero Tolerance for make-believe money that spikes or craters in value on an hourly basis" said Michael of ZTOD.com.
                                                                        How am I on the wrong side of history? Once Bitcoin has a true valuation that is not based solely on speculation and has real anti fraud controls maybe i'll look at it. Right now fraud is rampant in that currency and people aren't able to tell whats real and whats not.

                                                                        Let me explain it in a way that's easier to understand, a man sits at home he has paper and a printer and spends countless hours printing US currency(forget that this is illegal), he then spends this on goods at stores, he is extremely happy because he is getting money for essentially very little cost. Now he tells all his neighbors about this awesome new way of making money and they all start doing it. As it expands and grows and more and more people do it the value of the original currency will continue to drop. As more and more bitcoin is mined and spread around the value will naturally drop as this value drops less and less people will be attracted to the currency only because its value is no longer there, as this happens the value will drop further.

                                                                        For reference please look at the 5 year silver price chart.
                                                                        I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

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                                                                        • mpahlca
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by SiMpLe
                                                                          So fkn awesome lmao
                                                                          Sean hit me up on Skype some time I miss our chats

                                                                          Side note get on the goat revolution.
                                                                          I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Bunch of goat fuckers on GFY!!!



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                                                                            • Relentless
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                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by mpahlca
                                                                              How am I on the wrong side of history? Once Bitcoin has a true valuation that is not based solely on speculation and has real anti fraud controls maybe i'll look at it. Right now fraud is rampant in that currency and people aren't able to tell whats real and whats not.
                                                                              In fairness Michael, have you also considered the possibility of Counterfeit Goats?

                                                                              http://articles.chicagotribune.com/1...rothers-animal

                                                                              Just sayin'


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                                                                                #40


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                                                                                • VikingMan
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  I woke up this morning and all my goats are gone! Damn you noobs driving up the price of goats!!! Now I will have to install CCTV and alarm systems to keep my goats from being stolen in the future.

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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by VikingMan
                                                                                    I woke up this morning and all my goats are gone! Damn you noobs driving up the price of goats!!! Now I will have to install CCTV and alarm systems to keep my goats from being stolen in the future.
                                                                                    GoatStatsRemote - Now there is a product whose time has come!


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                                                                                    • woj
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by mpahlca
                                                                                      How am I on the wrong side of history? Once Bitcoin has a true valuation that is not based solely on speculation and has real anti fraud controls maybe i'll look at it. Right now fraud is rampant in that currency and people aren't able to tell whats real and whats not.
                                                                                      What fraud are you referring to?


                                                                                      Originally posted by mpahlca
                                                                                      Let me explain it in a way that's easier to understand, a man sits at home he has paper and a printer and spends countless hours printing US currency(forget that this is illegal), he then spends this on goods at stores, he is extremely happy because he is getting money for essentially very little cost. Now he tells all his neighbors about this awesome new way of making money and they all start doing it. As it expands and grows and more and more people do it the value of the original currency will continue to drop. As more and more bitcoin is mined and spread around the value will naturally drop as this value drops less and less people will be attracted to the currency only because its value is no longer there, as this happens the value will drop further.

                                                                                      For reference please look at the 5 year silver price chart.
                                                                                      Some minor details you are missing are that:
                                                                                      1. total number of bitcoins will be finite
                                                                                      2. it's not possible to create them "cheaply", you need asic hardware that costs $1000s, and even then you can create only very limited # of bitcoins
                                                                                      3. each week it becomes more and more difficult to create them

                                                                                      so given those facts, IF interest in bitcoins continues to grow, so will the price... as more and more people will be competing for finite number of bitcoins...

                                                                                      you should do some research to try to gain at least basic understanding of what BTC are all about...
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                                                                                      • woj
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        "We believe Bitcoin can become a major means of payment for e-commerce and may emerge as a serious competitor to traditional money transfer providers," wrote Bank of America currency strategist David Woo in a 14-page note to clients this morning. "As a medium of exchange, Bitcoin has clear potential for growth, in our view."

                                                                                        source: http://www.businessinsider.com/baml-...itcoin-2013-12



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                                                                                        "Dr. David Woo is the Head of Global Rates and Currencies Research at at BofA Merrill Lynch, Research Division. He is a Member of the Research Executive Management Committee at Merrill Lynch & Co., Inc. Dr. Woo is responsible for forecasting the G10 currencies, as well as managing regional interest rate research teams. He joins BofA Merrill Lynch Global Research from Barclays Capital Inc., where he served as Head of Global Foreign Exchange Strategy for the past six years, and as Head of Global Technical Strategy for the past two years. Before joining Barclays, Dr. Woo spent four years at Citigroup, Inc. as Head of Local Markets Strategy for Europe, the Middle East, and Africa. He began his career as an Economist at the International Monetary Fund in Washington, D.C. and has a Ph.D. in Economics from Columbia University."

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                                                                                        • Relentless
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Woj,

                                                                                          Your arguments for BTC are strong, but you don't have any arguments against accepting Goats, do you?
                                                                                          Neither does David Woo.


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                                                                                          • CarlosTheGaucho
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            How about transfering goats offshore? Anyone did it?

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                                                                                            • Relentless
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by CarlosTheGaucho
                                                                                              How about transfering goats offshore? Anyone did it?
                                                                                              Like most things with goats, that too is an uphill battle ;)


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                                                                                              • Barry-xlovecam
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                For those of you that thought the MtGox hack or theft didn't matter --"alleging long-term theft of about $365 million in the digital currency." ... http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-0...t-at-firm.html -- think again!

                                                                                                $365 million is small potatoes in the scam world after Lehman Brothers, et. al but it's easy headlines.

                                                                                                Goats have intrinsic value. Even fiat currencies have intrinsic value -- the net worth of the issuing country. Bitcoin has no intrinsic value. Only a trading value among a small group of people who make the currency at some cost. Most of the value is their profit and that is really good for selling air -- I have to give them points for that

                                                                                                So if you want to play Monopoly, roll the dice ... In goats I trust :P

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                                                                                                • Relentless
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                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  E Pluribus Goat


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