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  • mpahlca
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 1821

    #1

    ZTOD Breaks through payment barrier!

    After years of producing the highest rated XXX video content during the DVD era of adult entertainment and successfully bringing their brands online at ZTOD.com, the company announced today that it will soon begin accepting payment in Goats but is unlikely to ever accept payment via Bitcoin or other so-called cryptocurrency.

    'We have Zero Tolerance for make-believe money that spikes or craters in value on an hourly basis" said Michael of ZTOD.com. "On the other hand, goats have proven to have real value for centuries and can easily be traded for other goods or services in just about every region of the world. When you look at the relevant livestock pricing index you can also quickly see that the Goat market, unlike Bitcoins, moves for intelligible reasons grounded in logical an trackable analytics. Something all prudent online adult companies take seriously in our planning."

    The data points are easily traceable through a number of well known sources including http://www.agr.gc.ca/redmeat-viander..._eng.htm#goats and while many have predicted the extinction of goats or the idea that mechanization of certain agricultural tasks would obviate the need for goats in the workforce, to this point in time the goat has remained one of the most efficient methods of clearing fields, providing milk or calming other animals including thoroughbred racehorses.

    "We are taking a pro-goat stance to protect our own interests and the interests of our affiliate webmasters" said Mpahlca. "When someone sends their traffic to ZTOD they will get paid every penny, euro, or goat they are entitled to. Every time - and neither their hard earned revenue nor ours will be subjected to the rampant speculation and market fluctuation that plagues the Bitcoin world."

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  • Harmon
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    • Mar 2004
    • 20012

    #2
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    • Relentless
      www.EngineFood.com
      • Aug 2006
      • 5697

      #3


      Baaaaarilliant!


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      • mpahlca
        Confirmed User
        • Feb 2004
        • 1821

        #4
        In case you are wondering at current market rates one goat is equivalent value to one yearly membership.
        I could give two shits wether you read this sig or not.

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        • _Richard_
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2006
          • 30991

          #5
          someone say goats? Rochard will be here shortly

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          • JFK
            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
            • Jan 2002
            • 67373

            #6
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            • Relentless
              www.EngineFood.com
              • Aug 2006
              • 5697

              #7
              Originally posted by JFK
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              Glad to see renewable resources gaining ground!


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              • Tom_PM
                Porn Meister
                • Feb 2005
                • 16443

                #8
                Did you know that goat meat makes up 70% of red meat eaten worldwide?

                43-922-863 Shut up and play your guitar.

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                • pornmasta
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 20014

                  #9
                  anyway the tolerance is on demand...

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                  • Juicy D. Links
                    So Fucking Banned
                    • Apr 2001
                    • 122992

                    #10
                    my trackers were set off due to the "goats"

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                    • Relentless
                      www.EngineFood.com
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 5697

                      #11
                      #1 story on www.AVN.com right now!

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                      • Rochard
                        Jägermeister Test Pilot
                        • Dec 2001
                        • 75733

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mpahlca
                        In case you are wondering at current market rates one goat is equivalent value to one yearly membership.
                        My goat Katia is worth so much more than a yearly membership!

                        Herschel Savage
                        Brooklyn, NY

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                        • _Richard_
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2006
                          • 30991

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Rochard
                          My goat Katia is worth so much more than a yearly membership!

                          i think it's time to take some more pics at the 'bunny ranch'

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                          • Sly
                            Let's do some business!
                            • Sep 2004
                            • 31375

                            #14
                            This is going to kick you in the ass when someone from northern Africa gets all pissed off because you wouldn't pay them in goats. LOL.
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                            • Relentless
                              www.EngineFood.com
                              • Aug 2006
                              • 5697

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Sly
                              This is going to kick you in the ass when someone from northern Africa gets all pissed off because you wouldn't pay them in goats. LOL.
                              You mean process their Charge Back in Goats!

                              Hey, there is a pun in there somewhere


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