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Old 02-16-2014, 10:18 PM   #1
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Reality show snake handler dies from snakebite

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Sunday, February 16, 2014 10:32PM EST

MIDDLESBORO, Ky. -- Jamie Coots, a snake-handling Kentucky pastor who appeared on the National Geographic television reality show "Snake Salvation," died Saturday after being bitten by a snake.

Coots was handling a rattlesnake during a Saturday night service at his Full Gospel Tabernacle in Jesus Name Church in Middlesboro when he was bitten, another preacher, Cody Winn, told WBIR-TV.



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Old 02-16-2014, 11:09 PM   #2
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Coots said then he needed the snakes for religious reasons, citing a Bible passage in the book of Mark that reads, in part: "And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; They shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover."
Well, that worked out well
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Old 02-16-2014, 11:28 PM   #3
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God loved him so much he made the snake kill him to get him to heaven early.
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Old 02-16-2014, 11:50 PM   #4
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Westboro Baptist should give this a go.
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Old 02-16-2014, 11:54 PM   #5
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Westboro Baptist should give this a go.
I'll provide the snakes...
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Old 02-16-2014, 11:58 PM   #6
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Poor snake...



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Old 02-17-2014, 05:05 AM   #7
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I'll provide the snakes...
I'm musically inclined.

I'll work the tambourine.
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I used to think this sort of story would make a difference. Nope.
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I'm musically inclined.

I'll work the tambourine.
Oooo! And I will accompany you on cowbell!




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i find this slightly amusing
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We can always use more cowbell.
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http://www.npr.org/2013/10/18/236997...snake-handling

So apparently they starve the snakes as it makes them less likely to bite and the venom less deadly.
I want to know where the this leaves the preachers? They actively try to remove as much of the risk as they can while putting on a show. So do they see themselves as frauds then? Or are they able to rationalise it in some way?
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