Tranny trick..the storie - GoFuckYourself.com

maxjohan · 03-05-2003, 07:47 PM

I was chating with a "girl" on the Internet for 3 hours..we was going to meet and have sex..her name was Anna and she was 30 years old. I just was so damn stupid so I belived her all the way..because Ive done that before(and I met my lovely x girlfriend on the internet)..so I called her on the mobile phone, and ofcourse it was boys trying to be a girl!..I feel so stupid, but I swear this guys was pros...

Just give me ass kick because I deserve it.

Some "girl" that want to chat?

ICQ: 172759848

Dildozer · 03-05-2003, 07:49 PM

hahahaha

nice!

asuna · 03-05-2003, 07:50 PM

Gotcha!

maxjohan · 03-05-2003, 07:56 PM

I just say one thing and thats...never more internet chat room...dating/sex.

I never going to trust people again in chat rooms!!!!!

And dont post some more of advices I saw on how to get yours from the internet

...someone was talking about almost 100 girls from AOL..or something..how can it be possible?

mrthumbs · 03-05-2003, 07:58 PM

you're an asshole, why did you hang up on me like that?

Sly_RJ · 03-05-2003, 08:00 PM

You need to run a search here on GFY and find the story about my tranny experience.

maxjohan · 03-05-2003, 08:00 PM

beacause you did sound like a tranny.

maxjohan · 03-05-2003, 08:01 PM

where do I search?

mrthumbs · 03-05-2003, 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
You need to run a search here on GFY and find the story about my tranny experience.

maxjohan · 03-05-2003, 08:05 PM

ahh..was it that storie..with a guy been together with a tranny for two weeks ?

..I just remeber that storie..now I feel so much better

When I compare 3 hours with two weeks I feel good.

Sly_RJ · 03-05-2003, 08:06 PM

You guys can all laugh now, but this actually happened to me once. I met this real cute girl downtown at Croce's, asked her to lunch. We talked for a while and it turns out she had no boyfriend. My initial thought was "score!", she was really digging me so I figured I'd definitely be able to get some ass from that.

So we end up taking a nice little walk. She sees this hotel and says we should see what their 4 hr. rates were. Dirt cheap, so I was all over that. Pussy, here I come!

Oh, did I mention the vitals? Cute little blonde (I have a thing for blondes, so I was already weak in the knees), real small frame (perfect for sit 'n spins), a killer ass, and a nice little pair of titties.

Anyway, we're up in the room making out. Her top comes off, they were definitely fake, but I love fake titties. Next thing I know, she's slowly moving down to my crotch and pulls out my cock. Yes! I thought. So I just get the best blow job of my life, I shit you not. Was PERFECT!

Well, she obviously wanted some return action. She spun around and pulled down her pretty pink panties, right after she finished telling me how she loved anal. Now, I've never had anal before so I was really stoked. She actually had to tell me exactly what to do, but that's a different story for a different day.

So she's screaming like a little bitch and I'm still stoked that I'm tapping some ass. After the thrill shock passed through me, I realized my balls were slapping something really strange. I just ignored it, figured I was having too much fun to really care what they were slapping against. Another couple minutes passed and I started getting curious...

I pulled out so I could see what I was slapping. And Holy fuck! There was a fully erect 6 inch penis fully intact with two sweaty balls! Just imagine the bitch scream I let out after that! I just fucked a guy! An IT!

She, he, it, whatever... wanted to know what the problem was. What the fuck! Take a guess there Rupaul! Needless to say, I dashed out of there like you've never seen and never looked back.

I'll never look at a tranny the same way again...

On a good note, anal sex is now my favorite position.

mrthumbs · 03-05-2003, 08:08 PM

for real???

JayJay · 03-05-2003, 08:13 PM

Your not sad for falling for these little boys games but you are sad for having to meet girls on the internet!

mrthumbs · 03-05-2003, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JayJay
Your not sad for falling for these little boys games but you are sad for having to meet girls on the internet!

funny to hear that coming from you

maxjohan · 03-05-2003, 08:17 PM

that was really funny...now I feel even more better...anyone else have some story to tell?

stanton · 03-05-2003, 08:21 PM

you sounded prety sexy on the phone

wanna meet

i am just a sexy girl

maxjohan · 03-05-2003, 08:22 PM

JayJay...yes its sad...anyone should stop doing it.

Its much better to see a face and tits..and that stupid text rolling.

maxjohan · 03-05-2003, 08:28 PM

stanton, I am leaving from sweden tomorrow..

Spunky · 03-05-2003, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
You guys can all laugh now, but this actually happened to me once. I met this real cute girl downtown at Croce's, asked her to lunch. We talked for a while and it turns out she had no boyfriend. My initial thought was "score!", she was really digging me so I figured I'd definitely be able to get some ass from that.

So we end up taking a nice little walk. She sees this hotel and says we should see what their 4 hr. rates were. Dirt cheap, so I was all over that. Pussy, here I come!

Oh, did I mention the vitals? Cute little blonde (I have a thing for blondes, so I was already weak in the knees), real small frame (perfect for sit 'n spins), a killer ass, and a nice little pair of titties.

Anyway, we're up in the room making out. Her top comes off, they were definitely fake, but I love fake titties. Next thing I know, she's slowly moving down to my crotch and pulls out my cock. Yes! I thought. So I just get the best blow job of my life, I shit you not. Was PERFECT!

Well, she obviously wanted some return action. She spun around and pulled down her pretty pink panties, right after she finished telling me how she loved anal. Now, I've never had anal before so I was really stoked. She actually had to tell me exactly what to do, but that's a different story for a different day.

So she's screaming like a little bitch and I'm still stoked that I'm tapping some ass. After the thrill shock passed through me, I realized my balls were slapping something really strange. I just ignored it, figured I was having too much fun to really care what they were slapping against. Another couple minutes passed and I started getting curious...

I pulled out so I could see what I was slapping. And Holy fuck! There was a fully erect 6 inch penis fully intact with two sweaty balls! Just imagine the bitch scream I let out after that! I just fucked a guy! An IT!

She, he, it, whatever... wanted to know what the problem was. What the fuck! Take a guess there Rupaul! Needless to say, I dashed out of there like you've never seen and never looked back.

I'll never look at a tranny the same way again...

On a good note, anal sex is now my favorite position.

O.K where did you scoop that story from? And if its true does that mean your a homo now?

Sly_RJ · 03-05-2003, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1

O.K where did you scoop that story from? And if its true does that mean your a homo now?

All of the stories I post have been written by me.

03-05-2003, 07:47 PM	#1
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	Tranny trick..the storie I was chating with a "girl" on the Internet for 3 hours..we was going to meet and have sex..her name was Anna and she was 30 years old. I just was so damn stupid so I belived her all the way..because Ive done that before(and I met my lovely x girlfriend on the internet)..so I called her on the mobile phone, and ofcourse it was boys trying to be a girl!..I feel so stupid, but I swear this guys was pros... Just give me ass kick because I deserve it. Some "girl" that want to chat? ICQ: 172759848 __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-05-2003, 07:49 PM	#2
Dildozer Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 7,519	hahahaha nice! __________________ Spam link here

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03-05-2003, 07:56 PM	#4
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	I just say one thing and thats...never more internet chat room...dating/sex. I never going to trust people again in chat rooms!!!!! And dont post some more of advices I saw on how to get yours from the internet ...someone was talking about almost 100 girls from AOL..or something..how can it be possible? __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-05-2003, 08:00 PM	#6
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	You need to run a search here on GFY and find the story about my tranny experience. __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

03-05-2003, 07:58 PM	#5
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	you're an asshole, why did you hang up on me like that?

03-05-2003, 08:00 PM	#7
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	beacause you did sound like a tranny. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-05-2003, 08:01 PM	#8
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	where do I search? __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-05-2003, 08:05 PM	#10
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	ahh..was it that storie..with a guy been together with a tranny for two weeks ? ..I just remeber that storie..now I feel so much better When I compare 3 hours with two weeks I feel good. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-05-2003, 08:06 PM	#11
Sly_RJ Live Hard - Die Hard Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Ready to leave... Posts: 17,042	You guys can all laugh now, but this actually happened to me once. I met this real cute girl downtown at Croce's, asked her to lunch. We talked for a while and it turns out she had no boyfriend. My initial thought was "score!", she was really digging me so I figured I'd definitely be able to get some ass from that. So we end up taking a nice little walk. She sees this hotel and says we should see what their 4 hr. rates were. Dirt cheap, so I was all over that. Pussy, here I come! Oh, did I mention the vitals? Cute little blonde (I have a thing for blondes, so I was already weak in the knees), real small frame (perfect for sit 'n spins), a killer ass, and a nice little pair of titties. Anyway, we're up in the room making out. Her top comes off, they were definitely fake, but I love fake titties. Next thing I know, she's slowly moving down to my crotch and pulls out my cock. Yes! I thought. So I just get the best blow job of my life, I shit you not. Was PERFECT! Well, she obviously wanted some return action. She spun around and pulled down her pretty pink panties, right after she finished telling me how she loved anal. Now, I've never had anal before so I was really stoked. She actually had to tell me exactly what to do, but that's a different story for a different day. So she's screaming like a little bitch and I'm still stoked that I'm tapping some ass. After the thrill shock passed through me, I realized my balls were slapping something really strange. I just ignored it, figured I was having too much fun to really care what they were slapping against. Another couple minutes passed and I started getting curious... I pulled out so I could see what I was slapping. And Holy fuck! There was a fully erect 6 inch penis fully intact with two sweaty balls! Just imagine the bitch scream I let out after that! I just fucked a guy! An IT! She, he, it, whatever... wanted to know what the problem was. What the fuck! Take a guess there Rupaul! Needless to say, I dashed out of there like you've never seen and never looked back. I'll never look at a tranny the same way again... On a good note, anal sex is now my favorite position. __________________ PHAT SERVERS - Quality dedicated hosting at a quality price! sly AT phatservers DOT com - 147479144

03-05-2003, 08:08 PM	#12
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	for real???

03-05-2003, 08:13 PM	#13
JayJay Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 3,739	Your not sad for falling for these little boys games but you are sad for having to meet girls on the internet!

03-05-2003, 08:17 PM	#15
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	that was really funny...now I feel even more better...anyone else have some story to tell? __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-05-2003, 08:21 PM	#16
stanton So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 2,640	you sounded prety sexy on the phone wanna meet i am just a sexy girl

03-05-2003, 08:22 PM	#17
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	JayJay...yes its sad...anyone should stop doing it. Its much better to see a face and tits..and that stupid text rolling. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...

03-05-2003, 08:28 PM	#18
maxjohan Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sweden Posts: 7,219	stanton, I am leaving from sweden tomorrow.. __________________ I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls...