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Sly 02-14-2014 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by rickstercreative (Post 19983334)
Always buy embarrassing stuff with a birthday card (condoms, toilet paper, feminine hygiene)... Everyone will assume it's a prank gift.
Or? Just don't care.

Everybody poops.

mineistaken 02-14-2014 06:40 PM
Great fiction, by the way shouldn't your classmate be more embarrassed because he worked at wallmart?

adultchatpay 02-14-2014 07:10 PM
You need to order online.

Buff 02-14-2014 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19982625)
I proudly smile when I buy 4 24 packs of Magnums.
You only buy a week's worth at a time?

brassmonkey 02-14-2014 09:12 PM
fast food napkins? stock up bro! :thumbsup

NaughtyVisions 02-14-2014 10:33 PM
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Originally Posted by fengwu83 (Post 19982366)
Good luck buying condoms :D
I've never understood why this is embarrassing. Buying condoms would indicate that you're getting laid.

It's the times when you walk up to the convenience store counter with a stack of Club, Velvet, Swank, Hawk and Live Young Girls magazines and a giant tub of Vaseline that should be embarrassing.

(Not speaking from experience...:Oh crap)

AJ_NETWORK 02-14-2014 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Tom_PM (Post 19982646)
Hahahhah I remember that book it was one of my first books as a kid.

freecartoonporn 02-15-2014 12:39 AM
cool story bro.

WDF 02-15-2014 01:55 AM
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Originally Posted by newB (Post 19982735)
My first sexual experience (with another person), I was ruined when the condoms I had hopefully bought years earlier had dry-rotted. .....The girl at the register was my age, and I was a little embarrassed, but didn't think much
Late Bloomer????????!!!!!!!!!!!

ErectMedia 02-15-2014 01:59 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 19982625)
I proudly smile when I buy 4 24 packs of Magnums.
I do too but it's only to fake out the hot cashier, once I get outside I gotta toss them to a black dude cause their too big for me. :1orglaugh

lezinterracial 02-15-2014 03:09 AM
Use your left hand and a water bottle. Eat and shake hands with your right.

Or spread your cheeks when dropping a chocolate dragon into its porcelain lair so you don't need any paper.

dehash 02-15-2014 08:03 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fengwu83 (Post 19982366)
Good luck buying condoms :D
Or tampons for GF

newB 02-15-2014 09:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by WDF (Post 19983551)
Late Bloomer????????!!!!!!!!!!!
More of a romantic, really. I wanted the first time to mean something. In all honesty, I still am and typically don't go in for casual sex if I already know it's not going to go anywhere.

Let the ribbing and name calling commence. :1orglaugh

ErectMedia 02-15-2014 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by newB (Post 19983798)
In all honesty, I still am and typically don't go in for casual sex if I already know it's not going to go anywhere.

Let the ribbing and name calling commence. :1orglaugh
Same here. Met a chick and didn't do anything cause age gap and figured probably immature and will never amount to anything. Over time we are now really good friends and turned out not to be an immature dumb ass. Have a little regret now as doubt I can pull it back to tap zone without mass amounts of alcohol involved. Moral of the story I gained a really good friend but my dick is in my hand. Think in the future if a chick wants to play I'm just gonna tap away and deal with the possible drama later. Nice guys are overrated. :1orglaugh

greenleaf 02-17-2014 10:26 PM
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Originally Posted by baggg (Post 19982278)
I never buy toilet paper during the day. I always go out at 12:30-1:00a.m so I don't run into anyone I know. I went to walmart earlier hoping I wouldn't see anyone. I grabbed my cart and had 4 24pack rolls of toilet paper to purchase. It usually lasts me several months. I buy a lot at once, so I don't have to go through this. I put them in the cart and then I walked around with my head down. I wouldn't look at anyone because I was embarrassed. I walk towards the check out thinking I was in the clear. Usually its some old lady and she doesn't call me out on the toilet paper. I walk up to the cashier and raise my head just a little bit to make sure I don't know her and BAM! It was an old class mate. I could not believe it. I just left the cart at the check out and walked away with my head down because I was in shock. I can't go back to that walmart now.


thinking Target now. But are they 24/7?


Buying 96 rolls of toilet paper in the middle of the night? Are you Walter White hiding out in a remote cabin or something?

WTF is going on?


Edit: Ahh... a "joke" :moon

OneHungLo 02-17-2014 11:30 PM
baggg has to be that neurotic poster bausch

Are you brave enough to eat dinner in a nice restaurant all by yourself?

Do you get mad if a close friend is always on cell/texting when with you?

Is it strange to exercise in the gym wearing sunglasses? Would u laugh?

SabrinaFameDollars 02-18-2014 07:39 AM
this is nothing to be embarrassed of! dont everyone buy tp?!

ruff 02-18-2014 11:57 AM
You should use virtual toilet paper. You can buy it on the Internet and download it in the privacy of your own home.

prezzz 02-18-2014 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by fengwu83 (Post 19982366)
Good luck buying condoms :D
:2 cents::1orglaugh

cosis 02-18-2014 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 19982522)
If you get embarrassed with just that = you don't go out much.
:1orglaugh

If the only time you get out is at a porn show you might be a webmaster

xNetworx 02-18-2014 02:35 PM
Shitty thread


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