My 500th post with a joke from my first. - GoFuckYourself.com

Ray@TastyDollars · 03-05-2003, 12:35 PM

I posted this joke in my first post. Still kinda funny.

"A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown."

The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK"?? In a very weak voice the little guys says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?"

The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., I've a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs. each, and my name is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said Turn Around!"

Ray

xanx · 03-05-2003, 12:36 PM

KrazieSweets · 03-05-2003, 01:28 PM

asuna · 03-05-2003, 01:33 PM

nice one lol

03-05-2003, 12:35 PM	#1
Ray@TastyDollars www.TastyDollars.com Join Date: May 2002 Location: Montreal Posts: 6,797	My 500th post with a joke from my first. I posted this joke in my first post. Still kinda funny. "A little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, "7 feet tall, 350 lbs., 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown." The small guy just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks "Are you OK"?? In a very weak voice the little guys says, "Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?" The big dude says, "When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I'd give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. "I'm 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs., I've a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs. each, and my name is Turner Brown." The small guy says, "Thank God!!! I thought you said Turn Around!" Ray __________________ The nets best interracial and cuckold site The nets hottest teen site ICQ me: 161 375 873

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