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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Long ass checkin line at hardrock
Fuck ass cunt mother fuck
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Please dont fuck animals
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Location: Henderson, NV
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That's why you dont go there to check in on friday or saturday night.
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Choice is an Illusion
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Land of Obama
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#4 |
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Sorry normally stay on the strip and it's never taken longer then a few mins
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"LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
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Should have stayed at Planet Hollywood and seen Britney BITCH!
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Arthur Flegenheimer
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Did you tell them that you were aRock?
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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I tried to check in at 7pm and they told me my room wasn't ready. WUT?
Took an hour.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: World
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Glad i took another hotel
![]() ![]() I just landed bro, see you tomorrow !
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Permanently Gone
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Are you in a suite? Lines were short and fast for tower suites.
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#10 |
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Sorry ballin on a budget
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I'm still broke.
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Choice is an Illusion
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![]() My wait was 45 minutes this year. Which I believe is the longest I have ever had to wait, although every year is long.
That being said, true to form, my room is bumped again which is becoming an annual tradition making this year three. At the time of my check in, it was either smoking rooms in casino tower, or get bumped over to a non-smoking in HRH (or wait for one to become available in casino) later in the day. So I opted for HRH tower instead. Lastly, every year I am told that whatever tower I am getting bumped too is the best in the hotel. I guess this must be a company line at the front desk. Last year I was bumped from Paradise to a Casino suite, and told the same yoke. First night, heater did not work and it was 40-50 degrees out. This year, told the same stuff about HRH. I get to the room, and it's pretty much a standard hotel room. ![]() |
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
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i took a shit in the lobby...
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I Like Depth Of Field!
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Location: Las Vegas, NV, USA: 36.12318 N, 115.090219 W
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The hooker using your room musta checked out at 6:00...
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Exploiting human weakness
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They were still cleaning up the puke. Enjoy your stay!!! I have a phobia of hotels. I used to drive to vegas and sleep in my car because I was so grossed out by hotel rooms and all the bodily fluids that linger inside.
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#16 |
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Sorry I jerked off on your car
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carry new/fersh sheets with you.
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should be worth it!
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