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If you woke up tomorrow and learned...
... That you have 1 month to live, starting from that moment, what would you do?
I would probably quit drinking. Or drink a lot more. I'd redo my will, pick someone my age who I know well, and who deserves it, and I would leave everything I own to them. I'd go skydiving a few more times. I'd spend more time looking through the telescopes at night, and I wouldn't complicate my life with chasing ass for once. I would watch the sun rise every day. And the kicker, I wouldn't tell anyone I was going to die. I would just love the people I love like it was any other day. I wouldn't rob a bank or drive like a dick or attempt to go out in a blaze of glory. I would just try to appreciate every moment I had and make each one of them as amazing as possible. I would consider knowing when it was coming a gift. What would you do? How would the next 30 days of your life differ from today and all the days before it if you knew?
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I'd rather be on my boat.
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I can't say I'd stop altogether.
![]() But when the time came, I would want to be sober and aware of the moment. I have no real qualms about death. I've always considered it a necessary part of life. I'd want to experience it as much as one could.
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"LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
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I would do everything that I ever wanted to do that would get me locked up for life knowing that even if I ever made it to trial and convicted I would only have a short time to be punished.
I will not go into details and leave that up to your imagination. Oh, that and tons of sex without condoms. |
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I would to Hawaii and spend the next thirty days on the beach, watching the sun rise every morning and every night.
And eat pizza in-between.
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why not live every day like this anyway?
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I'd be broke in six months and trying to pay bills with skydiving videos.
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Wasn't my thread... so sure. You may have that magically growing $40k
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Please dont fuck animals
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I'd do two girls at the same time.
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I'd go on a hike around the world. I probably wouldn't finish but I would see more then I've seen in a lifetime.
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I would work my ass off to make sure my business was all set up to take care of my wife.
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Cheap wine? No man, I'll send you a couple of bottles from Spain! Here good wine is about 10$ bottle, but for 3$ you have a very good Rioja!
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Yeah the The Bucket List is a great movie, everyone should see it. :-) If I had one month to live, I would write a will and would travel to a location which is flyable every day with a hangglider and I'd take everyone I love with me. I would fly 3-5 hours each and every day and would spend the rest of my time with the people I love.
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I'll admit it. Every time I watch it, it kills me. First time I ever saw it I'm glad I watched it by myself. I was crying like a little girl. Real yank your heart out and leave you empty type stuff. Possibly on of the best movies I've ever seen. ![]()
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I would start smoking weed again and bang a lot of strippers.
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I'd likely sell everything I could and take a few trips to see some stuff I have wanted to see then spend the last week or so with my family and friends.
On a side note I actually knew someone that something like this happened to. This was a long time ago when I was working in the car insurance industry. A woman that worked in the office missed three days in a row. She called in sick the first day, but not the other two. This was very unlike her. When she came in on the forth day she explained to everyone that she had been feeling sick, went to the doctor, they did some tests and found out she has a very aggressive, non-operable cancer that has spread to most of her body. They gave her max 90 days to live. She said she was leaving tomorrow for Disneyworld because she had always wanted to go there. I left that job shortly after so I never heard how long she made it, but I hope she got to do some fun stuff in those last days. |
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"LIKE I GIVE A SHIT"
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Actually I would start cooking meth.
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NAME THE JEW
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If I had kids, I'd do what THEY wanted to do.
There was a woman in the UK who was dying of cancer. She ran fuck knows how many charity marathons and became a media personality. She could, and should, have spent that time with her kids ![]() |
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I Like Depth Of Field!
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No kids, no wife, no worries in those departments. I hate to say that would make it all easier for me, but it's pretty obvious that would make it easier for anyone. Having kids or a wife would make those 30 days total hell. ![]()
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Drive off the cliff in a blaze of glory
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Let's keep going. ... Thelma
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Daytime I'd hang with the family, apply for new credit cards and max out my current ones doing random shit with them. Nighttime I'd bang random whores in the ass
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spend time with my family
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Find God - Not just one, all of them - Just in case...
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30 days of drinking and fucking
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I would quit my job and travel.
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