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Old 12-31-2013, 09:19 AM   #1
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High On Meth, Man Fights Off 15 Police Officers While Masturbating

A man who was allegedly high on meth reportedly fought off more than a dozen police officers while publicly masturbating.

Story here...

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...n_4518225.html
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Old 12-31-2013, 09:22 AM   #2
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I was hoping that my adventures during Christmas would not make it on the boards. Now that it has been posted I want to make clear that fought off those 15 cops one-handed because I never missed a stroke.
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Old 12-31-2013, 09:30 AM   #3
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Old 12-31-2013, 09:31 AM   #4
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Old 12-31-2013, 09:34 AM   #5
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Wouldn't be surprised to see a Hollywood movie made out of the ordeal.
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Old 12-31-2013, 09:38 AM   #6
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Hahahahaha. Who would dare come near him....
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Old 12-31-2013, 09:39 AM   #7
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Sounds like Beaner...
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Old 12-31-2013, 10:11 AM   #8
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Huffington is as reliable as Examiner or the Onion
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Old 12-31-2013, 10:18 AM   #9
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Meh

That's some bad ass Meth were can I get that specific batch?

Of course I would be fighting off 15 Female 'companions' in 'Uniform' if you know what I mean...
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Old 12-31-2013, 10:25 AM   #10
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what a fucking wanker
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Old 12-31-2013, 10:28 AM   #11
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the first comment cracks me up!

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Sad, a horrible waste of police sources, and at the end of the day you can't make this stuff up.
yes, you can most certainly make this up.
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