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  • SpaceAce
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    • Jul 2002
    • 6493

    #1

    I am a Turkish billionaire

    The Turkish Lira, which has always been a hghly amusing currency due to its ridiculously bad exchange rate, fell even further after Turkey voted against the United States last week.

    The Turkish Lira is currently trading at 1,578,302 lira to the dollar. This means that, in Turkeish Lira, I am a multi-billionaire. I just wanted to let all you peons know so you can start sucking up to me in order to be close to my wealth and power.

    Carry on.

    SpaceAce
  • Tanker
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    • Nov 2000
    • 9287

    #2
    You watch to much Howard Stern


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    • SpaceAce
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      • Jul 2002
      • 6493

      #3
      Originally posted by Tanker
      You watch to much Howard Stern


      Tanker
      Hah, interesting that you say that because I can't stand Howard Stern. I've never seen his TV show and I haven't heard his radio gig in years. Did he say something about lira, too?

      SpaceAce

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      • sextoyking
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        • Dec 2001
        • 6034

        #4
        Space,

        I remember when we took a boat from Rhodes Greece to Turkey, it was like 2-3 mill. Lira for a burger king meal )
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        • JeremySF
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          • Dec 2002
          • 1236

          #5
          Funny, I went to Turkey a couple of years ago and took 10 million out of the bank. I thought that would be plenty of money until I found out it was like 3 bucks.
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          • keyDet79
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            • Feb 2003
            • 1109

            #6
            Turkey should be smart, and strip some of thos 0's on their bills, the Russians did it with the Ruble.

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            • flashfreak
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              • Jun 2002
              • 4396

              #7
              Originally posted by keyDet79
              Turkey should be smart, and strip some of thos 0's on their bills, the Russians did it with the Ruble.
              they can't right now.. a country can make a monetary reform when the inflation is stable...
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              • clickpimp
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                • May 2002
                • 1159

                #8
                turkish dialers rule
                eventually, earth will lose.
                enjoy it while it lasts.


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                • Jakke PNG
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                  • Nov 2001
                  • 20306

                  #9
                  I found a walled with 10 million when I was in turkey. I bought a watch. Then it got stolen. Damn those bastards! The watch isn't theirs! (maybe).
                  ..and I'm off.

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                  • Jakke PNG
                    ex-TeenGodFather
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 20306

                    #10
                    doublepost
                    ..and I'm off.

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                    • SpaceAce
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                      • Jul 2002
                      • 6493

                      #11
                      Originally posted by sextoyking
                      Space,

                      I remember when we took a boat from Rhodes Greece to Turkey, it was like 2-3 mill. Lira for a burger king meal )
                      Yes, I've wondered about that In an economy that repressed I'll bet you can get domestic servants really cheap. You could live like a Turkish king on a thousan dollars per month.

                      SpaceAce

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                      • asuna
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                        • May 2002
                        • 8743

                        #12
                        seriously, how much would it cost to live litterally like a king in turkey?

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                        • flashfreak
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                          • Jun 2002
                          • 4396

                          #13
                          Originally posted by SpaceAce


                          Yes, I've wondered about that In an economy that repressed I'll bet you can get domestic servants really cheap. You could live like a Turkish king on a thousan dollars per month.

                          SpaceAce
                          you're right.. but face it, ain't so nice living there right now near iraq... and with those rebel kurds...
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                          • flashfreak
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                            • Jun 2002
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by asuna
                            seriously, how much would it cost to live litterally like a king in turkey?
                            define "king" first...
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                            • asuna
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                              • May 2002
                              • 8743

                              #15
                              Originally posted by flashfreak

                              define "king" first...
                              Nice house, butler, car (what kind of cars do they haev there?)
                              no need to work... hard

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                              • lil2rich4u2
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 11046

                                #16
                                well now i know to ditch my turkish traffic

                                nobody in there right mind is gonna pay $123,000,000 for 1 month at bangbus
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                                • asuna
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                                  • May 2002
                                  • 8743

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
                                  well now i know to ditch my turkish traffic

                                  nobody in there right mind is gonna pay $123,000,000 for 1 month at bangbus

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                                  • flashfreak
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                                    • Jun 2002
                                    • 4396

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by asuna


                                    Nice house, butler, car (what kind of cars do they haev there?)
                                    no need to work... hard
                                    if you have money you can buy ANY car you want... Renault Meganne is a popular car in Turkey.
                                    I think $$2000/month is more than enough to be a little king in Turkey.
                                    I'm a little king in Roumania
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                                    • nemesis
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                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 1335

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by flashfreak

                                      if you have money you can buy ANY car you want... Renault Meganne is a popular car in Turkey.
                                      I think $$2000/month is more than enough to be a little king in Turkey.
                                      I'm a little king in Roumania
                                      Depends on where you live in Turkey. If you make around $2000 a month in Istanbul, you will be middle class. But you can live like kings with 2k in southeast, those cities near Iraq, Iran and Syria border. I would not recomend anybody to live anywhere in Turkey that has more than %30 kurdish population...

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                                      • asuna
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                                        • May 2002
                                        • 8743

                                        #20
                                        hmm.. maybe if I'd move there, I'd bring a 5.0 and scare everyone there.. ;)

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                                        • nemesis
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                                          • Sep 2001
                                          • 1335

                                          #21
                                          what's a 5.0?

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                                          • flashfreak
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                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 4396

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by nemesis
                                            what's a 5.0?
                                            a 5000cm3 motor car.

                                            asuna: don't think so. There are plenty here too...
                                            Last edited by flashfreak; 03-04-2003, 04:42 PM.
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                                            • asuna
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                                              • May 2002
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                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by nemesis
                                              what's a 5.0?
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                                              • asuna
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                                                • May 2002
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                                                #24
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                                                • Troels
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                                                  • May 2002
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                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by asuna
                                                  seriously, how much would it cost to live litterally like a king in turkey?

                                                  Not a dime!

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                                                  • keyDet79
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                                                    • Feb 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by asuna
                                                    seriously, how much would it cost to live litterally like a king in turkey?
                                                    In Istanbul? A couple of million usd. In the east? A couple of thousand, lol.

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                                                    • hyper
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                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                      • 5294

                                                      #27
                                                      thats funny when i was in turkey in january
                                                      i got 1,665,000 TL for every 1 USD.

                                                      i think you got ripped off buddy

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                                                      • KingK7
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                                                        • Jun 2002
                                                        • 6372

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Troels

                                                        Not a dime!
                                                        Here's the blue print:
                                                        Marry your cousin, get 10 kids, send them to Scandinavia and let them collect welfare.

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                                                        • Torn Rose
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                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                          • 752

                                                          #29
                                                          I was there 12 years ago and on our first stop my friend and I got $100 USD on our visa?s which was given in Turkish Lira.

                                                          We never spent it all during the week and bought so much shit I couldn?t believe it.

                                                          I still have at least 800,000 left somewhere, when I tried to get it back in USD 2 years later when I moved I was told it was worth maybe $13 USD


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                                                          • fantasyman
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                                                            • Dec 2001
                                                            • 973

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by Tanker
                                                            You watch to much Howard Stern


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                                                            • Doo Wah Ditty
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                                                              • Feb 2003
                                                              • 29

                                                              #31
                                                              an avearege condo starts at $350.000, a car.. like cherokee $60.000, and $10.000/month makes you feel good in Turkey.. foods are very cheap.. and textile.. you just need to run a site and enjoy it .. Turkey is a heaven
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                                                              • diggy
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                                                                • Jun 2002
                                                                • 684

                                                                #32
                                                                I don't think I could ever live in Turkey after seeing The Midnight Express...

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                                                                • nemesis
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                                                                  • Sep 2001
                                                                  • 1335

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by diggy
                                                                  I don't think I could ever live in Turkey after seeing The Midnight Express...

                                                                  That movie is joke. I bet my life that you will be safer in a Turkish prison than an american prison unless you are a terrorist. At least they don't fucking rape you...

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                                                                  • nemesis
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                                                                    • Sep 2001
                                                                    • 1335

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Torn Rose
                                                                    I was there 12 years ago and on our first stop my friend and I got $100 USD on our visa?s which was given in Turkish Lira.

                                                                    We never spent it all during the week and bought so much shit I couldn?t believe it.

                                                                    I still have at least 800,000 left somewhere, when I tried to get it back in USD 2 years later when I moved I was told it was worth maybe $13 USD
                                                                    What city did you go?

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                                                                    • TheJimmy
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                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                      • 10747

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I miss my time spent in Turkey...

                                                                      I bought some nice gold jewelry, ate some bitchen turkish food, drank some good b00ze, etc etc etc...

                                                                      one of these days I'll have to go back as a civilian to see if it's just as good a time...
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                                                                      • SpaceAce
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                                                                        • Jul 2002
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by nemesis



                                                                        That movie is joke. I bet my life that you will be safer in a Turkish prison than an american prison unless you are a terrorist. At least they don't fucking rape you...
                                                                        LOL, yeah right. Turkish prisoners don't engage in violent homosexual acts when they're locked up.

                                                                        Guess what, when you cage people like animals they will act like animals. Not to mention that prisons tend to be packed with less-than-savory people to start with. Nationality doesn't have much to do with it.

                                                                        The movie, incidentally, is based on a true story. I am sure they embellished, but it isn't like they made it up out of whole cloth.

                                                                        SpaceAce

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